SmileyPolkaDotzy

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Sketchfu-ing since 06/14/2010 (user #89883)

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About SmileyPolkaDotzy

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(")_(")bunny!!♥

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put that on
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if u r the
8% that think
animals should be
treated with the
same rights as humans

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.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
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You know what, ima eat da waffle. >:]

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
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☻/ This is bob, copy paste him on
/▌ every profile you see so he can
/ \ take over Sketchfu. You've been Bobbeb
MUAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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--=Official Taylor Swift Fan!=--
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--------------Girls------- ------
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-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
---------- brave enough to-----
-------------climb all---------
--------------the way--------
-------------to the top--------
------------of the tree.---------

THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS A CAT
THIS IS RETARD CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS THIRTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT
now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top..copy and paste if you fell for it :D

♥Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║♥Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║♥Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║♥Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║♥Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
×♥Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt
║♥Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║♥Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║♥Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║♥Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║♥Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα
If you dont like me? thats not my problem

Dora the Explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant...

No, I Don't Care If I Die At 12AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter.

When someone prank calls me, I go along with it to ruin there fun.

Don't be insecure girl. Own that ponytail! Work that updo!

EMPLOYEES MUST "WASH HANDS"
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Suspicious quotation marks..

A Boyfriend's Guide:

When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]

When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared===[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it untill she gives it back ]

When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]

When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says that she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her hand ]

When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]

When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read it ]

I really love the Warriors Series! I also love cats, hamsters, and bulldogs. I play the oboe. I figure skate. I.... SALAD!hehehehehehehehe Sorry well i am very random. So anyway I love to draw and I like saying SALAD!! at random. So here are some of my fav sayings that describe me.... SALAD!!!!!!!!!

I'm not as random as you think I SALAD!
(didn't see that one comming,huh?)

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Drink Coffee: Do dumb things fast with more energy!

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
now watch some idiot screw it up.

SALAD!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha!

Justin Beiber: "Imma tell you one time" then he says it 20 more times.

PS: I HATE JB!!!!

When ordering a pizza, end the order with, "Remember this conversation never happened."

***To find out what my biggest secret is, scroll down to the bottom of my profile.

This is bob. (*.*)

Bob likes you. :-)

Bob likes sharp things =^^^

I suggest you run from bob. >:-)

(Seriously)

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TWINKLE TWINKLE PATRICK STAR I MADE MY SELF A- SALAD!

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! SALAD!!

HEY YOU!
Yeah You,
No not you,
The other guy,
YOU!
Yes you right there!
Do you like tacos?

whoever said nothing is impossible,
never tried slamming a revolving door!

I USED TO BE NORMAL,
TILL I MET THEM LOSERZ
I CALL MY BEST FRIENDS

My fave Justin Bieber quotes XD (Copy and paste the following if you think Justin Bieber sucks)

"Oh that Justina Bieber, She's the finest fox out there!" "Oh wait.. thats a dude?"

No Justin Bieber you don't love that girl, you're 12.

"Alvin the chipmunk has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber."

"Awww! She has such a pretty voice! Oh wait.. thats Justin Bieber."

"What the heck?! Vauldemort isn't a lady! But Justin Bieber is."

"Justin Bieber, you don't love that girl, you're twelve."

Justin Bieber needs to go through puberty.

Hey Canada, while you take our gold medal, please take that Bieber kid back.

"If thats Justin Bieber in dude form, whats he like in girl form?!"

"Justin Bieber~ 'I'ma tell you one more time' Then he says it 20 more times."

Let's all beat the puberty out of Justin Bieber!

I know girls with deeper voices than Justin Bieber.

When Justin Bieber says "one less lonely girl" I think he means himself.

"Baby Baby Baby Ohh Like Baby Baby Baby....*" OK JUSTIN BIEBER,WE GET IT!

"Imma tell you one time.." Liar. You said that at least 25 times.

Justin Bieber, Michael Jackson, and Lady Gaga should have done a song together. It would only make sense, nobody knows what gender either of them are..

"That girl has such a pretty voice!" - "Mom, that's Justin Bieber."

I like how Lady Gaga has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber.

When Justin Biebers song came on the radio my dad said "Her voice is great!"

"Omfg. forget alvin the chipmunk, even fred has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber!"

