POSEIDONNEPTUNE
Sketchfu-ing since 01/06/2011 (user #154676)
15, female, single
I'm probably in the forest with my clan or in Camp Half-Blood with my friends when I'm not on Sketchfu or Deviantart!
About POSEIDONNEPTUNE
WARNING: if you don't like ridiculously long profiles... GO AWAY!
Child of Poseidon! Specklebelly! Salletta! Lucian! Spottedflower! Streamheart! Forestflower! Snowfall! Earthstar!
The Timber Wolf Poem-
The timber wolves will be our friends
we’ll stay up late and howl,
at the moon, till nighttime ends,
before going on the prowl
Cat Poem -
They left us their paw prints we no longer see,
their happiness still in our minds.
They left us fond memories to you and to me,
their friendship will last all of time.
They left us their shadows grow dimmer to fade,
but never forgotten we'll see.
They left us their photos to gaze at each day,
to brighten us up when we're down.
They left us their feelings their purrs and their meows,
that echo around empty rooms.
They left us those moments to think of and smile,
of footfalls not gentle, like horses.
They left us their playing they thought such a lark,
with toy mice and baubles a plenty.
And the house was all empty without our small friends,
but the love that they gave will remain...
Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down! Im scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Repost if you would do this for someone you love. Then put this on your page.
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96% of girls would die if Justin Beiber jumped off a building. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 4% yelling 'Do a backflip!!' >:D
5 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous:
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
3. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
4. Ask him if they have pizza.
5. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
heres 10 ways to drive ppl crazy in mall also copy and paste it ur profile
1:run into all the stores and scream SOMEONE HELP MY CAT IS SICK
2:jump on pplz backs and ask for a piggy back ride
3:say hi to everyone u see in the mall and hug them
4:take a long time ordering food at the burgerking in the mall
5:say u need go pee pee to everyone in the mall
6: hug pplz legs
7:hug the ppl who work at the stores and sing the nom nom song
8:stand still in a crowded place
9:say the to everyone that there weird
10:pretend ur playing hide and seek in one of stores till u get kicked out.
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Justin Beiber fell down the stairs.
I'll be laughing my butt off
Justin Bieber got his finger stuck in the door.
Still laughing
Justin Bieber's mum ran him over in her sport car.
I'll be throwing a joy party
Justin Bieber flipped over his bike and it broke his arm
I will be doing a happy dance
Put this on your profile if you are a Bieber hater.
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever. Fan!
Lots of ways to get kicked out of walmart:
1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise.
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!
5 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous:
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
3. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
4. Ask him if they have pizza.
5. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
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heres 10 ways to drive ppl crazy in mall also copy and paste it ur profile
1:run into all the stores and scream SOMEONE HELP MY CAT IS SICK
2:jump on pplz backs and ask for a piggy back ride
3:say hi to everyone u see in the mall and hug them
4:take a long time ordering food at the burgerking in the mall
5:say u need go pee pee to everyone in the mall
6: hug pplz legs
7:hug the ppl who work at the stores and sing the nom nom song
8:stand still in a crowded place
9:say the to everyone that there weird
10:pretend ur playing hide and seek in one of stores till u get kicked out.
9 Names Game
1. YOUR REAL NAME
Sarah
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Saraizzle
(my name has too many A's in it!!!!)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
Purple Penguin
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
Grace Bennington
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Ellsa
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)
Blue Coke
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name( if u have 1), and last letter of your moms middle name)
Algaaee
(it didn't work out...)
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)
Marie Alan
9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Lucy
Really inspiring:
Running, playing, singing, living. Together we will always stand. My friends, my family, my love. We will fight for each other's lives, and put each other first. We will always be together, this is our way of life. We are wolves. We cannot be owned by anyone other than our pack.
Spell out your N-A-M-E and see what it means...
A:hot
B:loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the heck out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very hot
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
y:loved by evry 1
z:cute
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Lone Wolf
He waits alone, amidst the cold and snow,
Waiting patiently for that familiar sound.
Where have they gone to..he does not know,
Missing the love, he once had found.
He heard a voice, that of a man,
Then a loud noise, and a yelping cry.
The human spoke of a sickening plan,
Of killing- but for what, the wolf knows not why.
Where have his pups gone, his precious mate.
The Alpha, Omega and Beta, all gone still.
He lets out a mournful howl, realizing their fates,
As the winter air compounds the night's chill.
He hangs his head low, his eyes filled with tears,
He is alone, his howls unanswered in the night sky.
