Wizz_Fizz21

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Sketchfu-ing since 05/20/2011 (user #213753)

female, single

<---- <---- <---- I love Jessie J she is da bomb :p

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About Wizz_Fizz21

COPY THIS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU: 1: Random, 2: Babe, 3: id marry you, 4: Sweet, 5: Beautiful, 6: Talkative, 7: Hot, 8: Fit, 9:Funny, 10: Moody, 11: Perfect type, 12: Love you, 13: Weird, 14: Gorgeous, 15: Strong, 16: The best, 17: Awesome, 18: Dumb, 19: Crazy, 20: I wanna date you, 21: I would kiss you

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▌Profile pic: The Wanted (The best band evaaaaaaaaaaa...)
▌Mood: Happy! Random! Excited!
▌Current Obsessions: Graffiting books, drawing
▌Drawing Style: Graffiti, people in top hats
▌Hobbies: Graffiting, playing computer games
▌Fav Foods: fruit, candy canes, chocolate, minty food
▌Pets: 2 Guinea pigs - brownie and Mr Moe and a dog Molly
▌Fav Drinks: Mountain Dew, 7 Up, water, Spiders, Softdrink, Orange Crush Cordial
▌Fav Movies: Harry Potter (1,2,3,4,5,6 and 7 part 1&2)
▌Fav TV Shows: Terra Nova, Talkin' bout your Generation,
▌Fav Books: Trash, Tales of Beedle the Bard
▌Fav Colours: Fluro Orange, Fluro Yellow, Fluro Green, Fluro Purple, Fluro Pink, Light Blue, Lime Green
▌Fav Animals: White Tigers, Koalas,
▌Fav Websites: Sketchfu, Google, Storybird, Primary Games, Cool Math Games
▌Fav Video Game: Kinect Sports 1&2, Mario Kart Wii
▌Where I Live: Australia
▌Age: 13
▌Fav Bands: The Wanted, Black Eyed Peas, One Direction
▌Eye Colour: Bluish-Grey
▌Hair Colour: Sandy Blonde
▌Drawing Tool: Computer Mouse
▌To do list:
▌Fav APP!: ADOPT AND CRE8 A CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL!!!!!!!! (cause I made the app :P)

APL is da bomb
bee tee dubs i am 13
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IF U WANNA KNOW ANYFIN BOUT ME ASK IN PM'S THNX
READ MY WHOLE PROFILE CUZ THER'S SOME REALLY KOOL STUFF TO PUT ON UR PROFILE PAGE & THERS SOME REALLY KOOL JOKES.

Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different.
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Vanessa Amorosi taught me to be who I am
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Travis taught me how to be generous....
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right.
...Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
Bruno Mars said he'd marry me no matter what I think
Good Charlotte told me to party like its my birthday 24/7
Music taught me how to live <3

Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw them to Katy Perry who exploded like a FIREWORK, the bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot THE TIME while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying WHATS MY NAME and then Eminem looked around saying I AM NOT AFRAID then Willow Smith started to WHIP her HAIR which scared the Far East Movement and they started to fly LIKE A G6 and then NELLY woke up saying it was JUST A DREAM. Paste this on ur Profile if u agree that this is funny

► Play. The Moments
▌▌ Pause. The Memories
■ Stop. The Pain
◄◄ Rewind. The Happiness

when people enter the church ,i enter my room
when people say DEAR GOD, i press play
when people say their prayer, i listen to my god
MUSIC
put this on your profile if u LOVE music and dont belive in god but do support and give full respect to those who do believe in god
i am not going to tease, bully or rudely speak to Christians
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║(o) ║Music is my god ♫

>>God put me on this earth to complete heaps of special tasks i am that far behind im never gonna die XD
>>Me and you is friends
you smile, I smile
you hurt, I hurt
you cry, I cry...
You jump off bridge
Im gonna miss your emails ;)
>>Hard work never killed anybody
but why take a chance? XD
>>There are no stupid questions
Just stupid people XD!
>>Love is like a rubber band... when two people hold on its fun and alright... but when one lets go, it always hurts the one still holding on!

