Swimmer789

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Sketchfu-ing since 11/05/2010 (user #130411)

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Swimming in a wonderful world full of chocolate and pastries.

lil' bobby is goin' for a ride on his skooter !

About Swimmer789

Katniss is
Fatniss for
Everdeen.

Dear Alex,
You left your account logged in on my laptop. Hahahaha
Byee
-tina

My Funny Quotes::::

Sometimes when i close my eyes, i can't see.
I don't make typos. I make new words.
Come to the dark side...We have cookies!
Welcome to the dark side... Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemies' eyes
I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.
Drink coffee. Do stupid thigs with more energy.
I'm not weird. I make life more interesting.
Im not random. You just can't think as fast as me.
i dont like people. i just like food.
If i die today, tell Justin Bieber i hated him.
I DO WHATEVER THE VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD TELL ME TO.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
Party Like A Poptart
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
It takes SKILL to trip over falt surfaces.
Sometimes i pretend tobe normal, but then it gets boring, so i go back to being me.
Im so beast i growl... RAWRRRRRRR!
I'm a lover not a fighter, but ill fight for what i love
My pet rock died today):
SAY NO TO DRUGS. SAY YES TO TACOS.
I used to be normal... but then i met those losers that i now call my best friends
Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow.
If a robot does the robot will it still be called the robot or is it just dancing?
HOMEWORK HURT TREES
Girls can do anything boys can do in high heels
I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up
Im the kind of person who will spend hours trying to drown a fish
You ninety oercent of the reason i get up in the morning. The other 10 is that i have to pee
Work like you dont need the money, love like youve never been hurt, and dance like no ones watching
IF YOUR AWESOME AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS **clap clap**
If the music's too loud, you're too old
I DREAM OF A BETTER TOMORROW...where chicken can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
YOU ARE NOW AWARE THAT YOU CANNOT SAY "IRISH WRISTWATCH"
I Didnt not hit you. I simply high-fived your face
I LOVE MY SPECIAL SOMEONE MORE THAN A NERD LOVES MATH CLASS
When nothing goes right...go left
Never give up on something you cant go a day without thinking about
Im not fat... im puffy
IM NOT DEAF. IM JUST IGNORING YOU.
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous
We're so cool, ice cubes are JEALOUS
nobody ever uses the white crazyon):
its okay...IM A NINJA!
DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN OLD PEOPLE LOVE CHICKEN!
CAUTION! Zombies may be flammable
I NEED A HUG.
I have the cupcake. I MAKE THE RULES!
There's always light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope its not a train.
Im the type of person who can set the kitchen on fire trying to reach for my candy bar.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
Dont worry about the world ending today because its already tomorrow in Australia.
Why yes, i do spontaneously break out into ninja moves.
If you can read this: MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Town:Fail. Population: You
I EAT DANGER FOR BREAKFAST.
Socks. They are the money of the future.
Nobody is perfect. I am a nobody. Therefore, i am perfect.
Dont follow me. I run into walls.
Quales are just fat birds.
Most common lie: You will use algebra when you grow up
Guy:Wanna see a magic trick?
Girl: Sure baby(:
Guy: POOF. You're single.
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
In case of fire, exit before tweeting about it
Smile... it confuses them
Justin Beaver is watching you
People make fun of me cause they're jealous
When im sad i just sing, and then i realize my voice is worse than my problems.
Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
The greatest pleasure in life is doing things people tell you not to do.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: i couldnt find anyone to copy it from
He who laughs last, doesnt get it.
The man who smiles when something goes wrong just thought of someone to blame it on.
I used to like my neighbors, before they put a password on their WiFi.
I dont have bad handwriting, i have my own font.
My favorite scientific theory: Saturn's rings are made of lost luggage.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job, slowly raise your head and say "In Jesus' name, Amen."
The only real diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
I'm jealous of my parent. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs
Ask not what you can do for your country, ask whats for lunch!
If you want me falling for you, you have to give me something worth tripping over.
If Barbie os so popular, why do you have to but her friends?
there are no stupid questions. just stupid people.
The road to success is always under contruction.
If u die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.

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gooseie12 wrote (11 months ago)

hi my name is julia and i am going to post this to everybodys profile to fight cancer if you dont like cancer please come to my profile and tell me how you feel about it please there are alot of my family members and family friends dying because of cancer please help!!!! thank you

Swimmer789 wrote (about 1 year ago)

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gooseie12 wrote (about 1 year ago)

merry christmas to u 2

goldfish28 wrote (about 1 year ago)

HEY ALEX:)

tina2286 wrote (about 1 year ago)

I<3 ur pic lol

XxmargzxX wrote (about 1 year ago)

:D

ker1234 wrote (over 2 years ago)

awwwww cute pic 2 bad it gave ur computer a virus

ker1234 wrote (over 2 years ago)

yay yay yay yay whoo hoo whoo hoo whoo hoo whoo hoo

ker1234 wrote (over 2 years ago)

congrats u won!!

garima wrote (over 2 years ago)

i love your pic btw!! dogs are my favorite!! ^.^