His heart filled with grief, his mind filled with fears,
He can't understand why his packmates had to die.
Now- a lone wolf, he wanders the forest alone,
His head to the ground, he picks up a familiar scent.
His heart quickens, at the sound of a moan,
There he finds her- the one for which he is meant.
His mate, hurt and frightened, lifts her head to the sky,
The wolf's heart breaking as he notices her wounds.
Raising her head, her gaze meets his eyes,
The pain in her eyes, reflected by the light of the moon.
Desperate to help, but not knowing what he can do,
He lays down beside her, and gives her a loving nuzzle.
As she lay helpless, he sighs heavily- as he knows the truth,
His mate's body becomes still, as he gently licks her muzzle.
But, it is too late, she is already gone,
And now, he truly is a lone wolf-- a wolf all alone.
The beautiful wolf has been persecuted for far too long.
SO many lives have been taken and SO many packs torn apart, eternally.
It truly breaks my heart-- for I know that the above poem was not based solely on a recent dream,
but rather, it IS a heart-wrenching reality.
I am a wolf,
running through the trees.
Following the scents,
on the midnight breeze.
I am a wolf,
howling beneath a silver moon.
Hoping that my loyal pack,
will answer back quite soon.
I am a wolf,
standing with my beautiful mate.
We must stand strong and brave,
and face any challenges we meet.
I am a wolf,
Hunting with my pack.
With the young and the old wolves waiting,
for meat to be brought back.
I am a wolf,
and I must kill to survive.
But isn't that something we all must do,
in order to stay alive?
I am a wolf,
withstanding man's fear and hate.
But many have come to love wolves,
and for us that's quite a treat.
I am a wolf,
wild, fierce and free.
Living in forests and mountains,
stretching as far as the eye can see.
I am a wolf,
I'd never want to be anything more.
And I hope that even after I'm gone,
there will be wolves forevermore.
Not the night call for his mate
Nor the full moon instinct howl
This wolf song sings forlorn fate
A lonesome breed on singular prowl
Alone in their wild forest home
Guardians of woodland mystery
High upon timbered mountain tops
They roam deep shadows ranging free
Only the whisper of their silent paw prints
Swift across valley and meadow home
Ancient witness to continental journey
Wildlife pilgrims under starry dome
Darklight Monarchs in silken fur
Royal sanction of Red, Grey and White
World renown majestic and noble
From Alaska to Arabia an awesome sight
This is a poem of what I think about wolves:
The truth about wolves...
is something that many people may not want to hear...
because man is the only reason that wolves don't live in peace.
The truth about wolves...
is that when a wolf kills a sheep, that is grazing in a pasture,
it does it only to survive...
But man sees it has a plague that must be eliminated...
only man is allowed to kill the sheep...
and man does it by the thousands, but not to survive,
only because he can.
The truth about wolves...
is that when wolves fight with other wolves...
only the leaders of the packs fight with each other,
the leaders don't send others to fight their battles,
but mans leaders are cowards who send out others to fight their wars.
The truth about wolves...
is that wolves try and stay as far away from man as possible...
all they want is their own territory, and no more,
but man will not allow them this...
man continues to spread out,
cutting down forests,
building cities in their stead,
and killing wolves as they go.
The truth about wolves...
is that the only reason they might kill a man...
is so man does not kill them.
The truth about wolves...
is that man could learn a lot from them,
if only man would watch.
The truth about wolves...
is that they are superior to man.
If you disagree, answer this...
Who will start wars, that will kill thousands, over some land?
Who will hate someone for how they look, or their beliefs?
Who will kill for no real reason?
Who is never satisfied with what they have?
The truth about wolves...
is though man may think he has more intelligence then them...
wolves live better lives.
The truth is...
that until man can live in peace with wolves...
wolves are superior.
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I saw you there, alone, heading straight west,
Thirsty and exhausted, you needed a rest.
Where were you going on that summer day?
Whatever the case, I was glad to have you stay.
A chance to help a wolf was an honor to me.
But sometimes behind my fence, I wondered if you'd rather be free.
With a beautiful silver coat, and a face of pure white,
How on earth did you always hide in plain sight?
Obedient (for a wolf)... you tried so hard to please.
Eventually I could brush you all over with ease.
The spirit of your wild ancestors could be seen in your eyes.
I think you felt it like I do, every time another wolf dies.
I'm so glad i found you, though our time wasn't long.
Thanks for letting me hear your beautiful wolf song.
I got to touch true wildness, connecting with nature,
Every time I sat with you, stroking your fur.
