Taco1998
Sketchfu-ing since 04/30/2011 (user #205284)
14, female, single
Believer in Jesus Christ and God
About Taco1998
I'll leave the door on the latch If you ever come back, if you ever come back There'll be a light in the hall and the key under the mat If you ever come back;Oh I swear to you I'll be there for you This is not a drive by;Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you were their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her
Some random girl: No, it was made in Japan so it is called an anime.
Prussia: Kesese! Everything is made in Prussia, even when it says Japan...It means Prussia~!
Me: Prussia you are a cute idiot <3 ~
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--=Official #1 Gaara Fan!=--
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Ok Hidan let's get this straight, you are an Idiot. Yes Idiot. :) Cuz you got killed by a lazy person (no not me) Have a nice day :)
My Favorite Naruto Charies who died.
R.I.P Deidara
R.I.P Hidan (he's dying from starvation)
R.I.P Asuma
R.I.P Granny Chiyo
R.I.P Konan
R.I.P Fu (7 tailed)
R.I.P Kushina
R.I.P Yodiame
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Sasugay the only tough character that's not dead and I can look up to
My name is Kaze
I am nothing but a kid
I am lonely
I never die
But i tell others that to kill
The ones i control listen
They always do
My name is Kaze
And i am Kid Killer
Cyber Bullying- the use of the Internet and related technologies to harm other people, in a deliberate, repeated, and hostile manner. As it has become more common in society, particularly among young people, legislation and awareness campaigns have arisen to combat it. (Wikipedia definition) STOP IT
Bullying- abusive treatment, the use of force or coercion to affect others, particularly when habitual and involving an imbalance of power. (Wikipedia)
Music is my new life. And to tell u something. Get over urself and listen to real music instead of fake crap.
How cute!
A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..
She sent a SMS:"
If you find me, you can marry me..
If you can't
I'm hidden in d shed".!
Eminem is hypnotizing! YAY
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--=Official Eminem Fan!=--
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Yeah
I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you crying about?
You got me
Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
Well I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry
Cause you're scared, I ain't there?
Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Laney uncles crazy, ain't he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have gotten so bad between us
I don't see us ever being together ever again
Like we used to be when we were teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream
[Chorus]
Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise momma's gon' be alright
It's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
Cause daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying
Cause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broken into and robbed
Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back
On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre
And flew you and momma out to see me
But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it
And you and Laney were to young to understand it
Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sitting in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment
[Chorus]
And if you ask me too
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you
I'mma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdies neck
I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don't fuck with dad (haha)
Hi my name is Daisy! :D Most people call me emo -_-" anyways i love music. yeah so i write a lot of songs, which is why im probably gonna be a lyric writer (i cant write music worth a crap) or maybe a nature photographer. anything else you need to know?
Common Dre please wake up i bought u some shape ups!
I couldn't tell you why she felt that way,
She felt it everyday.
And I couldn't help her,
I just watched her make the same mistakes again.
What's wrong, what's wrong now?
Too many, too many problems.
Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.
She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.
Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why.
You've been rejected, and now you can't find what you left behind.
Be strong, be strong now.
Too many, too many problems.
Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.
She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.
Her feelings she hides.
Her dreams she can't find.
She's losing her mind.
She's fallen behind.
She can't find her place.
She's losing her faith.
She's fallen from grace.
She's all over the place.
Yeah,oh
She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.
She's lost inside, lost inside...oh oh yeah
She's lost inside, lost inside...oh oh yeah
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copy and past this on your profile if you <3 someone!
ps. i dont love someone this heart just looks pretty
Hi im a girl, no der, and i have dirty blonde hair, and hazelish-blue eyes. i like hanging out with my friend and texting. hehe i like saying hi! Now buh Bye! Haha u fell for it. anyways my favorite colors are 1.red, 2.blue, 3.green, and lastly black. lets say this im not lesbian or bisexual. but im not dating anyone. here was my first view of guys "(1 year old me) Boys are icky mummy!" get the point ya i use to have a boyfriend (the nasty little git used me) anyways i have only had two boyfriends. hmmm im always bored. haha so now im bored! BYE
I know only 5 people on here in real life so dont call me your friend, sister, girlfriend, or brother.
.... Especially your girlfriend or brother
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My love is like a Battlefield with No Air and we all know that God Loves Ugly and i love Shy Boys and should get a Tattoo and that I Will Be There For You~ I Love Jordin Sparks
He is a Sk8er Boi that makes me say What The H*ll and Dont Tell Me he has a Girlfriend because he makes my life Complicated i know I Can Do Better and to others He Wasnt so Hot so Take Me Away because When Youre Gone ill be thinking about My Happy Ending~ I Love Avril Lavigne
Im Not Afraid to say that I Need A Doctor and a Mockingbird isnt gonna help anyone When Im Gone i aint Superman but Hello what am i suppose to tell Kim that Im Retarded Like Toy Soldiers and you need to Lose Yourself and people need to Pick It Up that Nobody's Perfect and My Name isnt Steve Berman ~ I love Eminem
Wow i cant believe Im Falling For You but you Hate me you know what Im Just A Kid and Id Do Anything im not Perfect so Shut Up so Tell Me about The Worst Day Ever in your life cuz I Can Wait Forever ~ I Love Simple Plan
I dont want to be an American Idiot so i get to Know Your Enemy and i walk down the Blvd. Of Broken Dreams when i see St. Jimmy i ask him Watsername he says Jesus Of Surburia so stop being a Basket Case and put down the 21 Guns have an awesome Holiday and not a 21st Century Breakdown ~ I love Green Day
Im so Numb that In The End ill Runaway all By Myself til everyone has Forgotten about me so stop Pushing Me Away til i find A Place For My Head you better hope i dont Faint cuz Nobodys Listening and i just Hit The Floor i need to find Somewhere I Belong and take One Step Closer to Given Up on you~ I Love Linkin Park
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Justin Beiber fell down the stairs.
I'll be laughing my butt off
Justin Bieber got his finger stuck in the door.
Still laughing
Justin Bieber's mum ran him over in her sport car.
I'll be throwing a joy party
Justin Bieber flipped over his bike and it broke his arm
I will be doing a happy dance
Put this on your profile if you are a Bieber hater
Watashi wa itaria-go, nihongo de wa nai
TACO!
rendere o romperlo
PUT THIS ON UR PAGE IF U THINK JUSTIN BIEBER IS AN:
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~тнe rυleѕ oғ love~
ĸιѕѕ on тнe lιpѕ = ι love yoυ <3
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ear = yoυ are ѕpecιal
ĸιѕѕ on тнe noѕe = laυgнтer
ĸιѕѕ on тнe cнeeĸ = ғrιendѕ <3
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ғorнead = coмғorт
ĸιѕѕ on тнe necĸ = ι wanт yoυ <3
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕнoυlder = yoυ're wonderғυl
ĸιѕѕ anywнere elѕe = careғυl
play aroυndѕ wιтн нaιr = can'т lιve wιтнoυт yoυ <3
нoldιng нandѕ = нappιneѕѕ <3
arмѕ aroυnd waιѕт = yoυ're мιne, ι need yoυ <3
a нυg= ι care <3
ѕмιlιng aт eacнoтнer = ι lιĸe yoυ <3
looĸιng aroυnd = нιdιng тrυe ғeelιngѕ
тender ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕιde oғ υr lιpѕ = yoυ're мιne
weттιng yoυr lιpѕ = waιтнιng ғor a ĸιѕѕ
тear drop = ι'м loѕιng yoυ :(
cryιng = ι loѕт yoυ ToT
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---The boys dont want to reach---
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-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
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but easy. So the apples up top think
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Cuz trust me, its not worth it....
Put this on ur page if u want to take a
stand for Christianity!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cola came to town
Diet Pepsi shot him down
Dr. Pepper fixed him up
Now we're drinkin 7-Up
7-Up got the flu
Now we're drinkin Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew fell off the Mountain
Now we're drinkin from the Fountain
Fountain broke had a stroke
Now we're drinkin Cherry Coke
Cherry Coke lost its Cherry
Now we're drinkin Logan Berry
Logan Berry, lost in sea
Now we're drinkin Iced Tea
Iced Tea died and chocked
Now we're back to drinkin Coke
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99.999999% of girls would kill themselves if Justin Bieber did
if your the 1.111111% laughing at how retarded they are put this on your profile.
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This is kitty. Put her on your profile if you love kitties =^.^=
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
12 facts that i know about you! ^o^
1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling. ☺
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
10) you are checking it now.
11) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!
12)now u are counting them, which makes eleven :p
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
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way to world domination.
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever.
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A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: "Slow down I'm scared."
Guy: "No this is fun."
Girl: "No it's not, please, it's way to scary!"
Guy: "Then tell me you love me."
Girl: "I love you, now slow down."
Guy: "Now give me a big hug."
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me".
Girl: Took the helmet
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then put this on your profile
OMG LOOK A SMURF :3 *BURP* I ATE HIM! HE TASTE LIKE CANDY! :) ((if you love candy put this on your profile))
Sometimes nightmares are exactly what you mean~Taco1998 no stealing >:(
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-_-' im dumb i already know ^___^ BUT IM GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD YEAH
Things to do in an elevator:
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it
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I was born in the arms of imaginary friends
Free to roam, made a home out of everywhere I've been
Then you come crashing in
Like the realest thing
Trying my best to understand all that your love can bring
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month 1
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak
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ERROR!!! AW! NOT AGAIN!!!
