SpArKs

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Sketchfu-ing since 03/26/2010 (user #69652)

16, female, single

McDonalds

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~~~~~~~~Many things u should do at Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people farting...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that stinking golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the freakin' Rainbow!!!!"
#5:Have a friend push you around in a cart as fast as you can down the aisle screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
#6.Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
#7. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
#8. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
#9. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changeded my mind."
#10. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
#11. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
#12. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
#13. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
#14. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
#15. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
#16. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then go to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
#17. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
#18. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
#19. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
#20. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
#21. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
#22. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
#23. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
#24. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
#25. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
#27. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
#28. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
#29. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
#30. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
#31. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
#32. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
#33. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE wow i never thought!!!!"
#34. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
#35. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
#36. Hold Barbie for ransom at 6 million bucks
#37. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
#38. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots and maybe even some brussel sprouts!!"
#39. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well.. I've been waiting..'
#40. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
#41. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
#42. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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