Chris Brown died cause he had No Air!
Souija Boy died cause of YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Lil Wayne died cause he choked on his Lollipop!!
Who killed Alicia Keys? No One! !!!!!!!
Trey Song died cause he Couldn't Help But Wait!
Lil Mama died cause she ran out of Lip Gloss!
Sean Kingston died cause he saw too many Beautiful Girls!
Flo-Rida died cause he got too Low!
Fat Joe died cause he Leaned Back too far!
Mariah Carey died cause too many people Touched her Body!
Beyonce died cause she rung the alarm and was Shocked!
Kelsie died cause she was way too Bossy!
Estelle died cause she saw an American Boy!
Kanye West died cause he wasn't Stronger!
Katy Perry died cause she Kissed a Girl!
Danity Kane died cause she was Damaged!
Leona Lewis died cause she was Bleeding Love!
Rihanna died cause they Stopped the Music!
Lupe Fiasco died cause he was a Superstar!
Natasha Bedingfield died cause she was Unwritten!
Jordin Sparks died cause she got a Tattoo!
The Jonas Brothers died cause they were Burnin' Up!=]]]]
The PussyCat Dolls died cause they Grew Up!
Miley Cyrus died cause of 7 Things!
Hannah Montana died cause Nobody's Perfect!
Maroon 5 died cause they saw Your Face Again!
Panic!at the Disco died because someone closed the Darn Door on them!
Afrom Man died cause he got too High!
J Holiday died cause he went to bed too fast!
Demi Lovato died cuz she told her boyfriend to DONT FORGET.... but he forgot
Selena Gomez died cuz she was FALLING DOWN

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╔╦╦╦╗Post this
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╠╬╬╬╣if you are a fan of
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SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! Password: **********...LOADING...▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99% ▒▒ ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this on your profile if have a best-friend relationship you can never delete!

Mummy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mummy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A’s, I even got the gold!
But Mummy, when I went to school … … … … that day,
I … … … never said … good … …-bye,
I’m sorry Mummy, I had to go, But Mummy, please don’t cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mummy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell River; my boyfriend; That it wasn’t just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I’ll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mummy, I’m not the first, I’m no better than the rest.
Mummy, tell my teachers; I won’t show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don’t let this pass.
Mummy, why’d it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mummy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mummy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mummy, I’m slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mummy please remember, I’m in heaven with the rest.
Mummy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mummy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I’m not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mummy, I wanted to live.
But Mummy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mummy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mummy, I always have, I know; you know it’s true,
And Mummy all I wanted to say is, “Mummy, I love you.”
****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost****
Please if you would,
Pass this around,
I’d be happy if you could,
Don’t smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn’t get to say “Good-bye”.
:( that is such a sad story..... Sorry if you have a loss :(

ANOTHER SAD STORY
My name is Mona
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mummy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Mona
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to your profile if you are against child abuse
I TOTS AM

You say Edward, I say Harry Potter
You say Bella, I say Hermine Granger
You say Jacob, I say Ron Weasley
You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter
Post this on your profile if you love Harry Potter

How to tell if your in love...
You get happy if he/she is near you...
You just want to hug him/her all the time and not care who is watching...
You could sit with him/her all day and not get bored...
You thought about this person the whole time while reading this!!!!! ;D

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called u hott b4

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~тнe rυleѕ oғ love~
ĸιѕѕ on тнe lιpѕ = ι love yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ear = yoυ are ѕpecιal
ĸιѕѕ on тнe noѕe = laυgнтer
ĸιѕѕ on тнe cнeeĸ = ғrιendѕ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ғorнead = coмғorт
ĸιѕѕ on тнe necĸ = ι wanт yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕнoυlder = yoυ're wonderғυl
ĸιѕѕ anywнere elѕe = careғυl
play aroυndѕ wιтн нaιr = can'т lιve wιтнoυт yoυ
нoldιng нandѕ = нappιneѕѕ
arмѕ aroυnd waιѕт = yoυ're мιne, ι need yoυ
a нυg= ι care
ѕмιlιng aт eacнoтнer = ι lιĸe yoυ
looĸιng aroυnd = нιdιng тrυe ғeelιngѕ
тender ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕιde oғ υr lιpѕ = yoυ're мιne
weттιng yoυr lιpѕ = waιтнιng ғor a ĸιѕѕ
тear drop = ι'м loѕιng yoυ
cryιng = ι loѕт yoυ