Me: *cries*
Mom: Whats Wrong?
Me: JB just died on CSI!!!
Mom: Dont worry that is all fake!
Me: That is why I am crying!!!!!!
40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:
1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beach ball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmallows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tap-dance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President
copy and paste this if you will do or did ANY of these
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333 things to do in Walmart:
1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them.
314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!
Things to do randomly:
1.Break into some old guys house and tell him you were just attacked. IF he calls the cops, say it was elmo and the old guy was his assistant.
2.Turn on your computer and play a very stupid game on a website with a CPU. Loose on purpose and go to a hardware store. Buy a sledgehammer and when you get home, say "Computey! LOOK WAT I GOTZ FOR U!!!!"
3.Call some random number. If a boy answers, say "MOM! UR ALIVE!!!" If a girl answers, say "DAD! UR ALIVE!!!"
4.Call 911. Say you have an emergency, then ask if the person speaking is single. Then, say u have a LOVE ememgency. Ur BF or GF just broke up with you. (U dont have to break up for real!!!)
5.Pick up someones dog and say "Is it single???"
6.Pick up a fake gun and in a babyish voice, say "Pew! Pew pew pew!!!"
7.If its dark out and an old person is walking, sneak up behind them. Then, tap them on the shoulder and run. This will freak them OUT. XD
8.Pick up a journal and say to random people "This is my sisters diary!!! Want it for 198 bucks???"
9.Insult random people who pass you
10. If anyone looks like someone from Harry Potter say something Harry Potterish with a Brittish accent. for example, Snape! You'd say "Proffesor Snape! Neville made the boggart look like you in old lady clothes!!!!"
11.Put on eyeblack and hide in a bush at night. When someone comes, sing opera very loudly and embarass them.
12.Dress like a hobo and see how much money you get.
13. Jump out of hidden places and make animal noises loudly at people.
14.Act like a mime and punch people who dont give you money.
15.Hold up a sign that says "HI. I WANT TO HOLD YOU HOSTAGE. :)"
16.In a public bathroom, scream and say "JB is in my stall!!!! 60 dollars a piece to see him!"
17.Burp in old peoples faces
18.Make an awesome smiley mask, put it on and purpously run into a wall then laugh hystericaly.
19. Write something mean on a paper then send it to your mean neighbor in paper airplane form. Also, say its from Chuck Norris.
20.Pretend to call your mom in public where a lot of people are and start yelling at your mom because she didnt make pizza for dinner.
21.In a public bathroom, sing twinkle twinkle little star while on the toilet. see what peoples reactions are.
22.Say to some kid "If ya pick my nose, ill give you a penny!"
23.Plot revenge on a baby that looked at you suspiciously
24. Go to a furniture store, sit in a luxurious comfy chair and if an employee comes and asks you if you want anything, say "Shut up, servant. Get me a coke, a plasma screen TV, a dog, a girlfriend or boyfriend, a hot dog and a pillow."
25.Get a group of old people, make them sing with you, say "Oops! Stay here and keep singing! I have to use the bathroom." and then get the security and tell them a bunch of old people are being a public annoyance.
26. Take a toy Buzz lightyear and make elmo kill it
27. Pretend to kill people with invisible weapons
28. Say you're Santa
29. If santa is at a mall, go there and ask him to buy you grenades, missles, bazookas, tactical nukes, poisons, guns, and knives.
30. Lick some person who smells good and say "Mmm, fruity."
31.Start a contest and say the prize is amazing. when some loser wins, give them some Already been chewed gum.
32. Eat like a hog on a bench in public
33.Throw food at old people who are just sitting there
34.Sing in the food isle at the store
35.Talk to yourself loudly in public
36.Pretend to choke on something and make gross noises
37.Talk in an accent you've heard from a movie
38.Say "HARTY HARTY HARRR" randomly very loudly when things are too quiet
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█▀█ █▄█ ♥█ put this on your profile if you called someone hot or they called you hot!
See that pregnant teen over there? She was raped. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He convinced his friend out of suicide. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that guy who is sobbing? His mother is dying. See that show-off guy? He's standing up to bullies. See that fat woman? She has a health problem. Don't judge people. You don't know their life.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
Watashi wa ai ni iru ka o suisoku
96% of girls would die if Justin Beiber jumped off a bridge. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 4% yelling 'JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!'
────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє
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♥(¯`'•.¸(¯`'*♥♥♥♥*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♥
♥♥(¯`'•.¸(¯`THREE DAYS GRACE´¯)¸. •'´ ¯)♥♥
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♥ Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow White barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love, means facing your biggest fears. ♥
~Hate me I dare you too~
Anata wa, watashi ga nani itte iru ka wakaranai
You say Jonas Brother,I say Green Day
Ho ruggito che hai mangiato
We sign our cards and letters BFF
You've got a million ways to make me laugh
You're lookin' out for me, you've got my back
So good to have you around
You know the secrets I could never tell
And when I'm quiet you break through my shell
Don't feel the need to do a rebel yell
'Cause you keep my feet on the ground
You're a true friend
You're here till the end
You pull me aside when something ain't right
Talk with me now and into the night
'Til it's alright again
You're a true friend
You don't get angry when I change the plans
Somehow you're never out of second chances
Won't say "I told you" when I'm wrong again
I'm so lucky that I've found
A true friend
You're here till the end
You pull me aside when something ain't right
Talk with me now and into the night
'Til it's alright again
True friends will go to the ends of the earth
Till they find the things you need
Friends hang on through the ups and the downs
Cause they've got someone to believe in
A true friend
You're here till the end
You pull me aside when something ain't right
Talk with me now and into the night
No need to pretend
You're a true friend
You're a true friend
You're here till the end
You pull me aside when something ain't right
Talk with me now and into the night
'Til it's alright again
You're a true friend
You're a true friend
You're a true friend
Quote from my friend Daisy "WTH does not mean wat the Hell. It means Welcome To Hell!" Yep she has problems.. but she right WTH does mean that
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post this on ur profile if u got it without any help!!
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(> )>o so I was going to give you a cookie
U..U
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. (>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!!
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My BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS is an AMERICAN IDIOT
it lives in a BASKET CASE like JESUS OF SERBIA .
He drinks POPROCKS AND COKE , HOLIDAY gives him a 21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN and 21 GUNS make him HAVE TH TIME OF HIS LIFE
put this on your page if you <3 greenday
Don't be Racist, be like a Panda they're Black, White, and Asian.
yet... not Mexican.. hmmm
be a panda with a TACO!
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I cant even describe how much i hate YOU right now!
Warning a less than mild cursing is coming along
Non mettere roba sul tuo profilo se non sai cosa significa!
^ Try reading that without google translate! Acually without any kind of translating device. Bet you can't read it. Don't put it on your profile if you can't. If you don't know what something is, then you have no buisness putting it on your profile. Because if you put something on your profile just to look cool or because one of your friends have it, like if i was your friend, then your just a big POSER! DO NOT COPY THIS OR I'LL BE Peeved!^
age: 12
gender: girl
fav color:RED!
fav food:pizza
fav snack:idk
fav breakfast food: i dont eat breakfast
fav lunch food:nothing
fav dinner food:idk
fav website: DeviantART.com
fav subject: none
fav animal: UNICORN FOR THE WIN!
fav store:justice
fav drink:Mt. Dew
fav electronic:laptop
fav pencil:mechanical
fav fruit: grapes
fav vegetable:lettuce
fav age to be: 18 (SO I CAN MOVE OUT)
fav music: ROCK, METAL, ETC
fav radio station:96.5
worst color:PINK
worst food: macaroni salad
worst snack: honeybuns ew
worst breakfast food:oatmeal
worst lunch food:school pizza YUCK!
worst dinner: steak
worst website: Quizilla
worst subject:math
worst animal:ponies
worst store:men's stores
worst drink: tomato juice
worst electronic:iPod
worst pencil:regular
worst fruit: strawberry
worst vegetable: onions
worst age:100
worst music:bubblegum pop
worst radio station:almost everyone
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[X] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[X] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[X] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[X] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[X] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[X] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[X] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[X] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
If i can count 11
Your Guy Side
[X] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[X] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[X] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[X] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[X] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[X] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[X] You own like a trillion baseball caps
[X] You like going to football games.
[X] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[X] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[X] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[] Sports are fun
[X] Talk with food in your mouth.
12 haha im one over the girl!
98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it....I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are the 2%, put this on your profile, love is important.
My favorite songs, well some of them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00ikilDxW4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWNRUVMboq4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5mjN32G1iI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjNJmwwf7QA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSxxIqKNN0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnuuYcqhzCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQls53Piuj0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eskXnbVYr3Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQmEd_UeeIk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9b6Bcn0Seg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7E2EYSYF-c&feature=fvsr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPW70sgrHiY&playnext=1&list=PLC71EA25E93EC73B1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1-VLj8rwCg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbLnDiRUD_s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJqUN9TClM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4y-RzVGrHg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JQiEs32SqQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GWQ-oDMG6g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0DU4DoPP4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IUSZyjiYuY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrXIQQ8PeRs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIsF7OJggCI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAG3hJ50_Vc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5-JxoXhAKs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUi54JTgL5s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GOR5gvQwDI
~Too much for you? Well.....SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC~
DON"T FIRLT WITH ME IT MAKES U LOOK RETARDED AND YOU"LL GET REJECTED!
