About Spock1701
I am 13.
Security clearance please: Queen to Queens Level 3?
You can't answer it can you!!! Oh well.......
What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conducter???!!!???!!!?!!
I've been assigned on the USS Enterprise. Perhaps I'm on the Excelsior, or Voyager or even a Klingon Ship!
But, today is not a good day to die (yet)
Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.....
If you ever need anything, ask Quark. He's got it. (Try an oo-myx first, then make a deal)
If ever need any tribbles, call Cyrano Jones, he's located on K-7, the Space Station
For your security needs, call Worf or Odo.
If you need a captain, call Kirk, Picard, Garrett, Harriman, Sisko or Janeway.
And if you need help on those math problems tonight, please do not hesitate to call the one and only Spock!
(No, not doctor!)
..........And for you Doctor Who fans out there, (GRRRRRR) at least the USS Enterprise has a decent and unreckless crew. We are out to explore the universe.......
........To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before!
In case you want to know, I have never been to any conventions. However, I really want
Leonard Nimoy's and Patrick Stewart's autograph.
Spock: WEEEEEEE!
Spock: Get a wind of this baby will ya?
Spock: Fasten your seatbelt here we go!
Q: Fascinating.
Q: We have just experienced an increase in our axis inclination....
Q: ....Did I just say that?
Spock: Bingo!
Q by the way is more powerful than any TIME LORD. He is essentially GOD. (or A God)
It is actually proof that Kids learn more about science watching Star Trek than sitting in a classroom! Now, where does Doctor Who come in??????
Spock: .....That archery, flying buttresses, and Boston Creme pie were invented by the Russians?
Q: So he's got a thing from other Russians.
Q: All the facts lead me to beleive that we are on an asteroid.
Spock: Get outta town!
Spock: Did I say that?
Q: Yes you did. And we are out of town.
HERE IS WHAT SPOCK WOULD SAY:
STAR TREK-LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
DOCTOR WHO-SEE VENICE AND DIE! (VAMPIRES IN VENICE)
Books I enjoy:
Clive Cussler:
RAISE THE TITANIC
INCA GOLD
SHOCK WAVE
THE WRECKER
VIXEN 03
Michael Crichton:
JURASSIC PARK
THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN
SPHERE
PIRATE LATITUDES
STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (Various Authors)
A NIGHT TO REMEMBER by WALTER LORD
HARRY POTTER 1-7 by J. K. ROWLING
YES YES YES Star Trek is a lot better than DOCTOR WHO or STAR WARS!
Favorite Audio:
Alien Voices:
SPOCK VS. Q
SPOCK VS. Q: THE SEQUEL
THE INVISIBLE MAN
THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO
FIRST MEN ON THE MOON
THE LOST WORLD
Worf: They want you to move over sir.
Picard: Tell them them the Enterprise isn't going anywhere.
Worf: Not the Enterprise. You.
Picard: What are you trying to tell me?
(Dr. Ramssmussen materializes in Picard's previous position.
WE ARE THE BORG
YOU WILL LOWER YOU SHEILD AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED
WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
....and he kept going on and on about warp nacelles when he was supposed to be talking about...psycology.- Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Q: I need peace and quiet.
Spock: Relax...
Spock: Love will steer the stars.
Do you play cards? If so have you tried Fizzbin it's a game played on Beta Antares four.
I could explain some rules to you:
000) Each player gets 6 cards, except for the player on the dealer's right who gets 7.The second card dealt is turned face up, except at night, when it is face down. (Dark or night is defined as being the sunset time and before the sunrise time of the city in its own time zone.) On Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday, the cards in the pile cannot help you, but can only hurt you. On Friday, they can only help you. On Saturday and Tuesday, they can both help and hurt you.
001) Anything with the word “Fizzbin” in it can only be made by cards in your hand when you count. All others may be made by cards in your hand plus cards in your pile.
1) Corbomite: (Having nothing) You receive 5 points.
2) Sralk: (3 of a kind) On any day when it is light, having a sralk disqualifies you from the next hand, except on Tuesday’s, when it is worth nothing. But, when it is dark, a sralk gives you 30 points, unless you have already had two sralks, in which case your opponent gets 30 points.
3a) Getting a Fizzbin or Royal Fizzbin cannot make you win.
3b) Half-Fizzbin: (A pair) With any half-fizzbin, you will need to get either a king and a deuce, except at night, when you need a queen and a four. If you get either of these, you get 15 points. If you just get the pair, you will get 5 points.
3c) Fizzbin: (Two pair, and all the rest of the cards’ suits are all the same. Ex: 2 of clubs, 2 of diamonds, with all other cards being in hearts) If you get a fizzbin, your opponent loses 20 points.