╔╦╦╦╦═╗Put this on your page
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i got a shot in the ath from the loovee doctor <3
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GIRL: do i ever cross ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: do u like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u cry if i left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u live 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u do anything 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: choose-my or your life
BOY: my life
the girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
the reason u never cross my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i love u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life!!! Then the girl jumps into the boys arms and kisses him.

I am not a perfect girl
My hair doesn't always stay in place
And I spill things alot
I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes have a broken heart
My friends and I sometimes fight
And maybe somedays nothing goes right
But when I think about it and take one step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
And that maybe, just maybe
♥I like being imperfect♥
♥I'll always be beside you,
♥Until the very end,
♥Wiping all your tears away,
♥Being your best friend.
♥I'll smile when you smile,
♥And feel all the pain you do,
♥And if you cry a single tear,
♥I promise i'll cry to.

♥ ه ♥ه ♥ ه ♥ه ♥ ه ♥ه ♥ ه ♥ه ♥ ه ♥ه ♥ ه ♥ه
☆The night has fallen, the day is done, ƸӜƷ
☆The moon has taken the place of the sun,
☆Close your eyes snuggle up tight, ღ
☆And remember that angels ♥
☆Will watch over you tonight ☀♥☀
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Spell out your N-A-M-E and see what it means...
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes BUTTKICKING fun
N: can kick the heck out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very hot
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: loved by evry 1
Z: funny and adorable

MINE:
C-good kisser
R-good girlfriend
Y-loved by every 1
S-cute
T-very good kisser
A-hot
L-smile to die for
write urs in comments

"A Name
Is Only Letters
So If Someone's
Character
Has the Same Name
Of Your Character
IT DOESN'T FREAKIN MATTER."
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Coco Cola came 2 town
Diet Pepsi shot him down
Dr.Pepper fixed him up
now were drinking 7up
7up got da flu
now were drinking Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew fell off a mountain
now were drinking from the Fountain
the Fountain broke and had a stroke
now were drinking Cherry Coke
Cherry Coke lost it's Cherry
now were drinking Logan Berry
Logan Berry,lost in sea
now were drinking Iced Tea
Iced Tea yeah he choked
now were back to drinking Coke

LIVE
LAUGH
LOVE!♥

When life gives you skittles
throw them at random people and say
TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!!ha ha ha

PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL IN THERE OWN SPECIAL WAYS,
WE LIVE OUR LIFE EVERYDAY IF WORDS CAN'T HURT US,
NOBODY CAN.

CALLING me stupid won't make you smart
CALLING me fake won't make you real
CALLING me ugly won't make you pretty
CALLING me fat won't make you skinny
CALLING me boring won't make you fun
CALLING me a loser won't make you a winner
CALLING me shy won't make you outgoing
CALLING me guilty won't make you innocent
CALLING me weak won't make you strong
CALLING me a nerd won't make you populaur
CALLING me a failure won't make you succesful
CALLING me a liar won't make you honest
CALLING me usless won't make you perfect
CALLING me poor won't make you rich
CALLING me wierd won't make you awesome
CALLING me a slave won't make you a master
CALLING me a coward won't make you brave
so why bother...? every insult is only hurting you

0% good 50% evil and 50% INSANE!
MY MOOD IS ... normal!!!

Read number 1# and then follow!
1.look at 9
2.try 8
3.sorry 7
4.lolz 6
5.hey go too 10
6.wait it's 5
7.omg 4
8.wait 3
9.nope 2
10.Oh,HELLO!!!

read:
CLAP
AND RUN
AND WALK
JUMP
SEE ME?
go back and read the 3rd letter on each sentace so please do it!