I hope I made you happy Silver; I tried to keep you well.
The times I saw you experience joy made my heart swell.
I have to let you go now; because your body has given its all,
A wolf like you should be able to stand tall.
You know when you get to heaven you'll be unsteady no more,
Instead of having three legs, you'll again have four.
You will be able to run in meadows, climb mountains, swim in lakes of blue,
But please, in your fun, don't forget to watch over me too.
Run in the moonlight, hop over clouds, feel good again, be strong.
Give my best to those dogs I haven't seen for so long.
I'll keep trying to help the wild wolves; sending donations and writing letters.
It seems like so little, but I hope I can help make things a little better.
I may seem the same, doing my chores in all the weather,
But I'll be changed inside, I will love and miss you forever.
The last howl
That sounded
Was from the wolf's heart
Forever to echo
In his pack's ears
Forever to remind
In their hearts
For a heartless hunter
Rose his gun that day
And his victim was
This wolf his pack
Sings about everyday
The man took his body away
The pack howls
As one
In sorrow
In pain
They shall forever
Remember the wolf
That fell that
One fateful winter day.
The wolves are coming...
Their feet are falling on forgotten paths,
their long-lost voices are filling the sky.
While their yellow eyes cut through the night;
they leave their tracks on the muddy riversides.
The wolves are coming...
The forest whispers of their return,
of their attempt to restore themselves in Creation,
to weave themselves back into the web of life
that connects all living things.
The wolves are coming...
Their teeth are seeking out their pray tonight,
the deer and the elk, the cattle and sheep,
and they will leave blood and bones scattered in their wake.
Yet meat is what they need, so on meat they must feed.
The wolves are coming...
Some of us will greet them with traps and bullets,
others with songs and drums,
Some will say, "Welcome home brother."
others will say, "Be gone killer!"
The wolves are coming...
Some of them will come alone, others will come in packs.
Gray wolves, black wolves, brown wolves, silver wolves,
even white wolves, all coming back,
back to the lands they once roamed.
The wolves are coming...
Some of us will like it, some of us will not.
Some of us will stalk them with cameras,
and others will stalk them with guns.
And then we tremble when they stalk us.
The wolves are coming...
They are clothed in mystery and majesty,
surrounded by our love and hate.
They wander through our thoughts and dreams,
and they appear in our stories and legends.
The wolves are coming...
Their young will play in the meadows,
the old ones will doze in the sun,
and the alphas will watch over them both,
for they are not just a pack, but a family.
The wolves are coming...
Now their howls are echoing in the mountains,
carried by the cold winds down into our logging camps,
our real estate developments, our cities,
and our delusions of conquest.
The wolves are coming...
The snow falls silent as it grows dark.
All you can hear are footsteps of some animal.
The moon rises a full, beaming bright red.
Knowing this the wolves of night start to sing their song of happiness.
The wolves start to howl and yell, singing as it echoes through the forest.
The cast of a silhouette shows upon the moon.
The wolf is in a howling stance, standing with pride.
Wolves start to dance, running around, faster and faster.
The footsteps sounding like a rhythm that keeps on going in the night.
Then the rhythm stops, gunshots of unwanted humans are sound,
and then finally the music is dead.
Have you ever walked outside?
Have you ever heard a wolf cry?
The sky is dark and cold,
Beneath the stars a starving pup,
No one near for him hold.
The cry of the wolf is meant to be heard,
His spirit all around this beautiful world.
Howling in the night,
Needing his mother by his side.
This little wolf gets up wandering around,
Looking for his mother only not to be found.
The howling gets louder but no one comes,
For this little one has no place left to run.
The little wolf cries with no where to hide,
He runs and runs without his mother by his side.
Closer and closer now they are here,
Oh, what are the chances that they may not fear.
We were just hungry, so we ate.
Then one came and my mother met her fate.
Now they are here,
We are about to become one,
In this final frontier.
Oh, where to run.
They have no shame,
They have nothing to gain.
Once again my mother and I one in the same.
Now walk outside.
Have you ever heard a wolf cry?
Listen closely and you will hear,
The howling, oh so near.
One by one they will pass,
Their cries will be heard at last.
They call you nature's majesty
So mysterious, wild and free
As I see your paw prints in the snow
I ponder on the things you know
You are so gentle and kind at heart
How could anyone tear you apart
I hear you at night howling at the moon
To let your family know you'll be home soon
As you search for food for the day
I watch your little ones hard at play
How could anyone think you are a beast
When we are so much alike even to the least
I want to show you how much I care
For I will spread the word on what we share
Your one great enemy is man
I promise to you I'll help them understand
May the Wolf Spirit Grant Us the
Endurance of the Wolf.
