N4t4li3_L0v3
Sketchfu-ing since 05/27/2011 (user #217120)
14, female, single
Sydney, Australia
About N4t4li3_L0v3
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Name: Nat
Height: 5'7
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Brown
Favorites
Colour: Blue
Food: At the moment... probably chocolate
Song: The Best Day by Taylor Swift (either that or Fearless or White Horse)
Fruit: Mandarine
Drink: Lemon squash
Talent: Writing, maths, Rubik's cubes
Snack: Chocolate chip cookies or a muesli bar
Dessert: Ice-cream
Place to go: my bedroom
Singer: Taylor Swift
Book: don't have one
Show: Doctor Who
Crime show: Either Midsomer Murders or New Tricks
Thing to do: Write
Subject: Mathematics
Animal: Cat
☻/ This is Bob.
/▌ Copy and paste him so he can take
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(_).(_) into your profile to help him gain world domination!!!
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If you love Kitteh
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This is Chubby Bunny, if you want to help Chubby Bunny take over the computer world, copy him into your profile!
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.../o_/......./........You cannot tame the wild
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What is your username? N4t4li3_L0v3
Spell it backwards: 3v0L_3il4t4N
Spell it with your elbow: n4tali3-l0v3
Spell it with your eyes shut: N4t4li3_L0v3
Spell it with your forehead: n4t4lop83--o0vge
Spell it with your lips: n4t4lie-l0v3
Spell it with your nose: n4t4li3-l0v3
Your Girl Side:
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Girl personality 6/24 lol
Your Guy Side:
[ ] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ]Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt( I try not to laugh too much... )
[x]You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Girly movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
Boy personality 10/24 wow
96% of girls would die if Justin Beiber jumped off a bridge. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 4% yelling 'JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!'
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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi)Otaku1995(Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10(Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei(not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric(not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, i HATE him)), TeenageNeko ( Gaara of the dessert, Ulquiorra Cifer, Alphonse Elric XD and Rock Lee), ImaginationGirl12 (Ash Ketchum, Gaara of the desert, Naruto, Deidara), metasgirl (Bowser Jr-1- Knuckles-2- MetaKnight-3- Knuckle Joe-3-), KirbyLinkZelda (L, Red Link, Abel) ThatNintendoFangirl -(L from DeathNote , Mr.L from Super Paper Mario*Thank you, Saiiko* Luigi , Shadow from Sonic the Hedgehog, Ron Weasly *yuuuummm...* Link *not anymore D:) Nintooner (OK, OK, here I go... These were all ages ago BTW. Luigi, Yoshi, uh... I think Toad at one point for some reason, I guess Koops, a little, and uhhh I think that's it. OK, my game-crush rant is over, ON TO THE NEXT PERSON!) N4t4li3_L0v3 (Doctor Who, especially David Tennant and slightly Matt Smith. Um... Captain Jack Harkness!!!!! William Johnson, who is my own fictional character - I'm writing a book. NEXT!)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
1.)You talk to yourself a lot.
2.)You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
3.)When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
4.)After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy nuts! This stuff is great for sugar highs...'
5.)You live off of sugar and caffeine.
6.)You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
7.)You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
8.)When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
9.)You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking up pennies.
10.)No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
11.)The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
12.)Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
13.)People think you have A.D.D.
14.)You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
15.)You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
16.)You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
17.)Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
18.)And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy and paste this into your portfolio if you do at least one of these things.
(writing a novel, people!)
If you have ever fallen in love with a certain video game character and hug the tv/computer screen everytime you see that charcter appear, copy and paste this. (I haven't exactly hugged the TV..,)
If you are a tomboy, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yah!)
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (hahahahaha)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (completely!)
"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. (definitely!)
If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile. (only every second of every day!)
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (MYTHBUSTERS RULES!)
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! (lol - longness!)
If you know that November 23, 2011 is the 48th anniversary of Doctor Who, copy and paste this into your profile (best show ever...! I shall celebrate this day!)
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (not really, but anyway)
If you managed to copy and paste too many things, then copy and paste this into your profile. (another one!)