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LOL
U DA MAN

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LOL
SRAZ BERRY

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--=Official Eminem Fan!=--
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The Epic Fail Wail...
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I Fail O_o

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

P.S. I KNOW WHAT U DID LAST SUMMER AND IM UNDER UR BED RIGHT NOW :]

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--=Official Justin Bieber hater!!=--
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Justin Bieber fell down the stairs.
I'll be laughing my ath off
Justin Bieber got his finger stuck in the door.
Still laughing
Justin Bieber's mum ran him over in her sport car.
I'll be throwing a joy party
Justin Bieber flipped over his bike and it broke his arm
I will be doing a happy dance
Put this on your profile if you are a Bieber hater

97% of teens would comit suicide if miley cyrus jumped off a cliff with a 1000000000000000m drop. so if ur 1 of the 3% who would thrown a freakin amasing party then put this on your profile. XD

97% of teens would comit suicide if Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) jumped off a cliff with a 100000000000000000000m drop. IF ur 1 of the 3% of people would throw a freakin amasing party post this somewhere noticable!!

97% of teens would comit suicide if they saw Justin Bieber
standing on top of a sky scraper,about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP YOU FREAKIN RETARD!" then copy this and paste it somewhere noticable!!
=) DIE YOU STUPID JUSTIN!!!!

97% of teens would comit suicide if cody simpson jumped off a cliff with a 100000000000000000000m drop. if ur one of the 3% that would throw a party paste this somewhere noticable!!

i cant find my little sister named Ashlee. shes a real princess, shes 7 yrs old ,shes as spoilt as anything (unlike me =C) i just cant find her
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oh look found her ^

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

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>> A-P-P-L-E-- (If you are taken.)
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>> B-L-U-E-B-E-R-R-Y--(If you absolutely adore someone.)
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>> B-A-N-A-N-A-- (If you are confused.)
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>> C-H-E-R-R-Y--(If you like someone but not sure how they feel about you.)
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>> G-R-A-P-E-- (If your single.)
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>> L-E-M-O-N-- (If you have given up.)
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>> P-E-A-C-H-- (If there's no point in liking the person you like.)
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>> P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E-- (If your just taking life as it comes.)
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>> S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y--(If you like someone and they like you but you're not going out.)

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin ...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

read from number 1
1. Go to 10
2. Sorry, I ment 8
3. Skip down to 5
4. Oops, its on 9
5. Now go back to 2
6. Go to 7
7. I just wanted to say hi
8. Actually go to 4
9. Oh no, its on 6
10. Now go to 3

1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling.
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
11) you are checking it now.
12) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!

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║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

  1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.  
2. Inflate a beach ball and throw it around the room.
 3. Sing Show Tunes.  
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
 5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
 6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
 7. Churn some butter.
 8. Conceive a brand new language.  
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.  
10. Plot revenge against someone.  
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
 12. See how long you can hold your breath.
 13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.  
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.  
15. Change seats every three minutes.  
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.  
17. Shave.  
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".  
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.  
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
 21. Start a wave.  
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
 23. Roast marshmallows.  
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
 25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.  
26. Take apart your desk.  
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.  
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
 29. Do a quick tap-dance routine.
 30. Try bird-watching.  
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".  
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
 33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".  
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
 35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".  
36. Make a sundial.  
37. Give yourself a new identity.  
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
 39. Dig an escape tunnel.  
40. Announce your candidacy for President

~~THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if
they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they
hear something ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic,
they open up again."
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
27. Offer name tags to all the other passengers. Wear yours upside down.
28. When the elevator reaches a floor, pretend you're struggling to open the door.
And when it opens, by itself, play embarrassed.
29. Murmur, "Have to pee, have to pee", then say "Oooppps!"
30. Scream out Geronimo every time the door opens.
31. When everything is quiet, ask "Who's cell phone is that?"