Who actually knows me ? I bet NOBODY can answer all the questions correctly. First name _________ Middle name __________ Last name __________ Age __________ Birthday ___________ Eye color _____________ Hair color ____________ Nickname ______________ Favorite color _____________ Best friends _____________ Favorite movie ______________ The one person I want to be right now? ______________ Favorite song _________
ps if u think u know all of the above send it to in a pm.
Yes i changed my age have a problem with it? Too bad
If John Smith is Number 4, I want to be Number 9. That way I die last! I called it :D
When i cry i can't stop and my face gets all red. i cant' breathe and my chest starts to hurt and it feels like im suffocating. and then i start asking myself question. then my nose gets all stuffy and my head starts to hurt. then i ask myself why cant i die?
Simple Plan
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I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero?
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's alright
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard
Just to talk to you
But you don't understand
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
~
Copy and paste this on your profile if you have ever thought of your hero as your mom, dad, a close friend, ex, but they ended up failing you. Did you know you use to be my hero?
Perfect~Simple Plan
There is no one exactly like me because God made me special and no one will ever be like me because God loves me and made me special.
If you believe that God made you special and loves you copy and paste this on your profile do not be afraid to show that you care!
1.take ur middle finger then put it on ur nose
2.say someones name that u like
3.tomarrow they will ask u out or say that the love u
4.copy and paste to ur pro
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Real Phobias that I have~
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Hadephobia- Fear of Hell.
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Parturiphobia- Fear of childbirth.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Scolionophobia- Fear of school.
Tachophobia- Fear of speed.
Thanatophobia or Thantophobia- Fear of death or dying.
Agliophobia- Fear of pain.
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Asthenophobia- Fear of fainting or weakness.
Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Enosiophobia or Enissophobia- Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Heliophobia- Fear of the sun.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Ligyrophobia- Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of taking medicine.
Scopophobia or Scoptophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at.
Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.
Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Altophobia - Fear of heights.
Cancerophobia - Fear of cancer.
Daemonophobia - Fear of demons.
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Nosemaphobia - Fear of becoming ill.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Pnigerophobia - Fear of choking or of being smothered.
Thantophobia - Fear of death or dying.
Tocophobia Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
~Thats a lot I know and they are all real~
What songs do you think of when you hear
I Love You: Can I have This Dance
Your Funeral: My Happy Ending
Your Wedding: I Do
Do You Like Me: What the Hell
I'm Not Pefect: Firework
I Hate You: Perfect (SP)
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If I go Crazy Will you Still Call Me Superman?
Naruto
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Be with the one that makes you happy,
The one that makes you smile,
The one that makes you laugh,
And makes each day worth living,
Live life for the moment,
Try hard to make it last,
Because life is so short,
It goes by so fast,
So when you find love,
Don't let it slip away,
Hold it forever,
And cherish it each day,
As long as you are happy,
That is what you should do
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Sometimes life decides to hit you with happiness and warmth. Later its taken away from you and you find out it was never real.~ Taco1998
I Hate When Everyone Is Slow Life Is Too Fast To Be Slow!~ Old friend
That little girl over there use to be the kid talked about by the other kids. Laughed at because she couldn't talk right. Everyone said she would never make it. They laughed and acted like she was the only person who wouldn't be able to go through high school. She had to cry through her pain and scream. She cried everyday. Then one day she discovered what she could do. She was then called the best, but she stands alone. No friends, but she is worshipped. Everyone who hated her wants to be her friend. See that little girl she was an outcast, the one who wanted to die. She still does. ~ D.Cam
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I felt bad about for 10 seconds then i got over it~ Bill, The Little Couple
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I love In The End and Numb by Linkin Park!
How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul, my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
Wake me up
(Wake me up inside)
I can't wake up
(Wake me up inside)
Save me
(Call my name and save me from the dark)
Wake me up
(Bid my blood to run)
I can't wake up
(Before I come undone)
Save me
(Save me from the nothing I've become)
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
Wake me up
(Wake me up inside)
I can't wake up
(Wake me up inside)
Save me
(Call my name and save me from the dark)
Wake me up
(Bid my blood to run)
I can't wake up
(Before I come undone)
Save me
(Save me from the nothing I've become)
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Bring me to life
Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead
All this time, I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without thought, without voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life
Wake me up
(Wake me up inside)
I can't wake up
(Wake me up inside)
Save me
(Call my name and save me from the dark)
Wake me up
(Bid my blood to run)
I can't wake up
(Before I come undone)
Save me
(Save me from the nothing I've become)
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Bring me to life
Wanna own something? Ask(:
(ownz everything in my life)
(ownz my body)
(ownz my kisses)(i dnt think u want 2 go there)
(ownz my hugz)
(ownz my prettiness)
(ownz my friendliness)
(ownz my phone)
(ownz my shoes)(but i like my shoes they pretty)
(ownz my hands)
(ownz my silliness)
(owns my smile)
(ownz my mouth)
(ownz my hair)
(ownz my trust)
(ownz my love)
(ownz my heart)
(ownz my clothes)
(ownz my cuteness)
(ownz my toung)
(ownz my hotness)
(ownz my awsomeness)
IF SOMEONE SAYS "ARE YOU OK" YOU' SAY : Last Resort
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Complicated
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL : Not Afraid
HOW DO YOU FEEL: My Happy Ending
WHATS IS YOUR LIFE PURPOSE: Behind These Hazel Eyes
WHAT'S YOUR LIFE MOTTO: Pain
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU: I Hate Everything About You
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN: When I'm Gone
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND: This Afternoon
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY: Mockingbird
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: When I grow Up
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE: Perfect
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING: Love Story
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL : If I die Young
WHAT IS YOUR PASSION IN LIFE: Beautiful
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR: In The End
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET: Somebody Told Me
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW: E.T
WHAT DO YOU TEACHERS THINK OF YOU: American Idiot
WHAT WILL YOU TITLE THIS NOTE : Anything But Ordinary
Just because people say they hate something doesn't mean you can comment on the drawings and say hate drawings aren't allowed. Its called stating an opinion!
So why don't you all sit down
Listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we don't gotta trade our shoes
And you ain't gotta walk no thousand miles
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes ~Eminem
And to the rest of the world
God gave you shoes to fit you
So put 'em on and wear 'em
Be yourself man, be proud of who you are
Even if it sounds corny
Don't ever let anyone tell you you ain't beautiful ~ Eminem
Just because I listen to songs with cussing in it doesn't mean I'm bad, rude, or mean, it means I actually listen to life meanings, because life isn't rainbows and sunshine!
1st...
Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY
ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOUACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO
WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!!!! It's very important for good results..
4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD
OTHERWISE YOU I WILL RUI N THE FUN.
On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11in a COLUMN on the
LEFT.
BESIDE
the NUMBERS 1
& 2,
WRITE
DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS
YOU WANT.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?
BESIDE
the NUMBERS 3
& 7,
WRITE
DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX.
CAUTION:
DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT
RIGHT
WRITE
ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY. .....)
next
to 4,
5, & 6 .
DON`T
CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT
YOU
DID
WRITE
down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8,
9, 10, & 11
Finally, MAKE
A WISH
ARE
YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY
TO THE GAME
THE
NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
SPACE 2
THE
PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS
THE ONE YOU LOVE
THE
PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7
YOU
CARE MOST about t he PERSON you put in
SPACE 4
THE
PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS
THE ONE WHO
KNOWS
YOU VERY WELL.
THE
PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS
YOUR LUCKY
STAR
THE
SONG IN 8 IS
THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON
IN NUMBER 3
THE
TITLE IN 9 IS
THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON
IN 7
THE 10 TH
SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR
MIND
AND 11 IS
THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL
ABOUT LIFE
NUMBER 1 IS
YOUR
LUCKY
NUMBER
HEY IF REBECCA BLACK IS 13 AND HAS 13 YEAR OLD FRIENDS HOW DO THEY DRIVE CARS????????? CALL THE F***ING THEY ARE IMPERSONATING 16 YEAR OLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my favorite video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9zdvHgendU&NR=1
*sitting on checkout belt*
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Clerk: Do do lala, *pulls me over scanner*
Scanner: BEEP IDIOT BEEP BEEP AMERICAN IDIOT
Clerk: Hmmmmm *puts me in sack*
Me: I knew i could get away with it
Why do we sleep through Church, but stay awake for a 3 hour movie? Why is it hard to pray, but easy to cuss? Why is it hard to re-post a Godly bulletin, but easy to re-post the mean ones? Why can people worship a celebrity, but not God? Gonna ignore this? Afraid to get laughed at? The Lord said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father." Re-post this if you believe in Jesus
Justin Beiber: HI! Would you like an auto graph?
Me: What?
Justin: An Auto Graph. Would you like one?
Me:...Who are you again?
