XxEmoxxMuffinxxAlliexX

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Sketchfu-ing since 06/02/2010 (user #86592)

18, female, single

Ohio

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Hello! WELCOME! to my profile
i'm Allison Baer
Nicknames: Grizzly, White Thunder, Big Cheese,( im making a drawing foe everyone to give me nick names)



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Funniest joke I've ever heard! (You may paste in your Channel)

A preschooler has to learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet for preschool,so that night after preschool he asks his brother what the first letter is as he's doing his homework. He says "Shut up, I'm busy." So then he goes up to his other brother and asks what the second letter is while he's watching a movie, so he says, "Batman!!!" So he goes up to his sister, who's taking out the garbage what the third letter is, and she keeps singing, "In the garbage, In the garbage..", and after that, he goes up to His Dad who was watching a Football game and asks what the fourth letter of the alphabet is, and he says, "49! Hit 'em hard!" So then he goes up to his mom and asks what the fifth letter is while she's cooking, and she says "MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!" (No, she's COOKING Buns. XD) so the next day at preschool his teacher asks what the first letter of the alphabet is, and he says "Shut up, I'm Busy" so when he gets sent to the principal's office, the principal asked, "What is your name?" And he replies, "BATMAN!" Then the principal says: "Okay... Ummm... where do you live?" Then, he sings "In the garbage, In the garbage..." So that night after preschool his mother says " I heard you got in big trouble today. how many spanks do you need now?"
Then he says... "49, Hit 'em hard!" Then after he gets forty nine spanks, His dad says "Now, what do you have to say for yourself?"
... "MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!"

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