3d) Royal Fizzbin: The odds of getting a royal fizzbin are astronomical. (It can only be received if you are the person that is on the dealer’s right because it requires 7 cards. It is having 3 pair consisting of 10’s, Jack’s Queen’s, Kings, and Aces, with the 1 remaining card of a different suit than the suits in the card of the pairs. Ex: Queen of clubs, Queen of diamonds, Ace of hearts, Ace of diamonds, King of clubs, King of hearts, with the other card being any spade.) Getting a royal fizzbin gives you 100 points.
4a) Slink: (2 pair) All your opponents lose 10 points.
4b) Stink: (3 pair) You lose 20 points, except on Friday, when it will render your opponents’ hand useless. However, if it’s dark on Tuesday or Sunday, you are disqualified from the next hand.
4c) Shrink: (4 pair) You get 20 points, except on Friday when it’s dark, when you get 30 points, unless, of course, it is dark on Saturday, when your opponents’ hands are doubled.
5) Slunk: (4 of a kind) You have the right to disqualify for the entire game an opponent of your choice.
6) Slunk-Sralk: (4 of a kind plus 3 of a kind) You may use any cards in your hand and in your pile. You are disqualified and you earn the right to disqualify any opponent of your choice.
7) Dink: (A pair with all the rest of the cards being of different suits than the pair. Ex: 4 of diamonds, 4 of hearts, 8 of spades, 10 of spades, Queen of clubs, Jack of spades) A Dink gives you 10 points.
8) Stonk: (All cards of the same suit.) You lose, except on Wednesday, when you get 40 points, unless you’ve had a fizzbin or a royal fizzbin, where you lose 50 points. But if you have had a fizzbin or a royal fizzbin and it is Thursday, then you lose 30 points, except when it’s light, when you gain 20 points.
9) StupiSralk: (2X3 of a kind)
Sunday(Light)--Opponent gets 30 points
Sunday(Dark)--You lose 30 points
Monday(Light)--You get double the points that your opponent got in his hand
Monday(Dark)--Your opponent gets double his points
Tuesday(Light)--You gain 49 points
Tuesday(Dark)--You lose 49 points
Wednesday(Light)--You get 10 times the points your opponent got in his/her hand
Wednesday(Dark)--Your opponents get 10 times their hand
Thursday(Light)--You are disqualified for the next 4 hands
Thursday(Dark)--Your opponent/s is/are disqualified for the next 4 hands
Friday(Light)--If you can name 10 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, you gain 30 points
Friday(Dark)--If you can recite 5 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, your opponent/s lose 15 points
Saturday--Anyone named Dave wins
Getting this can’t make you lose or win. Failure to recognize this rule = -98points. Because you too stupid to get this hand, Dave can make up a rule instead of following the above.
10) Kronk: If you get a Jack of diamonds on with your last card, have gotten some type of fizzbin, and have also had corbomite, you get 25 points. However, if you have gotten a stonk or a sralk, you lose 15 points. But if you have gotten a stonk or a sralk on Thursday, you gain 5 points.
Other “Fascinating” Rules to the most complex card game ever known to mankind:
11) If the dealer neglects to remove the jokers and other useless cards, he loses 49 points.
12a) After the first 15 minutes in anyone’s Fizzbin career, he/she must use the official Fizzbin designations. If not, he/she loses 25 points for each infraction.
12b) If after playing fizzbin for an hour, if you want to clarify a rule in any way, you must give 10 of your points to each opponent.
13) If you make fun of Star Trek while playing Fizzbin, you are disqualified.
14a) You always tell time by the fastest watch.
14b) If you are playing at 2:00 P.M. or 1:00 A.M., the first person to make the rest of the opponents aware of this gains 25 points.
15a) Once someone “gives” you a card, you cannot pick it up and discard it into another person’s pile. Cards given to you will stick to you like a pair of Tiberian bats.
15b) Drawing, picking, and discarding must be done at the same time. Discarded cards must be placed face down until everyone has discarded.
16) You must end all fizzbin games. If the person who was supposed to be in charge of the score loses the sheet, he starts a new game with -80 points, except when it’s dark, when it’s -70, points. If it is Tuesday, he starts with 0.5 points.
17) Anyone named Dave always gets the benefit of the doubt. If not, he gets to make up a rule that is fair to him.
18) The object is, by getting fizzbins, royal fizzbins, and so on, to either get 100 points or to get all of your opponents to get -100 points. When you get -100 points, you our out of the game.
19) If you need the rules to be worded in a simpler form, you lack the intelligence required to play Fizzbin.