Pick the month your birthday is:
>> January-------I kicked
>> February------I loved
>> March--------I karate chopped
>> April----------I licked
>> May----------I jumped on
>> June----------I smelled
>> July-----------I did the Macarena With
>> August--------I had lunch with
>> September----I danced with
>> October-------I sang to
>> November-----I yelled at
>> December-----I ran over
>>
>> Pick the day (number) your birthday is:
>> 1-- -----a birdbath
>> 2-------a monster
>> 3-------a phone
>> 4-------a fork
>> 5-------a snowman
>> 6-------a gangster
>> 7-------my mobile phone
>> 8-------my dog
>> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>> 10-------my neighbor
>> 11-------my science teacher
>> 12-------a banana
>> 13 -------a fireman
>> 14-------a stuffed animal
>> 15-------a goat
>> 16-------a pickle
>> 17-------your mom
>> 18-------a spoon
>> 19-------a smurf
>> 20-------a baseball bat
>> 21-------a ninja
>> 22-------Chuck Norris
>> 23-------a noodle
>> 24-------a squirrel
>> 25-------a football player
>> 26-------my sister
>> 27-------my brother
>> 28-------an ipod
>> 29-------a surfer
>> 30-------a llama
>> 31-------A homeless guy
>>
>> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>> White---------because I'm cool like that.
>> Black---------because that's how I roll.
>> Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
>> Red-----------because the voices told me to.
>> Blue-----------because I'm cool and I do what I want.
>> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
>> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
>> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
>> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>> Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
>> Brown---------because I can.
>> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
>> None----------because I can't control myself!

I GOT----> I licked a ninja because thats how I roll

I'm not like most girls
I’m different you’ll find,
I’m not up with the trends,
I find shopping a grind.
I don't wear make up
High heels make me trip
Dresses feel awkward
And stockings I rip.

My jewellery is tangled
But I’ll tell you this straight,
I’m single by choice
Because boyfriends can wait
I ain’t standing around,
Waiting for some dashing knight,
I’m not interested in love
What more can I write?

I’m not like most girls,
I’m of a different mind,
Because when it comes to the gossip,
I’m a few years behind.
Mice I find cute
Bugs interest me too,
Spiders ain’t creepy,
But romance is ewy.

I’ve never read Twilight
Or those ‘girl magazines’
I still like cartoons
And animation movies.
I'm not like most girls
I’m one of a kind
I may be different
But I really don’t mind
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
No one is listening until u fart. ooooo
I hope life isn't a joke cuz I don't get it
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.

The following statement is true: The previous statement is false.

OH MY GOD!!! The rain’s wet!!! :O

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing, but they always put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ;)

Me and you is friends
you smile, I smile
you hurt, I hurt
you cry, I cry...
You jump off bridge
Im gonna miss your emails ;)

Hard work never killed anybody
but why take a chance? XD

There are no stupid questions
Just stupid people XD!

Life is not like a box of chocolate...
its more like a jar of jalapenos...
what you do today...
might burn your BLEEP tomorrow XD

The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory. XD

When God made me, he was showing off! Yeah I'm THAT good looking XD ;)

Love is like a rubber band... when two people hold on its fun and alright... but when one lets go, it always hurts the one still holding on!

This joke is a blonde joke BTW. Blonde saves a rabbit:

>One day a man was driving down the road in a hot red convertable.
He was driving 15 km/h when a rabbit that hopped in front of his car.
As the man swerved the rabbit swerved also and was run over.
The man got out of the car and started crying "OH-MY-GOD... OH-MY-GOD!!!!"
Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what's wrong, when he tells her she says, "Oh I can fix that."
She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it.
It instantly comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before finally disappearing into the forest.
The guy is amazed and says, "how did you do that?"
The blonde just tosses him the can and drives off.
The can says "Hair Spray: Guaranteed to bring your hair back to life and create a permanent wave."

