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XagentXmothmanX

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Sketchfu-ing since 07/17/2010 (user #99280)

16, female, single

Invading Earth

52 drawings
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2 funny
7 cute
6 impressive

About XagentXmothmanX

You flaw. At least I'm under the delusion of doing something productive.

2 nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this chihuahua started following me!!! GODDAMMIT!! IT KNEW!! I RAN, AND FINALLY LOST IT, AND MADE IT HOME!!! BUT IT KNEW!! IT KNEWWWW!!Did the DOG SEND YOU?!

It's simple; I like you. I enjoy our talks, when you come visit me at the bookstore. I like you for all those reasons people ask a person out for. There, I've said my thing, now I just hope your thoughts run along those same lines. If not, then I'll just get awkward and leave, quietly, after killing you.

I DON'T HEAR YOU SAYING ANYTHING!! WHAT'S WRONG?!! NOT FULL OF FUCKED UP WISDOM TODAY?!! SPEAK!! SPEAK, YOU FUCK!!

No, no... it's just the usual shit. My friend tenna's been driving me insane - your probably remember her from the news when she drove her car into that daycare center. I haven't been able to paint much since I cut my hands. I keep getting these awful electric shocks everytime I touch anything except Cheerios for some reason - I'm thinking of making Cheerios body armor. Oh, and my little doll painting is evil and wants to syphon my imagination for some shadowy kinda thing. But I'm dealing...

Attacking all outer physical functions!! Fooling all the stupids!! Garg!! I am saying gaaarg!!

I AM WIGGLING MY LEG!! WITNESS MY LEG!! DO YOU NOT SEE?! HUH?!

My mighty stomach chambers have already processed the grass people into dee-lishus grade A milk!!

Disperse all ye fucking people!! I am now the Noodle Boy that flies!!! I am like a flying potato!! Ker-pooh!!

Such amusing fiction, these stories they tell. It always comes to this. If they really had a desire to live, they would've been more aware of how easy it is to die, would've chosen their actions more wisely. In these moments, you can tell they're not regretting having hurt you. They regret doing it to your face.

HEEEY! I know you! I've seen you at shows with all those gossipy little idiots you seem to have been CLONED from!! I didn't recognize you without all the MAKEUP!!

YOU SEE!! IT CHANGES COLOR WHEN IT DRIES! IT NEVER STAYS!! I HAVE TO KEEP THE WALL WET!!

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Ssachan wrote (about 1 year ago)
HEEYYYY LLY-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (im gona embarrass u like everyday, btw. ^^) LUV U<333333333333 baibai~
XagentXmothmanX wrote (about 1 year ago)
Alright, this is getting REALLY annoying. I'm sure it qualifies as harrassment/cyber bullying, both are which punishable to at least some extent of the law. Please, leave me alone, it's not like I did anything other than get upset because you drew over one of my drawings that took me a while to make.
rosy59292 wrote (about 1 year ago)
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL CAUSE YOU HAVE A huge mouth
rosy59292 wrote (about 1 year ago)
TRY WHAT
rosy59292 wrote (about 1 year ago)
from julie59595. the 1 who hates you. P.S i hack into people acouts so if your not on my side i willl get you BANNED
rosy59292 wrote (about 1 year ago)
ALRIGHT!!!!! you admittted it
XagentXmothmanX wrote (about 1 year ago)
I have a huge mouth?! You know, please just go. Go far away. Now. Please. Before I have to actually try.
XagentXmothmanX wrote (about 1 year ago)
Oh my freaking Irk! You people are really annoying. I haven't been able to get on lately, someone wanna effing shoot me for it? Well go ahead, I could really care less. Its so much easier to hide behind a computer screen, especially when you have no idea who you're dealing with.
rosy59292 wrote (about 1 year ago)
Answere julie59292
XagentXmothmanX wrote (about 1 year ago)
Oh, sorry that I actually have a life off of the computer -__-

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