93 percent of Australian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time!)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. (I had writers block for two months recently. :( )
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile! (which should be everyone in the world!)
I like cheese. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile. (gleh!)
If you agree with me when I say randomness is good for your health copy and paste this onto your profile...SALAD!!!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this into your profile. (wait, I was gonna write something after this, but I can't remember what it was... damn)
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
97 percent of teenage girls that loves Twilight would cut themselves if they found out Edward Cullen jumped off a building. If you're one of the 3 percent that would've paid to see it happen, copy and paste to your profile (yeah, and I think Twilight's pretty awesome. I'm Team Jacob, though, if anything. Nah, I stay out of it.)
People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're willing to join Team I-Don't-Give-A-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, Metaknight4ever, laguzgirl13, ThatNintendoFangirl, Nintooner, N4t4li3_L0v3
The question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The normal answer: The amount of wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
My answer: We will never know. Yoshi ate the woodchuck.
If you support Yoshi eating the woodchuck, copy and paste this on your profile. ^^
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much milk could a milkshake shake if a milkshake could shake milk?
how much sun could a sunblock block is a sunblock could block sun?
I'm amazed if you're still reading this. If your profile is massive, copy and paste this onto it.
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if you think the book is always waay better then the movie paste this on your profile
You say Edward, I say Doctor
You say Bella, I say Amy
You say Jacob, I say Rory
You say Washington, I say the TARDIS
You say Vampires, I say Daleks
You say "How Romantic", I say, "Spoilers!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE DOCTOR WHO WAY, WAY MORE THAN TWILIGHT
You say Edward, I say Jack
You say Bella, I say Gwen
You say Jacob, I say Rhys
You say Washington, I say Cardiff
You say Vampires, I say Weevils
You say "How Romantic", I say, "WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL [insert name of favourite character] OFF??!!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE TORCHWOOD WAY, WAY MORE THAN TWILIGHT
You say Edward, I say Percy
You say Bella, I say Annabeth
You say Jacob, I say Luke
You say Washington, I say Camp Half-Blood
You say Vampires, I say Demigods
You say "How Romantic", I say, "Olympus!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE PERCY JACKSON WAY, WAY MORE THAN TWILIGHT
You say Edward, I say Bill
You say Bella, I say Jane
You say Jacob, I say Colin
You say Washington, I say Sydney
You say Vampires, I say Zombies
You say "How Romantic", I say, "Awkward Silence!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE JORKINS WAY, WAY MORE THAN TWILIGHT
You say Edward, I say Pierre
You say Bella, I say Emma
You say Jacob, I say Ryan
You say Washington, I say Blue Mountains
You say Vampires, I say Robot Werewolves
You say "How Romantic", I say, "DON'T EVER CALL HER 'BABY COUSIN'!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE CSECSWO WAY, WAY MORE THAN TWILIGHT
You say Edward, I say Harry
You say Bella, I say Hermione
You say Jacob, I say Ron
You say Washington, I say Camp Hogwarts
You say Vampires, I say Wizards
You say "How Romantic", I say, "Expelliarmus!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER WAY, WAY MORE THAN TWILIGHT
Girls
------------Are Like Apples
--------On Trees. The Best Ones
------Are At The Top Of The Tree
----The Boys Don't Want To Reach
---For The Good Ones Because They
-Are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they Just Get The Rotten Apples
-From The Ground That Aren't As Good,
But Easy. So the apples at the top Think
Something is wrong with Them When In
--Reality, They're Amazing. They Just
---Have To Wait For The Right Boy To
------Come Along, The One Who's
------------Brave Enough To
-----------------Climb All
------------------The Way
-----------------To The Top
----------------Of The Tree
i don't know in what part of the tree I'm in...
1. YOUR REAL NAME
Nat
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Nataizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav colour and fav animal)
Blue Leopard
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
Eileen Fox
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Lovna
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)
Green Fanta
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Averuce
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)
Therese Maurice
9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Davros
Copy and paste to your profile if you've ever...
[x] gotten tape or something stuck to your finger and said "aww it likes me!"