Justin: Are you kidding me? It's me, Justin!
Me: I don't think I know a Justin...
Justin Beiber: JUSTIN! JUSTIN BEIBER!!
Me: Oh. I think I heard that name before...
Justin: yeah...?
Me: Yeah, When my dad was listening to the radio.
You have a really good singing voice.
Justin: Thanks.
Me: Yeah.. So are your a tomboy or something?
Justin: ... What...? A TOMBOY?
Me: Yeah, your wearing boy's clothes.
Justin: . . . O_O
1.take ur middle finger then put it on ur nose
2.say someones name that u like
3.tomarrow they will ask u out or say that the love u
4.copy and paste to ur pro
Love is a venomous black pit, once you're in its hard to get out. Emotionally, physically,and mentally.
Chest to chest,
Nose to nose,
Arm to arm;
We were always just that close♥
Wrist to wrist,
Toe to toe;
Lips that felt just like
The inside of a rose♥
& That's why, i smile..
It's been a while, since
Everyday & everything has
Felt this right & now,
You turn it all around,
& suddenly your all i need,
The reason why i smile♥(:
NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED!
BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED!
NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED!
BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED!
BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just the two of us... Baby your dada loves you (hey)
Just the two of us... And I'ma always be here for you (hey)
Just the two of us... No matter what happens
Just the two of us... You're all I got in this world
Just the two of us... I would never give you up for nothin'
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... Nobody in this world
Just the two of us... is ever gonna keep you from me - I love you
C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let dada strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) dada must've runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimmin'
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin' bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show you how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt
Her was eatin dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can play by ourselves, can't we?
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... And when we ride!
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... Just you and I!
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... And when we ride!
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... Just you and I!
See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And dada's probably on his way to all of them except one
Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real, real bad
was bein' mean to dad and made him real, real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you it's okay Hai Hai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nana-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make poo-poo ca-ca? Dada change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... And when we ride!
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... Just you and I!
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... And when we ride!
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... Just you and I!
Wake up, sweepy head, we're here
before we pway, we're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry, honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin' in her ear (mama?)
That's why you can't get her to wake,
but don't worry, Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the watah
No more fightin' wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-dada, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you wuve her (mommy!?)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... And when we ride!
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... Just you and I!
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... And when we ride!
Just the two of us...
Just the two of us... Just you and I!
Just the two of us... Just me and you baby
Just the two of us... is all we need in this world
Just the two of us... Just me and you
Just the two of us...
Your dada will always be there for you
Your da da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I'ma always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ask
Dada will be right there
Your dada loves you
I love you baby
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven'
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You: Ya
Friend: Good
(A year later you and your friend got in a big fight over a guy, then realize you guys hate each other)
Friend: I hate you
You: I HATE YOU MORE!
Friend: NO WAY CUZ LAST I REMEMBER YOU WERENT INVITED TO ANY OF MY PARTIES!
You: YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON ON EARTH
Friend & You at same time: I HATE YOU
What happened to friends forever? Who knew a guy could do so much?
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I am not a perfect girl
My hair doesn't always stay in place
And I spill things alot
I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes have a broken heart
My friends and I sometimes fight
And maybe somedays nothing goes right
But when I think about it and take one step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
And that maybe, just maybe
♥I like being imperfect♥
If you love the word ''Quack'' post this 2 ur profile:
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--=Official Justin Bieber hater!!=--
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I am the girl
Who can
Set the kitchen on fire
Making a bowl of cereal
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Patrick - It's called the ugly barnacal.
Spongebob - *smiles and listens*
Patrick - Once there was an ugly barnacal. He was so ugly that everyone died.
Spongebob - *droops* That didn't help at all!
Copy and paste this on your profile if you think this if your having a bad day, week, month, year, ect. or if you just think this is funneh!!
me: cookies!
you: poptarts!
me: COOKIES!
you: poptarts!
me: good u guys are good
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Made a wrong turn
Once or twice
Dug my way out
Blood and fire
Bad decisions
That’s alright
Welcome to my silly life
Mistreated, misplaced, missunderstood
Miss, no way it’s all good
It didn’t slow me down
Mistaken
Always second guessing
Underestimated
Look, I’m still around…
Pretty, pretty please
Don’t you ever, ever feel
Like you’re less than
less than perfect
Pretty, pretty please
If you ever, ever feel
Like you’re nothing
You are perfect to me
You’re so mean
When you talk
About yourself
You are wrong
Change the voices
In your head
Make them like you
Instead
So complicated
Look how big you’ll make it
Filled with so much hatred
Such a tired game
It’s enough
I’ve done all i can think of
Chased down all my demons
see you do the same
Pretty, pretty please
Don’t you ever, ever feel
Like you’re less than
less than perfect
Pretty, pretty please
If you ever, ever feel
Like you’re nothing
You are perfect to me
The whole world stares while i swallow the fear
The only thing i should be drinking is an ice cold beer
So cool in lying and we tried tried tried
But we try too hard, it’s a waste of my time
Done looking for the critics, cuz they’re everywhere
They don’t like my genes, they don’t get my hair
Strange ourselves and we do it all the time
Why do we do that?
Why do I do that?
Why do I do that?
Ooh, pretty pretty pretty,
Pretty pretty please don’t you ever ever feel
Like you’re less than
less than perfect
Pretty pretty please if you ever ever feel
Like you’re nothing
you are perfect to me
You’re perfect
You’re perfect to me
Pretty, pretty please if you ever ever feel
like you’re less than, less than perfect
Pretty, pretty please if you ever ever feel
like you’re nothing
you are perfect to me
I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cried
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie
Is made up on your side
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it okay
I miss you
I've never felt this way before
Everything that I do
Reminds me of you
And the clothes you left
They lie on the floor
And they smell just like you
I love the things that you do
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it ok
I miss you
We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were
Yeah, yeah
And all I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I do I give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me
Yeah
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear will always get me through the day
And make it ok
I miss you
You Love Iceman. Bet Hes Good on a Hot Day!*wink wink* *Nudge nudge*
You: whats that suppose to mean
Me: Idk i just like doing this *wink wink* *Nudge nudge*
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--=Official Pietro Maximoff lover!!=--
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YOU: ok. Ill tell u a word & the 1st word that comes 2 ur mind-
ME: PIZZA!!!!
YOU: WAIT TILL I GIVE U THE WORD, & THEN SAY IT!
ME: k! sounds simpel.
YOU: k. lets begin! Bella.
ME: U MEAN THE ZOMEB?
YOU: er... ok... lets just continue. Firestar
ME: FIRESTAR, SANDSTORM SITTING IN A TREE!!!!! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!
YOU: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
ME: JACK SLAP!!!!!!!!
YOU: what????????
ME: exsactly
put this on profiel if ur as random as i am!!!!:) :)
Girl Confessions: ME
1. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
alone
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Somtimes
3. Do you sleep in your bra?
none ur of ur business
4. Do you enjoy drama?
ya sometimes
5. Are you a girly-girl?
no
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
uh i dont remember
7. Small or large purse?
small since i dont carry a purse... i dont think i own one
8. Are you short?
IM NOT SHORT UR JUST FREAKISHLY TALL
9. Do you like somebody?
.......maybe maybe not.......
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I dont have a facebook, but i want one :(
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
it doesnt matter to me
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
what da heck does that mean
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
YES I LOVE IT PLUS U CAN SCARE LITTLE KIDS LOL
14. Are you double jointed?
no
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
the bathroom sink....dont ask
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
no................
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
i dont think so
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
ya this kid on my bus, everyone does, one of my friends doesnt even know his first name lol, guess thats why everyone calls him by his last name
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
IDK
~Favorite~
Superhero: The Flash
Villain: The Joker
Comic: Marvel comics (even though i dont read them and both my fav villain/hero is from dc)
Show: Pretty Little Liars
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Kami hame ha!
im so bored....
loook imma make my profile longer
u push me i dont have the strength to resist or control u
wake u up in the middle of the night to say i will never walk away again <3
but u say "no it isnt working"
and i say "no it isnt perfect!"
yup yup yup
im never gonna leave this bed
so i stay instead i am never gonna leave this bed
take it take it all take all that i have give it all away just to get you back
lalalalala
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
take it take it all take it take it all take all that i have take it take it all take all that i have
so how r u
i am gonna be so bored
jr high here i come even if im not ready
I LOVE U! :D
The Difference Between You and Me (uncovered)
The Difference Between You and Me
Chapter 1
“Blah blah blah” That is what I heard my foster mom say. I plugged my headphones in. My Dad’s Gone Crazy by Eminem and Hallie Jade was playing. It was at the part that goes like this “It's like my mother always told me [Eminem Impersonates His Mom] Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana, n codeine n dangit, you little motherfreak If you ain’t got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'….ummm “My cousin Hallie pulled my headphones out and stared at me.