The frog and the rat:

>A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, "If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?" The Barkeep says "Depends on how good of a trick it is."
The Drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a frog and places him behind the piano. The frog starts to play the sweetest jazz riff the barkeeper has ever heard. He pours the drunk his drink.
The drunk, after killing his drink says, "If I show you another trick can I have another free one?" The barkeep says "If it is anything like that last one, you can drink free all night." The drunk reaches into his other pocket, pulls out a rat, sets it on top of the piano, and the rat starts scatting along with the frog."
Impressed, the barkeeper starts to pour drinks as fast as the drunk can drink 'em. After several hours, a big time Hollywood agent walks in, sees the act and franticaly asks the barkeeper who it belongs to. The barkeeper points to the drunk who is passed out on the floor.
The agent wakes him up and says, "I will give you 1 Million dollars for that act." The drunks says "not for sale". The agent says, "Ok, 100 grand for just the scating rat." The drunk say, "deal" The agent writes the check and leaves with the rat.
The barkeeper looks at the drunk and says, "Are you nuts? You had a Million dollar act that you just broke up for a whimpy 100 g's?"
The Drunk says, "Relax, the frog is a ventriloquist"

Three mice joke:

>Three mice living in a bathroom didn't like their living quarters and decided to change.
One mouse slept in the linen closet, one in the sink and the last in the toilet.
The next morning they reported back to the medicine closet.
The first mouse said "Wow! I slept GREAT!"
And with that the second said "I slept WONDERFULLY!"
But the third, "Ugg! I slept horribly!... First it started to thunder, then rain and then a log saved my life!"

>One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.
God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.
So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.
The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.
But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.
God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"
The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"

>One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV".
He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes".
The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store and says to the cashier guy, "I'd like to buy this TV". He says "Sorry, we don't sell to blndes".
Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses.
She says, "How the frigg do you know I'm blonde?".
He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave."

>Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner.
Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game.
"Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don't fix it the food will go bad." Kate said.
Paul yells back, "Who do I look like the GE man, I Don't think so."
A little while later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it's out."
"Who do I look like an electrician, I don't think so, " Paul says.
A few minutes later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it."
Paul quickly replies, "Who do I look like a carpenter, I don't think so."
Frustrated, he gets up and leaves.
He decides to go to a bar down the road.
After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home.
He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed.
He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.
He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed.
Paul sees his wife and says, "Babe, how did you fix all this."
She looked at him and said, "Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.
A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.
He fixed everything.
I asked him what I could do for payment.
He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him."
Paul says, "Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
Kate looks at him and replies, "Who do I look like Betty Crocker, I don't think so!"

>A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Oh and Just to mention that I dont agree with all these jokes but I think they are funny :P

>>So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

>>Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a darn.

>>I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

>>I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

>>If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

>>I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

>>Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

>>Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

>>I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

>>If you had another brain, it would be lonely
and now for some kind of dirty jokes x3

You ain't the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!

-So ya wanta put your pickle in my juicy jar!!!

-Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!

-Lets play Pearl Harber, I lay down and you blow me to heaven

-Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be.

-What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.

-Lets play house, you be the screen door and i'll bang you all night long.

-Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine

-You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroye

A real dirty joke now:
>There was a girl (Charlotte), a boy (Fred) and a teacher (Mrs Star) (names can vary)
Mrs Star asked Charlotte a question "Charlotte What did eve say to Adam when they walked towards the Tree?" then Fred poked Charlotte in the back and said "OW" and the teacher said "Correct" then Mrs Star asked Charlotte another question " Charlotte Who is Gods son?" then Fred poke Charlotte again and she said "Jesus Christ" and the teacher said "Correct" then Mrs Star asked Charlotte another question "Charlotte what did Eve say to Adam?" Fred poked Charlotte in the back again and she said "Stop jabbing that thing into me" and the teacher said "Correct"
If u get the joke post it on ur profile =P

Look at this side on and if u figure out wat it is post it on your page
this end is the bottom-------> B+C=P

hey peeps just so that you know i was born in New Zealand abd live in Australia
im joking i just <3 kiwis i'm dat obsessed with them i can talk like them (i can do the NEW ZEALAND accent)