[x] Gone to the bathroom, came out, and said "MY BUSINESS IS DONE!"
[x] Watched Doctor Who or a show you like and either said "I love this show" or "I'M GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!"
[ ] Gotten burnt by something and said "YAY! it burns!!!"
[x] Sang the doom song on a long road trip
[x] Said "Yes... wait a minute... no." when someone asks you a yes or no question.
[ ] Gotten a pimple and announced to your friends; "I shall name it... PUSTULIO!"
[x] Gotten mad at someone for getting the last slice of pizza/soda can and announced silently to your self that someday you will get your revenge.
[ ] Eaten a lot of pizza and announced to your family: "Oh.... I eat too many pizzaaaaaa..."
12 true facts :)))
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. Hi I'm a puppy who loves to play.
I'm Coco a puppy
Chocolate Labrador.
It was a cold January night when my Mama,
Mae has given birth to lovely 4 puppies.
I was one of them.
I was brought to a lovely home.
I have a favorite toy
a purple bouncy ball.
But then our owner
had to move and
gave us away to
a rescue center.
It was a great place
until one sunny March
a lady came and adopted
my sister.
On the car it had a
picture of make-up
and 2 dogs.
The lady didn't seem
so friendly.
It was finally 2 years later.
My sister got adopted
and so did my brother.
Now I only had a Mama and
a sister left.
Then 2 weeks later.
The same car came and the
same lady.
She picked up my Mama.
I was sad and scared.
How can they
do that?
They are taking my Mama again.
I didn't like this
at
all.
Another dog joined our cage.
He is friendly
and enjoys playing
with my sister and me.
It was 2 years later
and I was a big dog now.
My sister is too and
my friend is a little
older than us.
Then again that horrible lady came
back.
She said something
about "Animal Testing"
She picked up a beautiful
kitten. And took him.
But that's not the only
pet she took. She
took my friend too!
It was a year later
I was sitting there
playing with my
purple bouncy ball.
I missed all my
family.
I wish I can go see
them. I hope they
have a nice owner.
But with that lady. I don't
think they have
a nice owner.
I sat there
playing with
my bouncy ball.
Until that stupid
lady came again.
She picked me up.
And took me with her.
They came to
a factory.
It had lots of
make-up and a LOT
of animals.
Men and women
with white coats
came out
of the rooms
picking up animals.
The strange part was they never
returned to their cage.
It was me who was up next.
They took out some
shampoo. It burns!
Get it off me!
Get it off!
Hi I'm Coco!
I didn't see my sister or my favorite purple bouncy ball.
I was tested on.
A----
Thousands of animals die everyday because of testing.
More and more testing companies are opening and that means
more animals will die.
Please spread this story if you are against animal testing.
This story is based on a true story that really happened.
You didnt notice there are only 10 facts.
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U..U
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U..U
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U..U
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.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U
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(^.o^)
(># <)
U...U
You know what, ima eat da waffle. >:]
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╠╬╬╬╣Who ate My Chocolate????
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What? You're *still* reading???
spell out ur name! (see wat the letters in ya name means!!)
A=HOT
B=loves animals
C= good kisser
D=makes ppl laff
E=has gorgeous eyes
F=ppl cute and funny adore u
G=very outgoing
H=easy to fall in love with
I=loves to laff and smile
J=is really sweet
K=really silly
L=eyes to die for
M=makes dating fun, loved by every1
N=is kinda shy and embarrased to talk to bf/gfs parents
O=has one of the best personalities ever
P=popular wit all types of ppl
Q=a hyprocrite
R=good boyfriend or girlfriend
S=cute
T=VERY good kisser
U=very well liked person
V=not judgmental
W=broad minded
X=never let ppl tell u wat 2 do
Y=luved by eyery1
Z=is the coolest person ever!!!!!