Oh man I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Alyacam Jamie Drainage. But everyone calls me Cam because of my name being so hard to pronounce. I’m 13, have shoulder length dirty blonde hair, hazel eyes, and I’m about 5’3-5’4. I live with foster parents with my cousin Hallie Avrey Drainage. She has stringy chestnut hair and big brown eyes. She’s 7 and is about 4’2. We also live with our foster brothers and sister. Brother one is Matthew Erin Armstrong. He has light brown hair and brown eyes. He’s 14 and short! Then brother two. His name is Marshall Elijah Livingston. He has blonde hair that’s spiked up. He’s 10 and is 5 foot. Pretty tall if you ask me. Then there is the smallest one. Sibrea Raiann Eon. She is only 3 and 35 inches. She has blonde hair and blue eyes. My foster parents’ names are Nicole Janice and John Lucas Eon. Yep Sibrea’s parents.
Anyways Hallie pointed at the door. Hallie can’t talk, but she was fine with that. I grabbed her jacket and shoes. She put on the jacket and shoes and walked towards the door. I slipped my shoes on and pulled a sweater over my head. I could hear stomping coming down the stairs. Great they all want to go… Matthew jumped on top of me. Then Marshall followed. I fell down. Man they were heavy!!!! Nicole looked up from her chair in the computer room.
“If you guys are going out take Sibrea.” She then got up and put Sibrea on the stairs with a jacket and shoes on. I pushed Matthew and Marshall off of me. I grabbed Sibrea and shifted her weight to my left arm.
“Ok whatever. Get your jacket boys we’re going for a walk.” Matthew gave me a look that said ‘You can’t tell me what to do!’ But he got his jacket and shoved his feet into his sneakers. Marshall did the same. We began to walk out the door and I grabbed Hallie’s hand. We walked down to the elementary school’s park.
Hallie automatically let go of my hand and ran to the swings. She sat down and began to pump her legs. Matthew ran after her and sat in his favorite swing. Marshall ran to the slides. I looked at Sibrea. “They are such children. Don’t cha agree?”
We were there for an hour before my best friends Anna and Bella came and played with us. Then Matt’s friends CJ and Nine came. Well his name isn’t Nine but people don’t know his real name so we all call him Nine. Anna had blonde hair with a red strip that is always in a ponytail. She had blue eyes and is 5’3. Bella has curly blonde hair, blue eyes, and is 5’5. Her hair is always in a ponytail too. Nine had brown hair and eyes. He is short too. CJ is short too, has blonde hair and brown eyes.
We all decided to play tag. It was hard for me because I had to carry Sibrea. Suddenly a gust of wind blew as hard as a tsunami’s wind. And lightning flashed. Then a dark figure showed up. He had black hair and eyes. He stared at me. “YOU!!!!!!!” He screamed lightning and thunder went off.
“What is that thing?!” Matthew asked.
“I don’t know!!!!!” Marshall screamed.
“RUN!!!!!” Anna yelled over everyone’s voice.
We all ran for our lives. There was something wrong. Hallie wasn’t with us. I quickly handed Sibrea to Bella and ran back for Hallie. “Hallie!!” My voice screeched.
The figure was chasing me. I just kept running. Hallie is the only family I have. I wasn’t leaving her now. I screamed loudly. Echoes went off scaring off the figure. I ran and grabbed Hallie. “Oh thank God” I whispered. By now everyone was gone…Or at Bella’s house. She lives right next to the school. I went to there with Hallie cuddled in my arms, crying. I walked into Bell’s house, what I saw scared me to death.
Chapter 2
I saw everyone. Including John and Nicole. Nicole had a weird book that looked very old, boring! Anyways Nicole began to talk. “Cam, there is something we need to talk about.” She shooed everyone but John off. “Cammie, you are not human. You are an alien called Animalus. Meaning winged being in Latin. Your home world is called Anolead. Now I know what you’re thinking, ‘Nicole and the others have gone crazy, but it’s true. And when you landed you were the last of you’re kind. You were five. Memories were implanted in your brain. And little Hallie here is your clone. I’m going to let it sink in before I continue” It all sunk in and I could not believe it. Hallie was my clone. I’m an alien from a different planet. This could not be happening.
“Ok now moving on. There are three different transformations you could be taking. One is fairy wings. Like this (she points to a picture ) or Angel wings like this (another picture in the book) or grow the evil six wings (another pic) The only way that you change is if you have screamed. If you noticed you have never screamed before. This is because a scream from an Animalus is very dangerous. You can only scream if you are in danger.” I almost panicked. I did scream. I screamed at that thing. “Once an Animalus has screamed whatever is being screamed at disappears.” Oh my God. “If you grow Angel wings you will have the ability to make animals or humans do what you say. If you grow fairy wings you ate able to make colors change. If you grow evil 6 wings you can make things catch on fire, but at the bad price of insaneness.” She stopped speaking
“Nicole I did scream…What’s going to happen?” She walked up to me and checked my back. She pushed down on my shoulder blades.
Then she spoke “You are going to grow Angel wings” I looked at Hallie she has never spoken in her life.
“What will happen to Hallie if she never speaks” Nicole looked at Hallie, then me, then John who was sitting in a corner.
“She will die.” My breathe caught up to me. This could not be happening!
(Matthew: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/kjohnson/kjohnson1008/kjohnson100800084/7506981-a-pre-teen-boy-with-brown-hair-and-hazel-eyes-standing-near-a-cement-wall-with-a-serious-look-on-his.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.123rf.com/photo_7506981_a-pre-teen-boy-with-brown-hair-and-hazel-eyes-standing-near-a-cement-wall-with-a-serious-look-on-his.html&usg=__puMqQbmNdkOTnqu0_jJdJF4of5o=&h=1200&w=801&sz=68&hl=en&start=37&zoom=1&tbnid=_0CT825Kw7PASM:&tbnh=127&tbnw=79&ei=Ds0gTqmQFs6JsAKjlMGZAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbrown%2Bhair%2Band%2Beyes%2Bboy%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1228%26bih%3D598%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=3119&page=3&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:18,s:37&tx=40&ty=58
Marshall: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/03/09/6/1469/14691554/51/spikyHairBoy.jpg&imgrefurl=http://vocesacbi.blogspot.com/2011/06/boys-spiky-hairstyles.html&usg=__QIHKYMp6ivsTvhZMDUgAtjw_YFc=&h=375&w=375&sz=46&hl=en&start=23&zoom=1&tbnid=Z_nAfvypPhpkNM:&tbnh=122&tbnw=122&ei=9s0gTt2hGaHf0QHT7ujDAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dspiked%2Bblonde%2Bhair%2Bblue%2Beyes%2Bboy%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1228%26bih%3D598%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1
Sibrea: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.top10list.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/baby_girls_8.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.top10list.org/family/hindu-baby-girl-names.html&usg=__Nb55xY9tUQ6DoSLSDxrThhOZmBs=&h=400&w=400&sz=53&hl=en&start=9&zoom=1&tbnid=xVOZJcLIgFwf4M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=124&ei=dM4gTsaTIMSssALMx_CSAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbaby%2Bgirls%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1228%26bih%3D598%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1
Hallie: http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/does-aborting-baby-girls-make-the-world-a-better-place/question-1902549/?link=ibaf&imgurl=http://bestbabygirlsclothes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/baby3.jpg&q=baby%2Bgirls
Nine: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i998.photobucket.com/albums/af101/crazy4bieber6/803b5405.jpg&imgrefurl=http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php%3F32987-teen-mansion&usg=__oQOAP3WLYQr9h8PaHG2Gv4hRaXs=&h=480&w=425&sz=26&hl=en&start=8&zoom=1&tbnid=1ncPp01aZvLzeM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=114&ei=_M4gTqb5GoOosAKQsJCkAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dshoulder%2Blength%2Bdirty%2Bblonde%2Bhair%2Band%2Bhazel%2Beyes%2B13%2Byear%2Bold%2Bgirl%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1228%26bih%3D598%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1
CJ: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://your-hairstyles.com/img/arts/2010/Aug/03/293/teen_boy_hair_style.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/368444-aphrodite-characters&usg=__FNApee0AB41RiTMw52hGih1uLWs=&h=440&w=321&sz=72&hl=en&start=3&zoom=1&tbnid=-CtIWwTuamDf_M:&tbnh=127&tbnw=93&ei=bNAgTt6LIoizsAL6jp3TAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dblonde%2Bhair%2Bbrown%2Beyes%2Bguy%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1228%26bih%3D598%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1
Bella: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://favim.com/mini/201106/16/blue-eyes-curly-hair-forest-girl-photography-77875.jpg&imgrefurl=http://roleplayerguild.com/f46/the-people-of-holmishire-91140/&usg=__I4uOWZuOyqorpkyfhQ0DFWHBl10=&h=185&w=215&sz=36&hl=en&start=55&zoom=1&tbnid=ra3Zf5Tu50wGcM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=106&ei=eNEgTrStHqrZ0QGo2tiuAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dgirl%2Bwith%2Bblonde%2Bhair%2Band%2Bblue%2Beyes%2Bcurly%2Bponytail%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1228%26bih%3D598%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1
Anna: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/18/18,1131933282,1/stock-photo-casual-teen-girl-with-strawberry-blonde-hair-and-blue-eyes-looking-to-side-shot-in-studio-over-722378.jpg&imgrefurl=http://warriorcatsrpg.com/other-role-playing/stupid-zombies-signup-thread-only-180038.0.html&usg=__Q7x_E7quWSnHLA5ETrQO6yX1yd0=&h=470&w=301&sz=50&hl=en&start=19&zoom=1&tbnid=LefCoFFa9u5J8M:&tbnh=129&tbnw=83&ei=uNAgTs6IFsSssALMx_CSAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dgirl%2Bwith%2Bblonde%2Bhair%2Band%2Bblue%2Beyes%2Bponytail%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1228%26bih%3D598%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1
Cam: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y-BK1o9kxKw/SW1PtLAc59I/AAAAAAAAAA8/2ys6Rd5vLCo/S220/Abbie's%2BFriends%2B006.jpg&imgrefurl=http://abbiesblogg.blogspot.com/2009/01/omg-mathh.html&usg=__wZ3hjC1_gjXF3S241ZDfz9EgscY=&h=165&w=220&sz=10&hl=en&start=95&zoom=1&tbnid=aDhViYnhyk9_HM:&tbnh=80&tbnw=107&ei=2NEgTpbbJobs0gG39aGXAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dgirl%2Bwith%2Bbrown%2Bhair%2Band%2Bhazel%2Beyes%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1228%26bih%3D531%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1 )
Marshall is the fourth one down if it brings u to a webpage
Fairy wings: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=fire+fairy+wings&um=1&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbnid=ughbxt5aj32x6M:&imgrefurl=http://www.sillylittlepixie.com/deluxewings.html&docid=W72TV2K043tIJM&w=180&h=180&ei=r_g2TtnwOeK1sQLm7t3wCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=814&vpy=328&dur=6533&hovh=144&hovw=144&tx=56&ty=114&page=4&tbnh=133&tbnw=130&start=62&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:62&biw=1228&bih=598