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THANKS EVERYONE FOR BEING MY FRIEND! OFFICIAL JUSTIN BIEBER HATER

FIRST REACTION
Cigarettes: Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats so gross! GET IT AWAY FROM ME x_x
Sex: O.O!!!!!!!!
Relationships: :O! well at first i was all >.> about people doing those deep kissing things in front of me... but then one of my gfs kissed me and i was like *o*
Power Rangers: x_x how embarrasing...
Crack: Break your mother's back :O!
The President: GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!!! :D
Cars: O.O that thing...almost ran over me DDDD:!!!
Halloween: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait... CANDY!!!!! :DDDD
Religion: Can't really say cause I've been a catholic since I was like born :O!
Myspace: Do you mean facebook??? I mean who has a myspace anymore...
Worst fear: ZOMBIES OMG MY BROTHERS SHOWED ME A RATED R ZOMBIE MOVIE WHEN I WAS JUST 7 x_x I have been scarred for like :(
Marriage: :o I hope I get married when I grow up :D and that we don't have any of those problems that most married people have
Pass the time: What???? Ummmm jumping on the bed???
Cell Phone: :OOO WHAT KIND OF WIZARDRY IS THIS *O* OMG MOM????? HOW DID YOU GET IN THIS PEICE OF PLASTIC :o!
Pixie Stix: OMGGG *rips open and pours all over self* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!"jumps way up high then lands face first on floor" I WANT MY MONEY BACK YA JERKS >:U WHAT A RIP OFF!!!!!!!!!
Porta Potties: *walks in* lalalala *looks at toilet* EWWWWWW GOSH DONT THESE PEOPLE FLUSH???*goes to a random tree to pee*
High school: :o Drama!!!!!
Pajamas: ewwww people go commando in pajamas >.>
Money: >:U WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! How is this green peice of lettuce suppose to get my a snickers bar >:O
Time: I wish I had more time :(
The word HATE: SOUNDS LIKE BAIT :O!
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LAST THING YOU...
Watched in the theatres: The potatoes(pirates :3) of the carribean :O!
Stole: A wallet >:D I gave it back though :)
Borrowed: Hmmm a phone :O!
Read: Great Value Low Fat Apple Cinnamon Fruit and Gran Bars Made with Whole Grain & Real Fruit Filling :O! wait no i lied :O i read this last :O!
Touched: My keyboard :O!
Ate: A pepperoni pizza slice *o*
Washed: My hands...
Brushed: My hair :O!
Pushed: A door :OOO but if you mean people then idk i push a lot of people :O!
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EITHER/OR
Club or house party? House party
Cats or dogs? Errrr ummm errr ummm err umm err umm err umm idk!!! UNICORNS *O* lol jk hmm IDK D:
Gerbils or hamsters? I have never seen or touched a gerbile >.<
Felts or crayons? o.O what the feathers is a "Felts"?
Scarf or turtleneck? Scarf
Chokers or necklaces? Um depends :O!
Dangly earrings or studs? None o.O
Leg warmers or long johns? WHAT THE!!!! first of all... WHAT ARE EACH OF THOSE O.LO
Pen or pencil? Pencil :)
Gloves or mittens? Umm idk D: I thought they were the same thing but mittens were softer >.>
Food or candy? Depends
Candy or chips? DEPENDS!
Fruits or Vegetables? Depends
Whale or Dolphin? Whales are fat :O! Dolphins have holes on their heads... hmmm dolphins cause you can ride them *o*
MP3 or CD Player? o.o Don't you mean "iPod"?
Cassette or CD? WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A "Cassette"
CD or Vinyl? x_x whats a vinyl
Advil or Tylenol? ...Ummm i dont use either...I tough out the pain :O!
Tampon or Pad? O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM A DUDE!!!! if i had to choose... i guess uhhhh!!!!!! a leaf! *o*
Hot tub or pool? Depends...
Martini or margarita? IDK!!!!! x_x DUDE IM ONLY 13 >:O
Bottle or can? Bottle.
This or that? WHAT THE!!!! hmmm both :D

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.dream until your dreams come true
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