N=is kinda shy and embarrased to talk to bf/gfs parents
A=HOT
T=VERY good kisser
A=HOT
L=eyes to die for
I=loves to laff and smile
E=has gorgeous eyes
L=eyes to die for
O=has one of the best personalities ever
V=not judgmental
E=has gorgeous eyes
THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS AN CAT
THIS IS IDIOT CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS FORTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT
now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top..copy and paste if you fell for it :D
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever
1. Hey I Wanted To Tell You Something. Go to 3
2. Go To Number 5 To Find Out
3. Sorry, The Answer Is On 2.
4. I Just Wanted To Say Hi!
5. Okay The Last Time, Go To 4
Copy and paste if you actually followed the instructions!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
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► Play. The Moments
▌▌ Pause. The Memories
■ Stop. The Pain
◄◄ Rewind. The Happiness
Things to do in an elevator:
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it.
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Today I don't feel like doing anything *dodododododo*
I Just wanna lay in my bed~ *dodododododo*
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone~
'Cause today i swear i'm not doing aaaanything~
nothing at all~ooo ooo oo!~ooo ooo oo~ oohoo oooo~ nothing at all ~
¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση’т мαкє уσυ REAL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση’т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση’т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση’т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση’т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση’т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє GAY ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRAIGHT,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя…………………… ………؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
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`·.,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;(｡◕‿‿ ◕｡)Nyan Cat is taking over my life!
Justin Bieber: HI! Would you like an auto graph?
Me: What?
Justin: An Auto Graph. Would you like one?
Me:...Who are you again?
Justin: Are you kidding me? It's me, Justin!
Me: I don't think I know a Justin...
Justin Bieber: JUSTIN! JUSTIN BIEBER!!
Me: Oh. I think I heard that name before...
Justin: yeah...?
Me: Yeah, When my dad was listening to the radio.
You have a really good singing voice.
Justin: Thanks.
Me: Yeah.. So are your a tomboy or something?
Justin: ... What...? A TOMBOY?
Me: Yeah, your wearing boy's clothes.
Justin: . . . O_O
Me:Are you stupid or somethin? T_T*
Justin:......
Me: ya.......Later loser *walks off*
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I bet it would explode!
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If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
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The Percy Jackson Pledge-
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
I LOVE YOU IN BLUE
I LOVE YOU IN RED
BUT MOST OF ALL...
I LOVE YOU IN BLUE
~340 ways to get kicked out of Walmart~
1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!
334.Go to a clerk and say May I speak with your manager When you she takes you to the manager YELL There is no more pants in the storage apartment So i am taking yours!!!PANTS HIM AND RUN IN TO A LADYS DRESSING ROOM
335.Go to the video game section and play the sample video games. When someone walks by and watches you say, "Cmon mom just one more level!"
336. Take a camera from the camera place and act like your a news reporter taking pictures for a news paper
337. Walk into the dressing room (opposite gender) go into a stall somebody is using and say, "I think that looks ugly" and keep doing that until you get kicked out
338. When somebody walks by drop something infront of them thats $30 or more. When they react go to an employee and say, "Somebody broke that!" and when they argue back (if they do) run out of the store.
339. (This one will get you banned from the store) Go to the sports section, take a baseball bat then go to the video game section and break open the glass to a Ps3, Xbox, or Wii. Then just run to another state.
340. Go on the intercom and say, "Gotta go poo-poo!"
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs s!ɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno
ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
So choose your ten favourite characters from anywhere...
I'm just gonna choose the ten main characters in my story. In order.
Then you answer the questions below... Hmm...
1. Jim
2. George
3. Bill
4. Amber
5. Dan
6. Matt
7. David
8. Jane
9. Connor
10. Clem
1. What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: LET ME GO BACK TO SLEEP; I'M NOT GONG TO WORK AT THIS HOUR!!
2. 3 walked into a room, then five seconds later, he/she ran out screaming very loudly. What runs throught your mind?
...What?!... Bill doesn't run out of rooms screaming!!!
3. 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
That would be kinda cute if Amber wasn't married already and she wasn't more than twice Connor's age...
4. 5 cooked you dinner?
Um... Does Dan eat anything other than take-away?
5. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Why is she in hospital??? Why doesn't Bill look after her??? SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED TO BILL AS WELL. AND CONNOR!! *Gasp*
6. 9 made fun of your friends?
He's American. No offense to Americans :D
7. 10 Ignored you all the time?
That's not in her job description... SHE CAN'T DO THAT!
8. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Hmm... Shoot them probably.
9. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Calls Bill.
10. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Something really expensive and stylish that I'll cherish forever... Or he'll forget.
11. You're about to do something that'll make you feel EXTREMELY embarrased. What will 5 do?
Probably not care.
12. 7 is about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?
Oh well... At least it means David got over Jane :D. I'm happy for them (but I never thought Clem would get married...)
13. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He'd probably just let me cry on his shoulder.
14.You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Connor: You go girl! Want me to help you prepare? Or cheat? Nah, that wouldn't be fair... You go girl!
15. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Sit and watch me patiently. Forever...
16. 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
... Um... He't not. That would be 3.
17. 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9?
Um... That isn't a question. I have nothing to say.
18. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you
get along?
Probably.
19. Would 5 and 6 ever kiss?
OMG yes!!! You read my mind... How do you do that?? Actually, they may not kiss. Maybe. Dunno...
20. 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Tell him to cut it out and get back to work. That's probably what Jim would do...
21. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Aw, he's cute when he's staring at stuff. Except me. This is just strange...
22. 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will
you tell him/her?
JUST ASK BILL OUT FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!
23. 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Aw, that's so cute! I would probably go out with him - he's only three years older than me. :)
24. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Whoa-ok. I suppose that's ok, I mean he did save her life and they've known each other for four years... But I'm not quite sure if he's thirty-two years older than her, twenty-eight years older than her, or if she's about one hundred and forty years older than him. I suppose that means it doesn't matter... BUT SHE'S TEN!!!
25. Could 1 & 6 be soul mates?
They're pretty good friends, but... nah!
26. How would you feel if 2 married 3?
W. H. A. T. . T. H. E. . H. E. L. L.
27. Make up a summary of a 3/10 Fanfic.
Bill feels depressed. Bill talks to Clem. Clem gives Bill some advice. Bill takes Clem's advice. Bill feels better.
28. What might 10 scream at in a moment of great passion?
Um... I can't really imagine her screaming...
29. How emo is 7?
Not at all.
30. Have you ever read a 6/7 fanfic before?
No. Nor have I written one. But I might. They get along well.
32. 4 is asked to go on a date with 3. What's 4's reaction?
Er... Is this work-related. If it is, I suppose I have to. But if I don't... I'M MARRIED!
33. 9 & 1 fight. Who wins?
Jim, of course. After about one second.
34. 1 & 8 team up to do both of their dreams? What are their dreams?
I suppose Jim wants the other nine to be happy and safe and Jane just wants Bill. Jim's gonna help Jane and Bill together!! :D
35. Would 2 trust 5?
With some things, I suppose. Dan is pretty trustworthy.
36. 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Nothing.
37. 5 & 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study
will they pick?
Do they have to do the same thing? Something to do with technology...
38. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
They would try to make something really complicated and extravagant and then give up and buy a pizza.
39. 7 & 9 apply for a job. What job?
Do they have to have the same job? Hmm... They could work at a medical clinic. Connor would be the doctor and David would be the receptionist.
40. 8 gives 5 a haricut. Is that okay?
That's a bit... strange. But I suppose it could happen...
41. 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
No. Connor is good at being able to tell who people like and if he drew who Matt liked... well... I dunno... I have no idea!!
42. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Clem blushing?? This I gotta see! Hmm...
43. 1 accidentally kicked 10?
Clem can handle it. Where is the question in that?
44. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
George doesn't have a Bf/Gf...
45. 5 and 6 did a workout together?
No. And that's not a question.
46. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?
Matt: Hey, what's up with that?
Me: You're not real.
Matt: Oh.
47. 7 won the lottery.
Once again - NOT A QUESTION. No idea what he would do. Probably redecorate his office.
48. 8 has a big secret?
Yeah - she loves Bill. That's not much of a secret, though... Hmm... Nope.