Angel wings: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=angel+xmen&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&tbm=isch&tbnid=7OTlS0yQH2JbXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.fanpop.com/spots/x-men-beyond-evolution/images/8407508/title/x-men-angel-photo&docid=LP3diTfEdXWyxM&w=800&h=336&ei=7_w2Trj0LKqAsgKmnoWWCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=837&vpy=261&dur=1107&hovh=144&hovw=346&tx=231&ty=82&page=1&tbnh=72&tbnw=174&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0&biw=1228&bih=598
Evil 6 wings (nothing against Digimon but it’s not a pic from there) http://www.google.com/imgres?q=six+wings&um=1&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbnid=JjiIiwaeXcL07M:&imgrefurl=http://bluefaolan.deviantart.com/&docid=N9-Mu6qTnOeMEM&w=150&h=138&ei=5f02Trm0CZGksQKF1M3dCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=986&vpy=112&dur=2973&hovh=109&hovw=120&tx=105&ty=27&page=4&tbnh=109&tbnw=120&start=62&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:20,s:62&biw=1228&bih=598
Chapter 3
I held Hallie close to me. I didn’t want her to die. I rocked her in my arms. Tears escaped my eyes. I ran to Bella’s room. I was trembling and wouldn’t let Hallie go. “Hay hay” I kept saying not knowing what was going on. She has to be able to talk! She needs to! I breathed hard, then looked around the room. Matthew was sitting on Bella’s bed, Marshall sat on his lap. Bella was at her computer with Anna looking over her shoulder. Nine was on the floor most likely asleep. CJ was poking Nine with a hanger. They all looked up at me when I walked in. Matthew was the first to talk.
“What is going on?” He asked me in a quite tone.
“I’m an alien, I’m going to grow wings, and if Hallie doesn’t t-talk then sh-she’ll die.” I said with full-blown tears.
“What?” was all that anyone could say.
They would know soon enough that I am never going to be normal.
“Cammie” Matthew said pulling me and my little Hay Hay into a hug.
Life is never going to be the same.
(sorry it’s so short comment on my profile)
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Uh oh, uh oh
Lord make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother
She'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors, oh and
Life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no
Ain't even grey, but she buries her baby
The sharp knife of a short life, well
I've had, just enough time
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
The sharp knife of a short life, well
I've had, just enough time
And I'll be wearing white, when I come into your kingdom
I'm as green as the ring on my little, cold finger, I've
Never known the lovin' of a man
But it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand, there's a
Boy here in town who says he'll love me forever,
Who would have thought forever could be severed by
The sharp knife of a short life, well,
I've had, just enough time
So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls
What I never did is done
A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar
They're worth so much more after I'm a goner
And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin'
Funny when you're dead how people start listenin'
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Uh oh (uh, oh)
The ballad of a dove (uh, oh)
Go with peace and love
Gather up your tears, keep 'em in your pocket
Save them for a time when you're really gonna need them, oh
The sharp knife of a short life, well
I've had, just enough time
So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls
[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
[Eminem]
I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now it's a steel knife in my windpipe
I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
High off of love, drunk from my hate,
It's like I'm huffing paint and I love it the more I suffer, I suffocate
And right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates me
She fucking hates me and I love it.
Wait! Where you going?
"I'm leaving you"
No you ain't. Come back we're running right back.
Here we go again
It's so insane cause when it's going good, it's going great
I'm Superman with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane
But when it's bad it's awful, I feel so ashamed I snapped
Who's that dude? I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her, I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength
[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
[Eminem]
You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe
When you're with 'em
You meet and neither one of you even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah, them chills you used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick of looking at 'em
You swore you'd never hit 'em; never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face spewing venom in your words when you spit them
You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, hit 'em
Throw 'em down, pin 'em
So lost in the moments when you're in them
It's the rage that took over it controls you both
So they say you're best to go your separate ways
Guess if they don't know you 'cause today that was yesterday
Yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records playing over but you promised her
Next time you show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane
[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
[Eminem]
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean
And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine
But your temper's just as bad as mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love you're just as blinded
Baby, please come back
It wasn't you, baby it was me
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk
I told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the drywall
Next time. There won't be no next time
I apologize even though I know its lies
I'm tired of the games I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
Im'a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire
I'm just gonna
[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
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1. YOUR REAL NAME
im skipping this one
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
macaizlle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
Red Wolf
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
Noelle Ruppert
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Keema
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)
Green Mt. Dew
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name( if u have 1), and last letter of your moms middle name)
Aenoede (uhhhhh)
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)
LeeRoy Belle
9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Scooby Doo
10: YOUR RP NAME:
(first 3 letters of your favorite pokemon+ ly)
Umbly (nooooo :( )
You don't know how you met me
You don't know why
You can't turn around and say goodbye
All you know is when I'm with you
I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
I'm singin'
[CHORUS]
Follow me everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you
Want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me
I'm not worried 'bout the ring you wear
Cuz as long as no one knows than nobody can care
You're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
But you don't look ashamed and baby I'm not scared
I'm singin'
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Won't give you money
I can't give you the sky
You're better off if you don't ask why
I'm not the reason that you go astray and
We'll be all right if you don't ask me to stay
[REPEAT CHORUS]
You don't know how you met me
You don't know why
You can't turn around and say goodbye
All you know is when I'm with you
I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
I'm singin'
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You're better than the best
I'm lucky just to linger in your light
Cooler than the flip-side of my pillow (that's right)
Completely unaware
Nothing can compare to where you send me
Let's me know that it's okay (yea, it's okay)
And the moments when my good times start to fade
[Chorus:]
You make me smile like the sun, fall outta bed
Sing like a bird,
Dizzy in my head
Spin like a record,
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like fool,
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold,
Buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Oh, you make me smile
Even when you're gone
Somehow you come along just like a flower pokin through the sidewalk crack
And just like that
You steal away the rain
And just like that
[Chorus]
Don't know how I lived without you
'Cuz everytime that I get around you
I see the best of me inside your eyes
You make me smile
You make me dance like fool, Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, Buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Oh, you make me smile
[Chorus]
(Oh, you make me smile)
Oh you make me smille
(Oh, you make me smile)
Oh you make me smille
I couldn't tell you why she felt that way,
She felt it everyday.
And I couldn't help her,
I just watched her make the same mistakes again.
What's wrong, what's wrong now?
Too many, too many problems.
Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.
She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.
Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why.
You've been rejected, and now you can't find what you left behind.
Be strong, be strong now.
Too many, too many problems.
Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.
She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.
Her feelings she hides.
Her dreams she can't find.
She's losing her mind.
She's fallen behind.
She can't find her place.
She's losing her faith.
She's fallen from grace.
She's all over the place.
Yeah,oh
She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.
She's lost inside, lost inside...oh oh yeah
She's lost inside, lost inside...oh oh yeah
Had a dream I was king, woke up, still king. - Eminem
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
(soon later)
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too
(months later)
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]
(Eminem Finally writes back but its too late)
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
(Watch Stan the music video on Youtube!)
Ya my name is Daisy and im NOT AFRAID to take you on! LONG LIVE EMINEM!
Im emo got a prob. at least i dont cut myself
OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
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It is Heaven when:
The cook is French
The officer is British
The engineer is German
The banker is Swiss
The lover is Italian
It is Hell when:
The cook is British
The officer is German
The engineer is French
The lover is Swiss
The banker Italian
I love the pain
Honey why you calling me so late?
It's kinda hard to talk right now.
Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay?
I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud
Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And, yes, I've dreamt of you too
And does he know you're talking to me
Will it start a fight
No I don't think she has a clue
Well my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
Honey why you calling me so late?
