The_Artisan

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Sketchfu-ing since 10/03/2009 (user #43429)

16, male, taken

Im a literal zombie, slave to the horrorific and beautiful thing we call the inernet.

Here most likely

1060 drawings

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About The_Artisan

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

In life, there's always a girl with a broken heart. But with every girl & broken heart, there is a boy with a glue gun.

http://pokefarm.org/summary.php?id=DvOcDZXv

Normally you sleep soundly, but the thunderstorm raging outside is stirring you from your sleep. You begin to doze, then another crash jolts you awake. The cycle lasts most of the night. So you lay there, eyes open and outward, looking at your room stretching out before you in oblong shadows. Your eyes move from nameless object, to object, until you reach your mirror, sitting adjacent to you across the room.

Suddenly a flash of lighting, and the mirror flickers in illumination. For a scant second the mirror revels to you dozens of faces, silhouettes within its frame, mouths open and eyes blackened. They stare out at you, their black pupils fixed upon your face.

Then it is done. Are you sure of what you have seen? Unsettled, you don’t sleep for the rest of the evening. The next morning you remove the mirror from your wall and toss it in the trash. It didn’t matter if the vision you had seen was of truth or falsehood, you wanted to be rid of that mirror. In fact, you scrap every mirror in your house.

Weeks pass and the event of that night falls into passive memory. You are spending the day at a friend’s house and it’s time to use the bathroom. While you are in there the faucet starts to run without you prompting it. Taken aback by this, you do not yet act, trying to reason with your paranoia in your mind. The water starts to steam and a skin of moisture covers the mirror up above. You’re watching intently as words form: “Please return the mirrors. We miss watching you sleep at night.”

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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Hey its Jake

I have another profile(philosopher)

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"If writers wrote, as carelessly as some people talk then Gk--jf=g$&*$DKJFKDJ." - Lemony Snicket.

"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown.

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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

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║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

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[2] тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ ℓ0σк αт 11
[3] ∂σит gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 15
[4] ¢αℓм ∂σωи ∂σи'т вє мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 13
[5] fιяѕт ℓ0σк αт 2
[6] ∂σит вє тнαт αиgяу ℓ0σк αт 12
[7] ι נυѕт ωαитє∂ тσ ѕαу нι
[8] ωнαт ι ωαитє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ ιѕ...тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ σи 14
[9] вє ραтιєит ℓ0σк αт 4
[10] тнιѕ ιѕ тнє ℓαѕт тιмe, ℓ0σк αт 7
[11] ι нσρє уσυ'яє иσт мα∂ ωнєи ι ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 6
[12] ѕσяяу ℓ0σк αт 8
[13] ∂σи'т gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 10
[14] ι ∂σит киσω нσω тσ ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 3
[15] уσυ мυѕт вє яєαℓℓℓℓℓℓу мα∂ ℓ0σк αт иυмвєя4

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.../\...../\............Wolves are my buddies
...\/___\.|............I run beside them
.../.VVV..<..........Try to guide them
...|0...O....<........I'm not their master
..../...../....\........Or their owner
.../o_/......./........You cannot tame the wild
.....\........./........But you can run with it
......\....../..........And maybe in time
.........\/.............You can learn to be free

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1.hold your breath
2.go to your profile or a picture and add this
3.hope your still holding your breath
4.if you made it your a good kisser

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╚╝╚═╩╝╚╩═╝A Poser

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Ya know, i wont be on alot k?

My name is Devin
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Devin
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to your profile if you are against child abuse