20) The order in which you go is as follows: 1: Discard 1 to any pile 2: Draw 1 card from the deck 3: Pick one card from any pile 4: Discard a card to any pile 5: Draw one more card and call.
We canever play this game with Mr. DAVE Goodwin. He would keep winning!!
Well, that was more than some. We could play it sometime but explaining cold fusion would be easier.
I'm a Doctor not a......
magician
poet
marine biologist
captain
bank teller
bricklayer
escalator
mechanic
mind-reader
priest
gunman
police officer
dentist
tailor
idiot
sailor
caddy
bartender
tennis player
robber
rhino
roto-rooter
plumber
archaologist
paleontologist
entamologist
botanist
florist
batter
madman
steering wheel
musician
closet
fighter
boxer
sissy
child
cabinet
food store
stock keeper
bookkeeper
computer
hacker
ice cream man
writer
sculpter
alarm clock
map
doorstop
seaman
Tom Baker (HA HA)
David Tennant (HA HA)
Matt Smith (HA HA)
historian
mathematician
chemist
psycologist
phycisist
psyciatrist
counseler
and MANY MORE.......
I have a ships doctor, not THE doctor. You get that straight Zoe?
"... a dream that became a reality and spread throughout the stars" -- Kirk (Whom Gods Destroy)
"Just before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all." -- Scotty, explaining how he got rid of the tribbles (The Trouble With Tribbles)
"Right out of hell, I saw it!" -- Commodore Decker, describing the Planet Killer (The Doomsday Machine)
"You will die of suffocation, in the icy cold of space" -- Kang (Day of the Dove)
"The mid-1990s was the era of your so-called Third World War" -- Spock (Space Seed)
"We simply must accept the fact that Captain Kirk is no longer alive" -- Spock (The Tholian Web)
"They seemed to have been spared the agony of your first three World Wars, doctor" -- Spock (Bread and Circuses)
"You are authorized to use all measures available to destroy the Enterpise" -- Starfleet Command Representative (The Ultimate Computer)
"I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage" -- Korax (The Trouble With Tribbles)
"Random chance seems to have operated in our favor" -- Spock
"In plain, non-Vulcan English, we've been lucky" -- McCoy
"I believe I said that, Doctor" -- Spock (The Doomsday Machine)
"Unbelievable. Do you recognize those uniforms?" -- Kirk
"Mid 20th century Earth. The nation-state called Nazi Germany." -- Spock (Patterns of Force)
"You look quite well for a man that's been 'utterly destroyed', Mr. Spock." -- Kirk (Patterns of Force)
"In four hours the ship blows up" -- Scotty (The Savage Curtain)
"Computer, compute to the last digit the value of pi" -- Spock (Wolf in the Fold)
"What are we looking at, a 20th century Rome?" -- Kirk (Bread and Circuses)
"Is there anyone on this ship, who even remotely, looks like Satan?" -- Kirk
"I am not aware of anyone who fits that description, Captain" -- Spock
"No, Mr. Spock, I didn't think you would be" -- Kirk (The Apple)
"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -- Kirk (Elaan of Troyius)
"Does everyone know about this grain but me?" -- Kirk
"Not everyone, Kepten, it's a Russian inwention." -- Checkov (The Trouble With Tribbles)
"Now this is a drink for a man." -- Scott
"Scotch?" -- Checkov
"Aye." -- Scott
"It vas inwented by a little old lady in Lenningrad." -- Checkov (The Trouble With Tribbles)
"Emotional, isn't she?" -- Spock
"She has always been so." -- Sarek
"Indeed. Why did you marry her?" -- Spock
"It seemed the logical thing to do at the time." -- Sarek (Journey To Babel)
"Ston, she is yours. You may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. This is not logical, but it is often true." -- Spock (Amok Time)
"Live long and prosper, Spock." -- T'Pau
"I shall do neither. I have killed my captain, and my friend." -- Spock (Amok Time)
"The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank." -- Lt. Cdr. Montgomery Scott ("A Taste of Armageddon")
"Please, Spock, do me a favor ... 'n' don't say it's `fascinating'..." -- Dr. McCoy
"No... but it is... interesting..." -- Spock (The Ultimate Computer)
"... and tell Doctor McCoy, he should have wished me luck." -- Spock (The Immunity Syndrome)
"Shut-up, Spock! We're rescuing you!" -- McCoy
"Why, thank you, captain McCoy." -- Spock, to McCoy after he tells Kirk something about leaving him (The Immunity Syndrome)
"You! What planet is this?" -- McCoy, to a homeless person upon appearing in 1930's Chicago (City on the Edge of Forever)
"You can stop it!" -- Anan 7, Leader of the High Council of Eminiar VII, describing the horrors of the impending war to a hostage Kirk
