Purplelife001

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WARRIOR TALES :D

Crowfeather's Problems
by ~shadowrulesall

Okay, here I go.

Setting: A clearing seperate from the clearing on the Island for Gatherings. Guess who's here? Crowfeather, Nightcloud, Feathertail, Leafpool, and Breezepaw.

Feathertail: Oh Crowfeather! Crowfeather! Crowfeather Crowfeather Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: WHAT?!
Feathertail: I luffs you!
Nightcloud: Nu-uh. You did NOT just say that. Crowfeather is MY mate!
Leafpool: He loves me more!
Breezepaw: Mama? What's going on?
Crowfeather: I like you all!
Nightcloud: Well I actually had kits with him! He loves me most!
Leafpool: Crowfeather, stop ignoring your responsibilities!
Crowfeather: What responsibilities?
*Jaypaw, Hollypaw, and Lionpaw walk in*
Leafpool: Them!
Crowfeather: ...o-o
Leafpool: Your KITS!
Breezepaw: What? You, ThunderClan apprentices, are you confused?
ThunderClan apps: Yeah.
Leafpool: Kits, be quiet!
Lionpaw: Hey! You aren't our mother! You can't tell us what to do!
Leafpool: I am.
Jaypaw: What? Squirrelflight is our mom!
Hollypaw: And Brambleclaw is our dad!
Crowfeather: I'm your father.
Leafpool: Remember how Squirrelflight's milk never came? She wasn't the mother.
Nightcloud: HEY! Don't forget me!
Feathertail: Or ME!
Crowfeather: You're dead, go away.
Feathertail: *gasp* o-o
Crowfeather: You heard me, SCRAM!
Feathertail: Fine, expect the worst of luck for YOU! *pewfs*
Nightcloud: How could you love that wretch of a medicine cat??! She's a medicine cat for StarClan's sake!
Crowfeather: She looked like Feathertail okay?!
Leafpool: You liked me because of my LOOKS?
Crowfeather: *shuffles paws* Maybe.
Leafpool: *scoff* Children, we're leaving!
Breezepaw: Does that include me?
Lionpaw: We don't wanna go!
Hollypaw: *eyes narrow* I can't believe our father is a WindClan cat!
Lionpaw: Get over it! You can't always follow the Warrior Code.
Hollypaw: Then I wouldn't be a warrior, would I?
Jaypaw: Many cats are warriors, though they break the code every once and a while.
Breezepaw: I guess you guys are my siblings now huh?
Hollypaw: Yeah.
Lionpaw: You're not such a bad cat.
Jaypaw: I agree with him.
Breezepaw: You guys aren't so bad either.
Leafpool: Nightcloud, he loves me MOST because we had THREE kits!
Nightcloud: But he is ALLOWED to be my mate! He is IN MY CLAN!
Leafpool: Does that really matter?
Nightcloud and Hollypaw: Yes!
Leafpool: Hollypaw, why are you taking her side?
Hollypaw: I want to always follow the Warrior Code, even if my flthy no-good parents who didn't want me and thrust me on their sister's shoulders didn't!
Leafpool and Crowfeather: O__O
Lionpaw: Hey Breezepaw, wanna join ThunderClan?
Breezepaw: I don't think I could live under all those trees. But you can come join WindClan.
Hollypaw: Or we could all join RiverClan!
Jaypaw: They have trees and moors.
Lionpaw: And fish!
Breezepaw: You like fish?
Lionpaw: Yup! ^__^
Breezepaw: *gasp* Me too! ^__^
Jaypaw: They don't taste gross?
Hollypaw: ShadowClan eats toads!
Breezepaw: Ewwww!
Crowfeather: That's IT! I hate mates! Goodbye Nightcloud, Goodbye Leafpool.
Leafpool and Nightcloud: O__O
Feathertail: I told you he was a filthy pile of fox dung!
Leafpool and Nightcloud: *nod nod*
Feathertail: I found myself a better mate!
*Tigerstar walks in*
Tigerstar: Hello my love.
Feathertail: Hello dear!
Tigerstar: Shall we leave this place and go to a private meadow of our own in the skies?
Feathertail: Sure!
*Tigerstar twines tail with Feathertail and they leave*
Leafpool: Wanna go claw Crowfeather's fur off?
Nightcloud: Yes!
Hollypaw: I want to!
Lionpaw: Me too!
Breezepaw: Me three!
Jaypaw: Ah why not, Me four!
*All stalk off to get Crowfeather*
Heres a nother one.XD
prroff that Leafpool Crowfeather Jaypaw therrey does NOT exist.
Submitted by Silver the hedgehog on Sat, 2007-12-08 14:40
Fan Forum
I no im unhappy too but Vicky wrote this while on the tourand this is offical

WARRIOR TALES :D 2.0
ThunderClan's Randomness
Submitted by:::Purplelife001

Mousefur was trotting around camp happily, She was so happy, she acidentally drowned Leafpool and Firestar. So forth, Firestar as a ghost Appeared out of nowhere and gave mosuefur a double chocolate chip cookie and said, "You have been a noble Warrior Mousefur, which is why i announce you as the new leader!!" Mousefur wa sso happy she ate her cookie in one bite. "Seeing you enjoying that cookie, you are no longer Mousefur, but mousecookie!" Then he gave her another and poofed away. Leafpool soon randomly appeared, and took a bite out of the cookie. "Who gave this to you?" She asked. "Firestar" Mousecookie replied. "No wonder, But anyway, I name you The very clever Microsoft Windows, and No lopnger Mousecookie!" And so it Happened. When MicrosoftWindows woke up as the new leader, and soooo not Brambleclaw, She made Jaypaw's name.... "You are now... Jaysparkleshine!" Jaysparkleshine hated his name, i mean what in the name of starclan kind of name is 'Jaysparkleshine'? She continued, "Hollypaw, you are now Hollyleek" Hollyleek wasn't happy with her name either. "Lionpaw, you are now Liongays" Liongays really hated his name, And the delayed warrior, "Cinderpaw, you are now Cinderfart" Cinderfart was like "MicrosoftWindows, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS THAT?!" Cinderfart growled with rage. "A warrior name" MicrosoftWindows said. Cinderfart, feeling pwned exploded. "Okk... Anyway, this Clan is no Longer Thunderclan, But MousefurClan!" She said "So i can remember my old name!"

CAST:
MousefurClan - Mousefur/cookie OR MicrosoftWindows
Jaysparkleshine, Hollyleek, Liongays, Cinderfart.

Random FanStory - Warriors & MicrosoftWindows belong to there owners. Part of Sory Idea belongs to moochacha from MM.

*SUBMITTED:10/27/10

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food  
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
 REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.  
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FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
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FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.  
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FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.  
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
 REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.  
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.  
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

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