Twiheart450

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Sketchfu-ing since 03/30/2010 (user #70643)

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About Twiheart450

Things about me:
My Favorite color is blue
I love to read and write
I love books by Stephenie Meyer, Jodi Picoult, Nicholas Sparks, and Dean Koontz
I can be very random
I love to draw but cannot draw very well using a computer mouse.
:)

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Put this on your profile if you have ever threatend your computer...lol

Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down! Im scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Repost if you would do this for someone you love. Then put this on your page..

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"I am a flower quickly fading, here today, gone tomorow, a wave tossed in the ocean, vapor in the wind. Still you hear me when im calling, you catch me when im falling, and you told me who i am. I am yours"

If an animal was being beaten on the street, 90% of the people that saw it would either pretend they never saw it, ignore it and keep walking, or stand there and watch. Copy and paste if you are part of the 10% that would speak out and try to help the animal.

PEPSI COLA WENT TO TOWN*
*DOCTER PEPPER KNOCKED HIM DOWN*
*PEPSI COLA GOT BACK UP*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN 7 UP*
*7 UP GOT DA FLU*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN MOUTIN DEW*
*MOUNTIN DEW FELL OFF DA MOUNTIN*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN FROM A FOUNTIN*
*FOUNTIN BROKE*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN PLAIN OLD COKE

My Friend wrote this!!! she is AWESOME!!!!!

"One Broken Heart"
One broken heart
One sad face
One tear on the ground
One dark sky
These sad reasons
Why I can't be with you
So far away
Such a long time
I love you
I miss you
I can't live without you
One broken heart
That cannot mend
One sad face
That cannot smile
One dark sky
That cannot shine
One broken heart

"Old Eyes"
Old eyes starring back at me
How I wish those old eyes could see
See that I love them
See that I care
See that I will always be here
How I wish those eyes would say, "I Love You"
And stay with me forever and ever
And never run away
But I know they will sometime, someday
Then I will see those old eyes sad
Then I will see those old eyes cry
Old eyes

♥iF SOMEONE JUMPED U♥
♥ILL JUMP THEM♥
♥iF SOMEONE ROBS U ♥
♥ILL ROB THEM♥
♥iF SOME0NE HURTS y0U♥
♥i..LL KN0CK THEM 0UT ♥
♥iF y0UR oN DRUGS♥
♥i..LL MAKE y0U ST0P♥
♥iF y0U JUMPED 0FF A BRiDGE ♥
♥i..LL B 0N THA GR0UND T0 CATCH y0U ♥
♥iF y0U CRy♥
♥i..LL CRy ♥
♥iF y0UR KiCKED 0UT ♥
♥i..LL TAKE y0U iN ♥
♥iF y0UR W0RLD C0MES CRASHiN D0WN ♥
♥i..LL B STANDiN RiTE NEXT T0 y0U ♥

Eclipse! ♥

this is hillarious
~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.If you can,throw someone out the window and say they did it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

~~~~~~~~5 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
#5:Have a friend push you around in a cart as fast as you can down the aisle screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

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© 0RiGiNAL TWILIGHT FAN
It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to conrtol yourself.

Hoping for the best, like hoping for a bat to obey your orders, almost always leads to dissappointment

If you like two things, it is usually smart not to combine them.

If you say "Never say never" To be honest.. Your breaking your own rule twice.

Find a penny, pick it up. Waste of time..

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

Holy crow... I almost just drank hand cream.

I like chocolate milk....

I found a carrot....

I like cereal....

I like potatoes....

candy... candy.. CANDY!!!!

Hey.. You don't taste like skittles at all!!

The best time to wear a striped sweater.. Is all the time!

When life gives you lemons, go find someone with a papercut.

If somebody ever annoys you, just randomly say *Gasps* 'He went to Jared's!" or "Every kiss begins with K!"

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

Spider pig, spider pig. Does whatever a spiderpig does. Can he swing, or do the splits? No he can't.. he's a pig. Look out, He is a spiderpig..

"I'm a big kid now!" Acutally, you're not, your on a diaper commercial.

Stupid facebook won't let me change my name to squirrel.

Who is this life, and why do they keep throwing lemons at me?

SO'S YOUR FACE.

I can't believe you ate all my cookies!

l..........l Put this on
l..........l your page if
l......O.l you ever pushed
l..........l a door that said
l..........l pull.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
“Hey girl drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Don't let you do stupid things
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let you do stupid things....alone.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will call you a big retard
REAL FRIENDS: Are acting like big retards with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Are aware of how stupid you are
REAL FRIENDS: Are aware of how stupid you are and still choose to be seen in public with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

12 things i know about you

1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling. â˜º
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
10) you are checking it now.
11) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!
12)now u are counting them, which makes eleven

╔╦╦╦╦═╗Put this on your page
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IF U LOVE WOLVES __+___
ADD THIS TO UR PROFILE!!
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F- Fight for you
R- Respect you
I- Inspire you
E- Encourage you
N- Need you
D- Deserve you
S- Stand by you

║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

My name is Syd
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Syd
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

copy and paste this if you are against child/domestic abuse!!!

╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
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~GIRL AND BOY POEM~
GIRL: do i ever cross ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: do u like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u cry if i left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u live 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u do anything 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: choos-my or your life
BOY: my life
the girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
the reason u never cross my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i love u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life!!!

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...\/___\.|............I run beside them
.../.VVV..<..........Try to guide them
...|0...O....<........I'm not their master
..../...../....\........Or their owner
.../o_/......./........You cannot tame the wild
.....\........./........But you can run with it
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.........\/.............You can learn to be free

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A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
*Paste this on your profile if you hate racist people.*

...V...Put this
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...P...If
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...R...Have
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires OR u r one (rai this means u ^,..,^)

Who Knew:

Who knew under that smile
Was a demon is disguise
Who knew that all your sweet words
Were nothing but a lie
Who knew between all the hugs and kisses
A deeper kind of hatred resides in you
Who knew you were only after my heart
So you can break it apart
I gave you my everything
And then you killed me from the inside
You gave me a reason to feel alive again
Now without you I feel dead
You showed me the light of day again
Then took it away without even a care
Of what I’m soon to become
Who knew you only told me you loved me
So you can tear me apart
Who knew that all that time I was a fool
In your trap
Who knew you came into my life to
Completely destroy me and make all my
Happiness vanish
Who knew that you were the demon I see
Every time I sleep
Now my heart and soul are incomplete
So as I picked up a knife and held it high
Above myself and stabbed myself
My blood spilling forth
As I see your demonic face once more
Before I bid to thy adieu.

If you call me a b****
well a b**** is a dog
a dog barks
bark is on a tree
tree is nature
nature is beautiful
so, thanks for the compliment!!!

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