"Stop it? I'm counting on it!" -- Kirk (A Taste of Armegedon)
"Now Mr. Spock, there's really something about all this that I don't understand, so maybe you could explain it to me, logically of course... Now, when you jettisoned the fuel, and ignited it, you knew that there was virtually no chance of it being seen and yet you did it anyway. Now that seems to me like an act of desperation." -- Kirk
"Quite correct, Captain." -- Spock
"Now we all know, and I'm sure the doctor would agree with me, that desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. So how does your well known logic explain that?" -- Kirk
"Quite simply captain, I examined the problem from all angles, and it was plainly hopeless. Logic informed me that under the circumstances, the only logical action would have to be one of desperation. Logical decision, logically arrived at." -- Spock
"Ah-huh, I see... So you reasoned that it was time for an emotional outburst." -- Kirk
"Well I... Wouldn't exactly put it in those terms captain, but those are essentially the facts." -- Spock
[sighs] "You aren't going to admit that for the first time in your life, you committed a purely human, emotional act?" -- Kirk
[crosses arms and slowly shakes head] "No, sir." -- Spock
[laughing] "Mr. Spock, you are a stubborn man." -- Kirk
[raises eyebrows] "Yes, sir." -- Spock (The Galileo Seven)
"I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget." -- McCoy (Space Seed)
"By golly, Jim... I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!" -- McCoy (The Devil in the Dark)
Q: Oh. A little diddy from Homer?
Spock: Simpson?
Q: No, not Homer Simpson, Homer Homer.
Q: Spock! Are you getting a load of this??
Spock: Yes. The twinkling of stars, the infinity of space. It's heavenly!!
Spock: Did I say that?
Spock: Afterwards, we agreed to partake in a meal......
Q: Just a corner, in the lobby of the United Nations.
Spock: .......Which we did at a nearby restaurant.
Q: Yes! And what a sensational eatery it was!
Spock: Yes, earth food does have its way of expanding the abdominal wall
Q: (BEEEEEELLLLLLCCCCCHHH)
Q: What???!! I was agreeing with you! Like you never burp??!!!
Spock: For me, it is an elementary imperitive.
Q: Yeah sure whatever that is....
Q: ......What was that dish you ordered?
Spock: Seaweed.
Q: What was Chekov eating?
Spock: Chekov was eating Foila De Fietz
Q: Eww. Gross.
Spock: Quite an interesting dish actually.
Spock: Chicken, with a rope of garlic bulbs in aspic.
Q: Yeah gargantuante apetitte. Like watching Peter the Great devour Sweden.
Spock: That would be an exaggeration.
Q: Got his autograph! Wanna see?
Spock: Mr. Chekov has a weakness of food from his native land.
Picard: Data?
Data: Yes sir?
Picard; Shut up.
Data: Yes sir.
Picard: For 15 years I've been wanting to say that.
Q: I didn't think Vulcans put it in for armwrestling.
Spock: We don't (chuckle) it's a shame too.
Spock: Nothing to make your blood rush through your veins to make you feel alive!
Spock: Alive!! (laugh)
Spock: The hills are alive!!! (laugh)
Q: What are you? Are you on Prosac or something?
Picard: Give me the last code.
(Data malfuntions)
Data: Blue, Blue, Blue
Picard: I hope that wasn't a stutter.
Worf: Worf to Commander Riker....
Worf: ......A fat Ferengi has just entered.
LATER.....
Ferengi: I demand a napkin!
Riker: Use your sleeve.
Ferengi: What did you say?
Riker: Use one of their sleeves. I don't care!
Riker: Give us the location of the Vulcan ship, the T'Pau
Ferengi: Never!
(Riker grabs him by collar)
Riker: If you do not tell us the location, it will be a violation of Federation law and I will be very unhappy.
Ferengi: It is across the Neutral Zone.
(Riker pulls out napkin and presents it to Ferengi)
Riker: Enjoy your dinner.
One last message from SPOCK:
"Relax. Love will steer the stars."
This profile will self destruct in 5 seconds. Good luck Jim. In Space, no one can hear you scream.
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Right, it's very simple: Take the corridor for about half a mile. Turn left, then right, then right again, then your third next right. Go past the weird swirly thing, left, then your other left, through the sun room, careful not to trip over the sun lounger, then you'll see a green door. DON'T go in there! Go right, follow the wall until it gets a bit slimy, then take the lift to the third floor. Drawing room's strait ahead, you can't miss it. Easy peasy.
(That was a mouthful!)