Wolf's Faith and Courage
Show Us the Way
To Roam to New Heights.
Wolf's Wisdom Lead Us to
Rely on Wolf's Spirit to Carry Us
Through All of the Earth's Gates.
May the Wolf Howl
Make Us Hear
The Wolf Song,
That Will
Fill Us with Harmony and Guide
Us to Our Destiny
of Awaiting Clouds,
That Whisper Through the Winds,
To Our Wolf's Spirit;
Peace,
That Will Never End.
The blood in my veins is that of yours,
The air you breathe is the same as mine,
I hunt to live, you hunt for sport,
Yet our hearts are to beat as one,
For when are hearts are in time,
The world is at peace,
Yet still you make my heart still,
Until I may be let to breathe again,
The world shall never be at rest.
So let me breathe and roam the land free,
Do you not see how alike we are?
You and me?
Just let me breathe, and be free.
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A poem for the animals and victims of unfounded killings!
Get involved in anyway you can to help the people and animals in your community.
Help us secure a place in this world for everyone, let us beat as one.
I walk the forest and never say goodbye
I can feel the secluded stare upon my tiered face
I see the beauty refelected in its eyes
They live by stelth,They never want to die
I hear the cry as it fades each day
I walk the forest and never say goodbye
Alone, Not me the wolf is at my side
I hear each cry and know I'm not alone
I see the beauty reflected in its eyes
The wolf is knowing as I hear its cry
Makes me calm and takes away my fear
I walk the forest and never say good bye
The wolf holds a secret of our past
It also brings our future near
I don't fear what it wants from me
The sound of the wolf keeps me free
This is my friend forever and a day
I walk the forest and never say good bye
I see the beauty reflected in its eyes
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You have no idea
What you've done
You have no fear
For what you've become
But if you could open your eyes
And actually start to see
You might actually be surprised
At what the world could be
Without you on it,
No longer would they die
For no apparent reason
You have made them all cry
Maybe someday, before it's too late
You can change your ways
And avoid this terrible fate
But, I don't think you will
So I am just waiting until
The last animal is gone
And humans have ruined
Everything for everyone
by: twotooto
The moon shines above
Our beautiful howls ring out
Let us never die
By POSEIDONNEPTUNE
My name is Molly
I'm a cross bread collie
My mum said she loved me
But she sold me today
To a man that said
"you're a mutt go away"
He locked me up in his garden shed
So I'd whimpered and cry
But he told me to die.
Oh boy i wish i could see that blue sky.
I then heard a man shout
"let that dog out"
My master replied
"I think she has died"
So the man walked over and opened the door
And shook his head and shouted
"THIS DOG IS NOT DEAD!"
My master looked worried and tried to run
But the other man was faster and his job was done.
Later that day a lady cam took me to her pound and
Said i was not to blame.
Then a few weeks later i was found a new home were
I was loved and cherished
Never left to perish.
That is my story now you have heard please support
R.S.P.C.A and put this on your profile
Love Molly xxx *lick*
The wolf is a beautiful creature
they could be a useful teacher
our world is full of hate
all a wolf wants is a friend
hoping its life will never end
but when hunters are heartless they meet their fate
they take aim and fire
the situation is dire
Man may have smarts
but wolves have hearts
By: POSEIDONNEPTUNE
I lay here missing everything
Beautiful forests
Open skies and starry nights
How could you take that away?
How could you ruin those sights?
My home, my land
I can't see them today
Or tomorrow, or ever
How can you say
That this is for the best?
Why are you so important?
How am I a pest?
You're not kind
You're cruel
Now I'll never find
The life that was left behind
You took it all away
For yourself to waste
So leave us alone if you may
If you are just going to kill us
Then why do you think your better?
By twotooto
You can call me a beast
But I won't hate you for it
You can think I'm all about violence
I'll forgive you for it
I know that anger is wrong
When you are too blind to know
You haven't heard our song
About everything we have to show
We know of love and peace
Places you cannot go
If you wanted to learn, you could
If you were true, we'd teach you
If you wanted to learn, we would
By twotooto
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Put this pony on your page if you think Horse Slaughter should be banned for good.
Things to do in an elevator
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it..
