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Emma was here <3333

Akon died cause that girl was so DANGEROUS!!!

Chris Brown died cause he had No Air!

Souija Boy died cause of YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Lil Wayne died cause he choked on his Lollipop!

Who killed Alicia Keys? No One!

Trey Song died cause he Couldn't Help But Wait!

Lil Mama died cause she ran out of Lip Gloss!

Sean Kingston died cause he saw too many Beautiful Girls!

Flo-Rida died cause he got too Low!

Fat Joe died cause he Leaned Back too far!

Mariah Carey died cause too many people Touched her Body!

Beyonce died cause she rung the alarm and was Shocked!

Kelsie died cause she was way too Bossy!

Estelle died cause she saw an American Boy!

Kanye West died cause he was heartles!LIKE HE WAS 2 TAYLOR SWIFT!

Katy Perry died cause she Kissed a Girl!

Danity Kane died cause she was Damaged!

Leona Lewis died cause she was Bleeding Love!

Rihanna died cause they Stopped the Music!

Lupe Fiasco died cause he was a Superstar!

Natasha Bedingfield died cause she was Unwritten!

Jordin Sparks died cause she got a Tattoo!

The Jonas Brothers died cause they were Burnin' Up!=]]]]

The PussyCat Dolls died cause they Grew Up!

Justin Bieber died because he found somebody to love!

Selena Gomez died cause naturally!

Young money died cause they had their bed rocked!

La Roux died cause she wasnt bullot proof!

Ke$ha died cause her love was ur drug!

Spose died cause he was too awsome!

Miley Cyrus died cause of 7 Things!

Hannah Montana died cause Nobody's Perfect!

Maroon 5 died cause they saw Your Face Again

these r my fav. songs...click and watch then comment if ya like em

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=_cE_lX_QsDg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=RIhS_9_f6NM

~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.If you can,throw someone out the window and say they did it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"


~~~~~~~~5 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
#5:Have a friend push you around in a cart as fast as you can down the aisle screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"


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When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]

When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared===[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]

When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]

When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says that she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]

When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read it ]

You say Troy
I say Jacob
You say Gabriella
I say Me
You say Troy and Gabriella
I say Jacob and Me
You say humans
I say werewolves
You say orange
I say apple
You say Smith
I say Black <-- put this on ur profile if u ♥ Jacob!

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