alienturtles

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Sketchfu-ing since 05/01/2011 (user #205671)

female, single

263 drawings

2429 total views

56 funny

86 cute

79 impressive

About alienturtles

Name: Alienturtles
Age: 10
Grade: 4th
Likes: Animals, singing, music, drawing, writing, chocolate, shopping, and mai friends! X3
Dislikes: Bossy people, bullies, peas, and pain. XC
Birth day: November 10th, 2001
Favorite food: French fries!!! XD x 1,000 + :3 = ghjbdbcagbyufhjbhjbsdcbgfyXDXDXDXDXD:3:3:3:3
Personality: Funny, energetic, happy(most of the time), exellent drawer, fantabulouse singer, and a great friend! :3

Characters and Fursonas
~Inky~ squidsona
~Alienturtles~ fursona
~Friday~ character
~Avi~ character
~Bubblegumfox~ character
~Iggy~ character
~Kaoru~ character
~Luckybeat~ pony

___Own Me:___
~owns my eyes
~owns my clothes
~owns my hair
~owns my hands
~owns my smile
~owns my nose
~owns my legs
~owns my lips
~owns my body
~owns my love
~owns my feet
~owns my laugh
~owns my toes
~owns my fingers
~owns my nails
~owns my tongue
~owns my mouth
~owns my life
~owns my friendship
~owns my world
~owns my heart

If you want to own something just PM me!

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╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝♫╚╝╚═╩═╝ someone

~тнe rυleѕ oғ love~
ĸιѕѕ on тнe lιpѕ = ι love yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ear = yoυ are ѕpecιal
ĸιѕѕ on тнe noѕe = laυgнтer
ĸιѕѕ on тнe cнeeĸ = ғrιendѕ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ғorнead = coмғorт
ĸιѕѕ on тнe necĸ = ι wanт yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕнoυlder = yoυ're wonderғυl
ĸιѕѕ anywнere elѕe = careғυl
play aroυndѕ wιтн нaιr = can'т lιve wιтнoυт yoυ
нoldιng нandѕ = нappιneѕѕ
arмѕ aroυnd waιѕт = yoυ're мιne, ι need yoυ
a нυg= ι care
ѕмιlιng aт eacнoтнer = ι lιĸe yoυ
looĸιng aroυnd = нιdιng тrυe ғeelιngѕ
тender ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕιde oғ υr lιpѕ = yoυ're мιne
weттιng yoυr lιpѕ = waιтнιng ғor a ĸιѕѕ
тear drop = ι'м loѕιng yoυ
cryιng = ι loѕт yoυ

OH! jingle bells, shotgun shells, santa claus is dead! rudolph took a '22 and shot him in the head! OH! barbie doll, barbie doll, tried to save his life. but GI Joe from mexico, Killed her with a Knife
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Dashing through the snow, On a pair of broken skis, Over the hills I go, Crashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, I wake up in the hospital with stiches in my head, OH! 911, 911, please take me away! Oh what fun it is to ride in an ambulance all day, HEY! 911, 911 please take me away! Take me to the hospital before I pass away! HEY!
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► Play. The Moments
▌▌ Pause. The Memories
■ Stop. The Pain
◄◄ Rewind. The Happiness

Boy: you have no idea how much you hurt me.
Girl: what do you mean?! <:0
Boy: my head hurts from thinking about you too much,
my hand hurts from writing about you too much,
and my heart hurts from loving you too much. ^.^

12 things i know about you

1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling. â˜º
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
11) you are checking it now.
12) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!

spell out your name!
(see what the letters in your name means!!)
A=HOT
B=loves animals
C=good kisser
D=makes people laugh
E=has gorgeous eyes
F=people adore you and know your funny and cute
G=very outgoing
H=easy to fall in love with
I=loves to laugh and smile
J=is really sweet
K=really silly
L=eyes to die for
M=makes dating fun, loved by everyone
N=is kinda shy and embarrased to talk to bf/gf's parents
O=has one of the best personalities ever
P=popular with all types of people
Q=a hyprocrite
R=good boyfriend or girlfriend
S=cute
T=VERY good kisser
U=very well liked person
V=not judgmental
W=broad minded
X=never let people tell you what to do
Y=loved by eyeryone
Z=is the coolest person ever!!!!!

"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

BEFORE MARRIGE:
Wife: Honey?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Do you hate me?
Husband: No, why would you think that!
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of Course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: Never in my life!
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you smack me?
Husband: No, why would I?
Wife: Do you think Im pretty?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Honey!
AFTER MARRIGE: READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

♥ღ♥iм а сяаzy ваву, ѕєxy ιаdy, вооту ѕнаκіи , нєаят вяєаκіи, маd нот , иэνа ѕтор, аиgєι ваву, ѕроіιєd маувє, ѕноят ѕκіят, ιυνѕ то fιіят, ніgн сιаѕѕ, ѕєxу ѕміιє, ваиgіи ѕтуιє, тємртіи ιірѕ , κіιιа κіѕѕ, ѕо ωаνє gυdвує аиd giv іт а міѕѕ соz ваву u caит наиdιє dіѕ♥ღ♥

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║ (o)║♥♫Music is life ♫
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When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework . That made Usher say OMG and then he exploded too. Fortunately Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse .Unfortunately Rihanna killed her while she was running away! So Rihanna became the Only Girl In The World. The loneliless caused Rihanna to become a retard , so she don't no her name. Now she keeps saying Oh na na What's My Name? Nelly soon woke up saying it was Just a Dream

Selena Gomez died because there was a Year Without Rain. She came back to life as a Rock God and said "I should of followed my Intuation... But I'm not going to apolagize." Then a little girl came up to her and said, "You are so good at singing!" She replied. "Tell me something I dont know!" The child then asked, "How do you sing that good?" Selena said, "It comes Naturally!"

Pepsi Cola went to town
Doctor Pepper knocked him down
Pepsi Cola got back up
Now were drinken 7up
7up got the flu
Now were drinken Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew fell off a mountain
Now were drinken from a fountain
Fountain broke had a stroke
Now were drinken Cherry Coke
Cherry Coke lost it's cherry
Now were drinken Logan Berry
Logan Berry lost at sea
Now were drinken Iced Tea
Iced Tea began to choke
Now were drinken plain old Coke