Day and night we howl together
our snouts pointed to the sky
our howls echo through the trees
we are wolves and we are forever be
if humans were really smart
we would be here forever
but they need a lesson from us
because their hearts are too small
to hold any love at all
for us, the wolves
they hunt us and kill us
for no apparent reason
they are so thoughtless
they don't know that they are ruining it for themselves too
they dont care about animals
we are only pests
they have ruined our land
they have ruined our world
if they wanted to learn they would stop
but too bad they are too dumb to care
if they could leave their pride behind and listen to the wolves
our world would forever change
By POSEIDONNEPTUNE
The day melted into night
Yet even the stars
Can't take away my fright
And pain, and sadness
Hurts with all it's might
Why would man do this?
How can this be right?
We wolves wanted peace
We didn't want to fight
We only wanted to live
In a world of perfect sights
With the wind in out fur
And our eyes full of light
Not that gun that brought blood
To my pack that night
By twotooto
"What have we done?"
What have we done
We should be ashamed
that we have done all this
if we were smart enough
we would look around and realize
what we are doing
we are killing the earth
if we were smart enough
we would realize
that we need to stop what we are doing
we arent just killing animals and plants but
we are killing ourselves too
by polluting, hunting for sport, and cutting down forests
we arent doing good
we are doing evil.
By POSEIDONNEPTUNE
We are wolves,
Strong, living free.
Hunting and eating.
Standing proudly with the pack.
We are wolves.
We are humans,
Trashing, polluting.
We hunt because we can.
How can we even sleep?
We are humans.
By~ pandasandwolves
" Wolves Are Gone"
Humans must take the blame
For all these creatures became
Wolves, living free and wild
All are lost with the trash that was piled
On their own home
This is man's fault alone.
By~ pandasandwolves
Our spirits are broken
All the trees are gone
Man has done this
We are gone
Everyone in the pack
We stand in the sky as stars
Our kind is gone
Out of this world
Into a world of brightness and love
Looking down with pity
At the animals still here in this ruined world of darkness
By POSEIDONNEPTUNE
"Freedom"
Running through the forest
My friends behind me
Everything feels wonderful
When you are wild and free
You look at the sky
At all of the stars to see
And everything is perfect
As perfect as can be
Freedom is something humans do not know
Something they cannot see
Only wolves can know
How to be free
By~twotooto
A World Without Us
What would the world be like without us?
We are killing the earth
Wouldn't it be better with out us?
There would be clean sparkling water all around.
All animals would be plentiful.
There would be no war or spilling blood.
All of the world would be peaceful.
Without us the world would be wonderful
Why can't we learn what we have done
What would the world would be like if we didn't do the things we do?
By POSEIDONNEPTUNE
The Sun rises, and sets.
And I think of you
My lost pack
But what can I do?
Humans stepped in
Their hearts not good or true
They took you all away
Now there's nothing I can do
So I watch the sun go down
Missing you all
My friends, family, my love
You were the ones to fall
I slowly start to leave
This place of broken dreams
I don't know what we did
I guess it was bad, for it seems
That now I have to walk alone
Forever
By~twotooto
" One Day"
One day we will rise up against the treason,
the treason to the world.
What humans are doing to trash it.
It shall be avenged with pride.
One day, but not today.
By~ pandasandwolves
"I Am A Wolf"
I am a wolf,
searching, hunting, sleeping.
I am a wolf,
standing proudly with my mate.
I am a wolf,
glad I'm not a human.
I am a wolf.
by~ pandasandwolves
Look at what you've done
Mountians of animals die beneath the sun
Man has become the blame
For all the world became
Look at what you've done.
By~ pandasandwolves
a kid is beating a puppy with a baseball bat
97% would yell “STOP!!!”
2% would Cheer
1% would take the baseball bat and hit the kid with it and take the puppy to the vet.
Post this on your profile if you are that 1%
If you have ever ran fast into a glass door because u thought it was open copy this and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve ever walked into a pole before copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve ever walked into a doorway that you could’ve clearly dodged, you just weren’t paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you talk to yourself and aren’t afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you still have to make an “L” with your left hand or say “I write with my right hand” to know your right from your left, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still have to think ‘righty tighty, left loosy’ when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.
If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you feel the need to read through someone’s profile even when you don’t know them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever got to the end of my profile, you’re a snoop. (LOL)
The reasons I love Warriors
1. The deaths that make you cry
2. The deaths that make you get up and scream, “YES!!!!”
3. The first loves
4. The forbidden loves
5. The fights between friends and mates
6. The fierce, blood-shedding battles
7. The emotional times
8. The hard times
9. The forgiving moments
10. The prophecies promising much
11. The journeys that were made
12. The regrets in all
13. The evil that plotted
14. The good that overcome
15. The mistakes that were made
16. The murders that chilled you
17. The claws that unsheathed
18. The weakest survivers
19. The stories itself
You see a teenager putting a kitten in to a 750 degree oven
95% of people would yell “QUIT IT!!!!!”