Puberty is going to his Justin Bieber like a train.

Nobody over the age of 18 listens to Justin Bieber.

Poor Justin Bieber, everybody picks on her!

Justin Bieber: "Hello, I'm a white boy. From Canada."

"Justin Bieber is a nice guy. Don't judge him, you never know what he went through."
"Not puberty, that's for sure."

If 500 people put this on their profile, Justin Bieber will go through puberty

100 drawing challenge:
1. Introduction
2. Purpose
3. Love
4. Friendship
5. Music
6. Paper
7. Flowers
8. Sky
9. Beautiful
10. Tears
11. Smile
12. Blood
13. Hand in Hand
14. Cute
15. Sorrow
16. Agony
17. Family
18. Light
19. Dark
20. Solitude
21. Suffer
22. Death
23. Pain
24. Forsaken
25. Sick
26. Bored
27. Wrath
28. Breathe
29. Awake
30. Asleep
31. Daybreak
32. Dusk
33. Oblivion
34. Embrace
35. Simplicity
36. Sea
37. Forest
38. Longing
39. Redemption
40. Rejection
41. Understanding
42. Misunderstanding
43. Food
44. Illusion
45. Sweet
46. Rain
47. Hot
48. Insanity
49. Tough Luck
50. Creation
51. Universe
52. Royal
53. Time
54. Dreams
55. Unreachable
56. Path
57. Memories
58. Chains
59. Numbers
60. School-life
61. Bittersweet
62. Happiness
63. Obsession
64. Will
65. Night
66. Sunset
67. Tropical
68. Words
69. Killing
70. Unrequited
71. Reunion
72. Red
73. Impossible
74. Laughter
75. Locked
76. Sacrifice
77. Hearts
78. Listen
79. Moon and Stars
80. Sun and Clouds
81. Imperfection
82. Personality
83. The Past and the Future
84. Decision
85. Hold
86. Unspoken
87. 666
88. Prayer
89. Life
90. Pride
91. Desire
92. Eyes
93. Wish
94. Freedom
95. Lies
96. Truths
97. Bonds
98. Soul
99. Lost
100. Thanks

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LEMON FOR PRESIDENT!!

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Once upon a time...

...there were two twin girls. One liked pie and the other liked cheesecake. The one who liked pie was named Shanaynay.. The other was named Cletus.

"Omfgeh," Shanaynay said to her sister Cletus. "You have the name of a dude!!"
"I know," she replied.. "And you have the name of a drunk hippie."
Then they high fived and randomly dropped dead because of all the pie and cheesecake they ate.

Unfortunately, they made this terrible book into a movie.

HOPE THAT WASTED A MINUTE OR TWO OF YOUR TIME!!

Once upon a time, A man named Helen saw a squirrel. A squirrel covered in peanut butter. Immediately, the squirrel got out a bazooka, aimed, and shot. It shouted something in Norwegian. Studies have shown that the ancient aztecs taught the evil squirrels how to speak Norwegian. The translation to the squirrel's strange... language: "Where are my buttercup gorilla pants?" which could also mean "World Domination" in Mexican.

What do I do when I see someone extremely georgous?
I smile,
Stare,
And when I get tired....

Put the mirror down! ;-)

96% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff. so if you're one of the %4 who would go there and yell "JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!" then put this on your profile.

THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS A CAT
THIS IS RETARD CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS THIRTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT
now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top..copy and paste if you fell for it

Things to do in an elevator

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it

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(> )># So, i got you this lil waffle.
U..U

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.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

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.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U

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U...U
You know what, ima eat da waffle.

^___^
(='.'=)
MEOW!!

----------------Girls------- ------ FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

► Play. The Moments
▌▌ Pause. The Memoriies
■ Stop. The Pain
◄◄ Rewiind. The Happiness

---------------Girls------- ------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
---------- brave enough to-----
-------------climb all---------
--------------the way--------
-------------to the top--------
------------of the tree.-----

~GIRL AND BOY POEM~(Which is so romantic!)
GIRL: do i ever cross ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: do u like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u cry if i left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u live 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u do anything 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: choos-my or your life
BOY: my life
the girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
the reason u never cross my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i love u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life!!! Then the girl jumps into the boys arms and kisses him