(girl version)
20 years in the future
*phone rings* *looks at caller id*
Honey why you calling me so late?
It's kinda hard to talk right now.
Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay?
I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud
Well, my boy's in the next room
Sometimes I wish he was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But boy you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And, yes, I've dreamt of you too
And does she know you're talking to me
Will it start a fight
No I don't think he has a clue
Well my boy's in the next room
Sometimes I wish he was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But boy you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But boy you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
Honey why you calling me so late?
(Yes I love you too bye)
(*voice in the background* Who was that babe?)
(No one)
….oooO…………..
…..(….)…Oooo…
……)../…..(….)….
…..(_/…….)../…..
……………(_/…….
… I WAS …………
………. HERE ……
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6. Nelly then woke up and sighed as he said it was Just A Dream
[Intro]
You still love me?
Take this. [2 guns cock]
You ready? 1.. 2.. 3! [2 shots]
[Chorus]
The more you, put me through,
The more it makes me wanna come back to you,
You say you hate me, I just love you more,
You don't want me, I just want you more,
I buy you flowers, you throw 'em at me,
I know it's sad but it's making me happy,
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on,
Cause you love me, and I love you more.
[Verse 1]
It's sick, but who could ever predict,
We'd be doin' the same shit,
We say we do it for our baby but we don't,
We do it for us, it's lust,
Cause neither one of us trusts each other,
So we fuck 'til we bust,
Then we cuss each other, out,
We know what it's about,
Shout 'til I throw you out the house,
You throw me out the house,
I throw you on the couch,
Punch you in the mouth,
Fist fight 'til we turn this mother OUT,
And apologize after,
Laughter, pain, it's insane,
We're back in the same chapter again,
And it's sad but it's true,
When I'm layin' here with you,
There ain't nothin' anyone could ever say ever do.
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Cause I hate you, do you hate me?
Good cause you're so fuckin' beautiful when you're angry,
It makes me wanna just take you,
And just throw you on the bed,
And fuck you like I don't even know you,
You fuck other people, and I fuck other people,
You a slut but I'm equal, I'm a mutt,
We're both evil in our ways,
But neither one of us would ever admit it,
Cause one of us would have one up on the other,
So forget it,
We can make accusations, people spread rumors,
But they ain't got proof,
'Til they do it's just the two of us,
It's you and me, cause any chick can say that she's screwin' me,
But you gotta believe me to a degree,
Cause true indeed if you didn't I wouldn't be hittin' it,
Yeah I would cause the sex is too damn good,
If I ran who would I run to,
That would be this soft and warm,
So it's off and on, usually more off than on,
But at least we know that we share this common bond,
You're the only one I can fuck without a condom on,
I hope, the only reason that I cope,
Is cause of that fact,
And plus I can bust in that,
And that's why...
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I could never understand it,
That's why I don't try,
From junior high until we both die,
It's silly ho why must we try,
Is it really so rough,
That we must always call each other's billy goat's gruff,
Try to pull each other's legs,
Until the other begs,
We're liein' to ourselves,
That's the beauty of it yeah,
Cause we truly love each other,
That's why we always fight,
And all we do is shove each other,
Every other fuckin' night,
And it's clear it ain't gonna change,
It's pent up rage,
We both have,
We both feel like we've been upstaged by someone else,
We've both been,
Someone else's someone else,
Problem is neither one wants help,
It's an addiction and it can't be fixed,
Our family's mixed up,
There's a baby sister in the mix,
And it hurts cause the pieces to the puzzle don't fit,
And anybody who thinks they know us doesn't know shit,
And they're probably just tired of hearin' it all the time,
On every song, every lyric, and every rhyme,
All the hoopla, all of the whoopdy whoop,
What you put me through, fuckin' whoopdy doo,
But I won't be made a fool of,
If this is true love,
You wouldn't do what,
You did last time,
You wouldn't screw up,
This time,
Cause this time girl,
I'm telling you what,
You do it again I'm fucking you up,
No matter what...
[Bridge]
What you say, what you do,
I'ma hunt you down 'til I find you,
No matter where you run, I'll be right there,
Right behind you, in your nightmares,
All the flowers, and the candy,
All the times that you threw it back at me,
You told me you hate me, you're gonna hate me more,
When you find out, can't escape me whore.
[Chorus]
Scooby,Scoobity Doo,looking for you
Scooby,Scoobity doo,Where are ya?
All the stars are here,waiting for you
Couldn't have a show without ya.
Scooby,Scoobity-Doo
Scooby,Scoobity-Doo
na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na
Scooby,Scoobity-Doo
Scooby,Scoobity-Doo
Scooby Dooby Doo,Where are you
We got some work to do
Scooby Dooby Doo,Where are you
We need some help from you now
Come on,Scooby Doo,I see you
pretending you got a sliver
But you're not foolin' me,cause I can see
the way you shake and shiver
You know we got a mystery to solve and Scooby Doo,be
ready for your act
Don't hold back!
And Scooby Doo if you come through you're gonna have
yourself a
Scooby Snack!
Scooby Dooby Doo,where are you
You're ready and you're willing
If we can count on you Scooby Doo
I know you'll catch that villian
Uncle Scooby?
Yikes!
I'm Scrappy Doo!
Scrappy Doo?He He He
Yow!
Let me at 'em,Let me at 'em
Scooby,Scrappy-Dappy-Doo
Scooby,Scrappy-Dappy-Doo
Scooby,Scrappy-Dappy-Doo
da da da da da ta,puppy power!
Scrappy Doo!
Uncle Scooby!
Scrappy-Dappy-Doo
Scooby-Dooby-Doo
Scooby Dooby Doo,looking for you.
Whoa! Scooby Doo,where are you?
Come on Scooby,where you been?
Troubles on the loose again.
Scooby...
They're not gonna get ya.
Scooby Doo...
Uh,Uh,Scrappy's gonna help ya.
Scooby...
Oh,Scrappy's gonna be there.
Scooby Doo...
and Daphne too.
Scooby Dooby Doo,looking for you
Scooby Dooby Doo,where are you?
Scooby,Scoobity-Doo
Scooby,Scoobity-Doo!
This is a warning to all living mortals that whosoever opens the chest of demons will release 13 of the most terrifying ghost upon the face of the earth.
Let's get him Bozo
I'm with you Weird
Whooah!
Only you can return the demons to the chest
Why us?
Because you let them out
Help!
(lauggh) The 13 ghosts of Scooby Doo!
Whats new scooby doo?
we're coming after you
you're gonna solve that mystery
i see you scooby doo
the trail leads back to you
whats new scooby doo?
Whats new scooby doo?
we're gonna follow you
you're gonna solve that mystery
we see you scooby doo
we're coming after you
whats new scooby doo?
Dont look back, you may find another clue
The scooby snacks, will be waiting here for you
Whats new scooby doo?
we're coming after you
you're gonna solve that mystery
i see you scooby doo
the trail leads back to you
whats new scooby doo?
na na na na na
na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na na
na na na na na
Whats new scooby doo?!!!
Eminem E
Em Em
Emi Emi
Emin Emin
Emine Emine
Eminem Eminem
Emine Emine
Emin Emin
Emi Emi
Em Em
E E
Do you know what's worth fighting for?
When it's not worth dying for?
Does it take your breath away and you feel yourself suffocating?
Does the pain weigh out the pride?
And you look for a place to hide?
Did someone break your heart inside,you're in ruins
One, 21 Guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 Guns
Throw up your arms into the sky
You and I ...
When you're at the end of the road
And you lost all sense of control
And your thoughts have taken their toll
When your mind breaks the spirit of your soul
Your faith walks on broken glass and the hangover doesn't pass
Nothing's ever built to last, you're in ruins
One, 21 Guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 Guns
Throw up your arms into the sky
You and I ...
Did you try to live on your own?
When you burned down the house and home?
Did you stand too close to the fire?
Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone
When it's time to live and let die
And you can't get another try
Something inside this heart has died,you're in ruins
One, 21 Guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 Guns
Throw up your arms into the sky
One, 21 Guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 Guns
Throw up your arms into the sky
You and I
Im not emo cuz u say i am. Im emo cuz ive been through more than you think. Music is my escape from life. NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE THAT.
Green Day
Eminem
Linkin Park
3 Doors Down
3 Days Grace
The All American Rejects
Avril Lavigne
P!nk
Nickelback
Simple Plan
My kind of music
BROKEN HEART QUOTES
“I don’t know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every other part of my body is broken too.”
- Missy Altijd
“God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces.”
- Author Unknown
“To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.”
- Bess Myerson
“Love is unconditional, relationships are not.”
- Grant Gudmundson
“Sadness flies away on the wings of time.”
- Jean de La Fontaine
“It hurts to breathe because every breath I take proves I can't live without you.”
- Author Unknown
“God is closest to those with broken hearts.”
- Jewish Saying
“Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.”
- Jean Giraudoux
“Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.”
- Lamartine
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
- Marcus Aurelius
“...Lost in your heart, lost in your eyes
Lost every day, no map to follow
Entire days, weeks, a blur
Flickers of light, in the darkness,
Only to be enveloped in shadows once more...”
- Peter Winstanley
“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.”