4% would yell “BAKE!!!!!”
1% would push everyone out of the way grab the kitten out of the oven
call 911 have the teens arrested and take the cat to the vet
Put this on your profile if you are that 1%
You say Edward, I say Firestar
You say Bella, I say Sandstorm
You say Jacob, I say Graystripe
You say Werewolves, I say Warriors
You say Vampires, I say Cats
You say the Cullens, I say Kittypets
You say "How romantic!", I say "Mousedung!"
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Reflection
I walk the forest and never say goodbye
I can feel the secluded stare upon my tiered face
I see the beauty refelected in its eyes
They live by stelth,They never want to die
I hear the cry as it fades each day
I walk the forest and never say goodbye
Alone, Not me the wolf is at my side
I hear each cry and know I'm not alone
I see the beauty reflected in its eyes
The wolf is knowing as I hear its cry
Makes me calm and takes away my fear
I walk the forest and never say good bye
The wolf holds a secret of our past
It also brings our future near
I don't fear what it wants from me
The sound of the wolf keeps me free
This is my friend forever and a day
I walk the forest and never say good bye
I see the beauty reflected in its eyes
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H~♦~Help
O~♦~Our
W~♦~Wolves
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Drawing challenge
1. Introduction
2. Purpose
3. Love
4. Friendship
5. Music _/
6. Paper
7. Flowers
8. Sky
9. Beautiful
10. Tears
11. Smile
12. Blood
13. Hand in Hand
14. Cute
15. Sorrow
16. Agony
17. Family
18. Light
19. Dark
20. Solitude
21. Suffer
22. Death
23. Pain
24. Forsaken
25. Sick
26. Bored
27. Wrath
28. Breathe
29. Awake
30. Asleep
31. Daybreak _/
32. Dusk
33. Oblivion
34. Embrace
35. Simplicity
36. Sea _/
37. Forest
38. Longing
39. Redemption
40. Rejection
41. Understanding
42. Misunderstanding
43. Food
44. Illusion
45. Sweet
46. Rain
47. Hot
48. Insanity
49. Tough Luck
50. Creation
51. Universe
52. Royal
53. Time
54. Dreams _/
55. Unreachable
56. Path
57. Memories
58. Chains
59. Numbers
60. School-life
61. Bittersweet
62. Happiness
63. Obsession
64. Will
65. Night
66. Sunset
67. Tropical
68. Words
69. Killing
70. Unrequited
71. Reunion
72. Red
73. Impossible
74. Laughter
75. Locked
76. Sacrifice
77. Hearts
78. Listen
79. Moon and Stars _/
80. Sun and Clouds _/
81. Imperfection
82. Personality
83. The Past and the Future
84. Decision
85. Hold
86. Unspoken
87. 666
88. Prayer
89. Life _/
90. Pride
91. Desire
92. Eyes
93. Wish
94. Freedom
95. Lies
96. Truths
97. Bonds
98. Soul
99. Lost
100. Thanks
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╠╬╬╬╣Who ate My Chocolate????
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This is an cat
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Pεoplε Changε,
Things Go Wrong
But Just Rεmεmbεr.
Lifε Goεs On. <3 :)
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.★███ 30% LOUD..♥
.☆████ 40% RANDOM..♥
.★█████ 50% MUSIC..♥
.☆██████60% CUTE..♥
.★███████ 70% PHSYCO..♥
.☆████████ 90% FUNNY..♥
.★█████████ 100% ME..♥
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Coca cola came to town
diet pepsi shot him down
dr pepper fixed him up
now were drinkin 7-Up
7-Up got the flu
now were drinkin mountain dew
mountain dew fell off the mountain
now were drinkin from the fountain
fountain broke had a stroke
now were drinkin cherry coke
cherry coke lost it's cherry
now were drinkin logan berry
logan berry, lost in sea
now were drinkin iced tea
ice tea died and chocked
now were back to drinkin COKE
♥=Hearts
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✿=Flower
☺=Smiley Face
ღ=Fancy Heart
☆=Star 1
★=Star 2
♣=clover!
♪♫=Music
◦◕‿◕◦=face
Ѽ= apple
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ=butterfly
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