aloney

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Sketchfu-ing since 01/09/2011 (user #155924)

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About aloney

My oldest Wizard101 character that i am not allowed to play anymore. :( so, yah. Her name is/was Allison Lightstone. If you knew me on Wizard101 and see this, talk to me!! I would love to talk to you guys out there!! I miss you peoples!! :D I hate how much homework i am having. :P. My real name is ally/allison.i kinda like this one guy at my school. :P :), but the thing is is that idk if he likes me back. :I My Bff's are Amber,Jasmine,Ashlee,Riley,Hailey,Hayley,Savannah,Hannah,Kiara,Cheyanne,Reina,Mackenzie,Tiffani,Haylee, Megan, ME, and God.I love the color pink and green.I absolutely LOVE Adam Lambert!!I love choclate.JB rocks the world round and round! :D I have greenish bluish eyes. Um I love pandora radio. I have a doggy that is a spaniel mix but we dont know what with.Lol. Ok I am mostly a girly girl but some of me is goth. I cant choose.I have dirty blonde hair and the expresion blonde moments happen to me 24/7! Yeah a little embarrasing sometimes. Hehehe.Ok I love disney world.I am a state fan.GO STATE! :)If you have never heard of pandora internet radio then you are really missing out!It is AWESOME!My favorite animal is a dog.To be specific,I like the sibarian husky's!I am sry if I spelled it wrong.i love to add friends so if you would like to add me, go ahead!! Yep this is all me so leave comments if u want whenever, whatever.Cya! :D

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FAKE FRIENDS: call you stuff you hate all the time
READ FRIENDS: only call you them once to be silly

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food  
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

  FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
 REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

  FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.  
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you
sayin "Dang...... that was fun!" <-----THIS ONES COOL

  FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
 REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

  FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.  
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

  FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.  
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.   

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.  
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

   FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
 REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

  FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.  
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out. <------- MY FAV ONE!!

  FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.  
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

deck the halls with gasoline
fa la la la laaaaa la la la la
light a match then run and scream
fa la la la laaaaa la la la la
watch your school burn down to ashes
fa la la la laaaaa la la la

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(Don't read if you're immature....seriously)

.Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a
3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God,but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why
is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin,Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding?
Why is it so easy to purchase beer and drugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why
is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God?
Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but
praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll
get laughed at? Repost this as "dont read if ur immature ....seriously" 80 % of you wont repost this.

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[2] тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ ℓ0σк αт 11
[3] ∂σит gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 15
[4] ¢αℓм ∂σωи ∂σи'т вє мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 13
[5] fιяѕт ℓ0σк αт 2
[6] ∂σит вє тнαт αиgяу ℓ0σк αт 12
[7] ι נυѕт ωαитє∂ тσ ѕαу нι
[8] ωнαт ι ωαитє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ ιѕ...тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ σи 14
[9] вє ραтιєит ℓ0σк αт 4
[10] тнιѕ ιѕ тнє ℓαѕт тιмe, ℓ0σк αт 7
[11] ι нσρє уσυ'яє иσт мα∂ ωнєи ι ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 6
[12] ѕσяяу ℓ0σк αт 8
[13] ∂σи'т gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 10
[14] ι ∂σит киσω нσω тσ ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 3
[15] уσυ мυѕт вє яєαℓℓℓℓℓℓу мα∂ ℓ0σк αт иυмвєя 4

>Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A’s, I even got the gold!
>But Mommy, when I went to school … … … … that day,
>I … … … never said … good … …-bye,
>I’m sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don’t cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn’t just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I’ll be waiting for her now,
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
>Mommy, I’m not the first, I’m no better than the rest.
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won’t show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don’t let this pass.
>Mommy, why’d it have to be me? No one deserves this,
>Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
>I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I’m slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I’m in heaven with the rest.
>Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
>When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
>I guess I’m not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry but I had to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it’s true,
>And Mommy all I wanted to say is, “Mommy, I love you.”
>Please if you would,
>Pass this around,
>I’d be happy if you could,
>Don’t smash this on the ground.
>If you pass this on,
>Maybe people will cry,
>Just keep this in your heart,
>For the people who didn’t get to say “Good-bye”.
And yes i cryed

Am I pretty?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Would you cry if I walked away?
…………(Boy)No
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She heard enough and wazs hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm

(Boy) You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful
(Boy) I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy) And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would die!
(Boy whispers) Please stay with me
(Girl whispers) Of course
Tonight
at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good
will happen to you between 1-4 p.m. tomorrow- it could be anywhere. Get
ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this to 5
other pages; you will have relationship problems for the next month
I got this as a chain and i dont want to have problems with my Gal Pals

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(> )># So, i got you this lil waffle.
U..U

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.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

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.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U

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U...U
You know what, ima eat da waffle
☻/ This is Bob.
/▌ Copy and paste him so he can take
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i <3 Riley!!! •: [: (:

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw them to Katy Perry who exploded like a FIREWORK, the bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot THE TIME while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying WHATS MY NAME and then Eminem looked around saying IAM NOT AFRAID then Willow Smith started to WHIP her HAIR which scared the Far East Movement and they started to fly LIKE A G6 and then NELLY woke up saying it was JUST A DREAM. Paste this on ur Profile if u agree that this is funny l☺l ^-^~♥

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HI EVERYBODY!! JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL HERE!! XD :P

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10 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!

1. Ride on the grocery carts while purposely running into people.
2. Throw skittles and yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"
3. Play shoulder leap frog throughout the aisles.
4. Drape a blanket over you and say to your friend "I am Batman! Come to the cave Robin!"
5.Put a thong in a old mans cart and then RUN AWAY!
6. Hold up a gun to the cashier while asking him were the antideppresents are.
7. Talk to the cashier for 20 minutes about Unicorns.
8.Throw things at the floor then yell at your imaginary friend
9.Throw a bag of veggies above your head and start yelling FEAR ME AND MY FROZEN CARROTS!
10. Pretend to die in front of the security cameras!

~~~~~~~~9 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write "I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
#5. Scream somebodys name
#6. shoot at people....with thongs XD ( ABBIE!! SMASH!! XD)
#7.Spray sprayable cheese
#8. try and run over people with a cart ( with Peacegirl riding on it XD)
#9. grab beef jerky and put beer in the middle of a walk way and when someone walks up say " I'm Keith Stone" :P

Pick the month your birthday is:
>> January-------I kicked
>> February------I loved
>> March--------I karate chopped
>> April----------I licked
>> May----------I jumped on
>> June----------I smelled
>> July-----------I did the Macarena With
>> August--------I had lunch with
>> September----I danced with
>> October-------I sang to
>> November-----I yelled at
>> December-----I ran over
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>> Pick the day (number) your birthday is:
>> 1-- -----a birdbath
>> 2-------a monster
>> 3-------a phone
>> 4-------a fork
>> 5-------a snowman
>> 6-------a gangster
>> 7-------my mobile phone
>> 8-------my dog
>> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>> 10-------my neighbor
>> 11-------my science teacher
>> 12-------a banana
>> 13 -------a fireman
>> 14-------a stuffed animal
>> 15-------a goat
>> 16-------a pickle
>> 17-------your mom
>> 18-------a spoon
>> 19-------a smurf
>> 20-------a baseball bat
>> 21-------a ninja
>> 22-------Chuck Norris
>> 23-------a noodle
>> 24-------a squirrel
>> 25-------a football player
>> 26-------my sister
>> 27-------my brother
>> 28-------an ipod
>> 29-------a surfer
>> 30-------a llama
>> 31-------A homeless guy
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>> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>> White---------because I'm cool like that.
>> Black---------because that's how I roll.
>> Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
>> Red-----------because the voices told me to.
>> Blue-----------because I'm cool and I do what I want.
>> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
>> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
>> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
>> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>> Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
>> Brown---------because I can.
>> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
>> None----------because I can't control myself!

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Would you put your live on the line for you bestfriends/family? If u would put this on your profile

i cdnuolt blveie
e taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs, cpoy it itno yuor sgianture ,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno
ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

Love is love no matter who you find it in.
♂ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♀ + ♂ = ♥
put this in your profile if you agree.

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╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗If you love to laugh! xD
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97% kids lie more than 5 times a day, put this on your page if your one of the 3% who really try not to

☺ ♥ ☻ ♥ ☺ ♥ ☻☺ ♥ ☻ ♥ ☺ ♥
☺ PASTE THIS ON YOUR ☺ ♥
☺ PROFILE IF YOU ♥
☺ LOVE JESUS ♥
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If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

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╠╬╬╬╣Who ate My Chocolate????
╚╩╩╩╝I want it back!!!

TEACHER!!! YOU ARE TEH DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Gimme less homework!
Therefore.....
More paper.
less trees.
less air.
Less life.
therefore...... HOMEWORK ISH DESTROYIN TEH WORLD.

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