- Mignon McLaughlin
“What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.”
- Richard Wilbur
“A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses.”
- Author Unknown
“Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again.”
- Rosa Parks
“I hate the day, because it lendeth light
To see all things, but not my love to see.”
- Edmund Spenser
“Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.”
- Author Unknown
“If we must part forever,
Give me but one kind word to think upon,
And please myself with, while my heart's breaking.”
- Thomas Otway
“Walking, working, barely breathing
My thoughts, far away
Heart aching, mind racing
Sleep does not come easily, nor last long...”
- Peter Winstanley
“If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.”
- Unknown Author
I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. ~From the television show The Wonder Years
I think about you constantly, whether it’s with my mind or my heart. ~Albany Bach Reid
You left, and my heart is a ceaseless sermon of loneliness. ~Jaesse Tyler
Let your tears come. Let them water your soul. ~Eileen Mayhew
"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met."
"Real loss only occurs when you lose something that you love more than yourself."
"A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it."
Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
~ David Grayson
One of the hardest things you'll ever have to do is to stop loving someone because they've stopped loving you.
Even if he doesn't like me tomorrow, I knew he loved me yesterday.
The wounds of love can only be healed by the one who made them.
Never long for anyone from the past. There is a reason why they never made it to your future.
Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry. - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
True love burns the brightest, but the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
"In my dreams, you're mine forever. In reality, you're hers forever."
One day you’re going to wake up and realize how special she is — and when that day comes, she’ll be waking up next to the guy who already knew.
Where my future leads, I don't know. But if you're not there, I don't want to go.
Sometimes the memories are worth the pain.
Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream.
Every love gone wrong is one step closer to your own true love.
He looked deeply into my eyes, he lied and said "I'll never make you cry", and when I thought it was too good to be true, he blew me off and found someone new.
The hottest love has the coldest end.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
Life without love is a life without meaning.
A million words couldn’t bring you back, I know because I’ve tried. Neither could a million tears, I know because I’ve cried.
Sunsets remind me that life is still beautiful without him.
When forever is through, then I'll be over you.
Tears are the words the heart can't express.
You taught me how to love, but not how to stop.
The hardest part of loving someone is knowing when to let go, and knowing when to say goodbye.
The only person who can make me smile, made me cry.
Love is on the lips of many, but in the hearts of a few.
Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart.
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
It's better to be with no one than to be with the wrong one.
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars.
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
Time goes by, life goes on; and all I can think of is why you're gone.
God can heal a broken heart, but you have to give Him all the pieces.
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.” Will Smith
Sometimes we need to be hurt in order to grow. We must fail in order to know.
We must lose in order to gain. Some lessons are learned best through pain.
Someday you'll love me. Someday you'll care. Someday you'll treasure the moments we've shared. Someday you'll learn, love is not a game. Then you'll realize, I'm not the same. My heart will have left you, my love will have died. Then you'll realize the tears I've cried. Someday you'll love, someday you'll care, someday you'll want me and I won't be there.
"I thought I loved him, but he had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is."
"Time goes by, life goes on, and all I can think of is why you're gone."
"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met."
"I always knew I would look back on my tears and laugh; but I never knew I would look back at my laughter and cry."
Hitler goes to hell and Satan asks, "why are you here?" Hitler replies, "I ordered the deaths of millions". Satan says, "Very Good! You shall sit to my right."
Bin Laden goes to hell and Satan asks, "why are you here?" Bin Laden replies, "I was the leader of a terrorist group that killed tons of people." Satan says, "Wow, sit to my left."
Eminem goes to hell and Satan asks, "Why are you here?" Eminem replies, "Get the fuck off my throne, bitch."
Eminem is the most badass rapper alive.
You say Percy, I say Edward (Elric XD )
You say Annabeth, I say Bella
You say Luke, I say Jacob
You say Camp Half-Blood, I say Washington
You say you're Demigods, I say i'm a vampire
I dont have anything against Percy Jackson its just that everyone hates Twilight well guess wat people im annoyed so get over it
im random ^^
well go on....
more...
more.....
almost there!
getting warmer...
you mad bro?
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Dragon
[ ] You have a hardy nature
[ ] You're a born leader
[ ] You're a charmer
[X] You have a great singing voice
[ ] You love reptiles
Total: 1
Grass
[] You have a jolly nature
[] You are kind
[ ] You love all animals
[X] You can keep a beat
[ ] You are true gentleman/lady
Total: 1
Fire
[X] You can be hot-headed
[X] You are short tempered
[X] You go into a rage when you're mad
[X] You hate going swimming
[ ]You're the bad boy/girl type
Total: 4
Water
[] You love to swim
[ ] You have a lax nature
[ ] You are a strong swimmer
[ ] You like soft jazz music
[X] You can dance
Total: 1
Steel
[X] You can take a hit or two
[X] You like shiny things
[ ] You love/loved gems/metals
[ ] You have a bold nature
[] You have super hard bones
Total: 2
Flying
[X] Your head is always in the clouds
[X] You have a hasty nature
[] You love flying
[X] You can be intimidating for your size
[] You always feel like you're flying
Total: 3
Psychic
[X] You love to play mind games with people
[] You don't like to fight
[ ] You have a docile nature
[X] You love to play games
[X] You often run away from things
Total: 3
Fighting
[X] You are strong
[] You are vain
[X] You don't give up so easy
[X] You love to fight
[ ] You have a bold nature
Total: 3
Ghost
[X] You love the shadows
[X] You don't get out much
[ ] You have a bashful nature
[X] You like to scare people
[ ] You love scary movies/shows
Total: 3
Dark
[X] You are a lone wolf
[X] You have an impish nature
[] You're not a social person
[X] You don't get along with people
[X] You listen to heavy music like metal or hard rock
Total: 4
Normal
[] You know a lot of things
[X] You have a naive nature
[X] You stand out easily
[X] You love all music
[] You can do anything if you put your mind to it
Total: 3
Bug
[ ] You have a relaxed nature
[ ] You love bugs
[X] You like country music
[ ] You can play a stringed instrument
[] You're peaceful (at times)
Total: 1
Ground
[ ] You have a serious nature
[ ] You can play a drum like instrument
[X] You're hard headed
[ ] You're big
[X] You have/had a solid relationship
Total: 2
Ice
[ ] You have a cold heart
[] You love cold weather
[X] You love cold food/drinks
[X] You've broken someone's heart
[X] Someone has broken your heart
Total: 3
Poison
[ ] You have a rash nature
[ ] You kill things a lot
[ ] You don't listen to that much music.
[ ] You don't have good plans or strategies
[X] You often hide in the shadows
Total: 1
Type: Fire and Dark
[ ] You have a hardy nature
[ ] You're a born leader
[ ] You're a charmer
[X] You have a great singing voice
[ ] You love reptiles
Total: 1
Grass
[] You have a jolly nature
[] You are kind
[ ] You love all animals
[X] You can keep a beat
[ ] You are true gentleman/lady
Total: 1
Fire
[ ] You can be hot-headed
[X] You are short tempered
[] You go into a rage when you're mad
[X] You hate going swimming
[ ]You're the bad boy/girl type
Total: 2
Water
[] You love to swim
[ ] You have a lax nature
[ ] You are a strong swimmer
[ ] You like soft jazz music
[X] You can dance
Total: 1
Steel
[X] You can take a hit or two
[X] You like shiny things
[ ] You love/loved gems/metals
[ ] You have a bold nature
[] You have super hard bones
Total: 2
Flying
[ ] Your head is always in the clouds
[X] You have a hasty nature
[] You love flying
[X] You can be intimidating for your size
[] You always feel like you're flying
Total: 2
Psychic
[X] You love to play mind games with people
[] You don't like to fight
[ ] You have a docile nature
[X] You love to play games
[ ] You often run away from things
Total: 2
Fighting
[X] You are strong
[X] You are vain
[X] You don't give up so easy
[X] You love to fight
[ ] You have a bold nature
Total: 4
Ghost
[X] You love the shadows
[X] You don't get out much
[ ] You have a bashful nature
[X] You like to scare people
[ ] You love scary movies/shows
Total: 3
Dark
[X] You are a lone wolf
[ ] You have an impish nature
[ ] You're not a social person
[X] You don't get along with people
[ ] You listen to heavy music like metal or hard rock
Total: 2
Normal
[] You know a lot of things
[X] You have a naive nature
[X] You stand out easily
[X] You love all music
[] You can do anything if you put your mind to it
Total: 3
Bug
[ ] You have a relaxed nature
[ ] You love bugs
[X] You like country music
[ ] You can play a stringed instrument
[] You're peaceful (at times)
Total: 1
Ground
[ ] You have a serious nature
[ ] You can play a drum like instrument
[ ] You're hard headed
[ ] You're big
[X] You have/had a solid relationship
Total: 1
Ice
[ ] You have a cold heart
[x] You love cold weather
[X] You love cold food/drinks
[X] You've broken someone's heart
[X] Someone has broken your heart
Total: 4
Poison
[ ] You have a rash nature
[ ] You kill things a lot
[ ] You don't listen to that much music.
[ ] You don't have good plans or strategies
[X] You often hide in the shadows
Total: 1
Type: Ice and Fighting
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