49. 9 became a singer?
That could work.
50. 10 got a daughter?
That is NOT possible. Who the hell is the dad?
51. How would 3 greet 4?
With a really bad joke that is relevant to the last time they were talking.
52. What would 4 envy about 5?
Dan's allowed to hack into police files.
53. What dream would 5 have about 6?
Hmm...
54. What do 6 & 7 have in common?
They're both guys and they work together. That's about it. Hmm... They both have a sister...?
55. What would make 7 angry at 8?
Nothing.
56. Where would 8 meet 9?
At work.
57. What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That she's cute. Even though she wouldn't really mind...
58. What would make 10 scared of 1?
Nothing.
59. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
...? I dunno.
60. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
That would be pretty normal... They would... have dinner?
61. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
That would never happen.
62. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? Why did they gang up on him?
That's normal. He was being an idiot. Again.
63. 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
He probably couldn't care less.
64. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
DEFINITELY!!
65. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Depends where they are... Probably teleport back home and get some. Unless this is before book five...
66. While they're camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?
If Bill was there instead of dan they would all sing, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family." etc. But Bill isn't there so they would probably just hide inside their tent.
67. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale/ how does it go?
It would have a good moral to it. Dunno what it would but, though.
68. 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue him/her. What happens?
Clem wouldn't go on a rescue. That would be a job for... everyone else!
69. 3 starts a day care centre. What happens?
He wouldn't. He just wouldn't.
70. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?
He would have left and David would have taken over. David's making jam doughnuts and coffee.
71. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Wow... 'cos Jane would actually be jealous. Once she got over the strangeness of BILL falling in love with MATT.
72. 7 Kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release? What is it?
David kidnapping George? What does Dan have that David want... that she would give him for George...? That just doesn't work.
73. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
That's plausible. Dan would say no.
74. 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at 9?
George's best friend is Matt!!! Maybe this is later when George's best friend is [spoiler]. George couldn't do anything because Bill would kill George if he did anything to Connor.
Well, that was... fun? Hmm.
I'm gonna do that again with my other story!
1. Myfi
2. Myfi's best friend that doesn't have a name yet
3. Denny (Purple)
4. Marcus (Red)
5. Wilma (Orange)
6. Canton (Yellow)
7. Everett (Green)
8. Larissa (Blue)
9. Moriarty (White)
10. Neptune (Black)
1. What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I would go back to sleep.
2. 3 walked into a room, then five seconds later, he/she ran out screaming very loudly. What runs throught your mind?
This is a dream... Right?
3. 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
That would be an interesting marriage. They do work well together... Plausible.
4. 5 cooked you dinner?
Not a question...
5. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
That's not possible. What the hell?
6. 9 made fun of your friends?
That would happen. I wouldn't do anything because Moriarty is more powerful than me.
7. 10 Ignored you all the time?
I would complain to Denny.
8. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
She can't help me with that. She'd probably panic.
9. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Calls Larissa.
10. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
My birthday is none of his business.
11. You're about to do something that'll make you feel EXTREMELY embarrased. What will 5 do?
Depends what I'm about to do.
12. 7 is about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?
Um... WHAT?
13. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Grow some flowers for me. :)
14.You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
He wouldn't.
15. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Try and clam me down. Depending on what I'm laughing about...
16. 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
In a strange way, that actually makes sense. In a literal sense, though.
Myfi is based on me and I'm always in my own dreams so I guess she is all I've ever dreamed of. Strangely.
17. 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9?
Well... That's strange.
18. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you
get along?
So he takes me to a graveyard, yeah? His parents are dead!
19. Would 5 and 6 ever kiss?
No.
20. 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Tell Denny.
21. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
At least he's a guy...
22. 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will
you tell him/her?
JUST ASK EVERETT OUT FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!
23. 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Delete.
24. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
That could happen. *shrug*
25. Could 1 & 6 be soul mates?
No.
26. How would you feel if 2 married 3?
Me: Hey De...
Myfi: HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY DENNY??!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!
27. Make up a summary of a 3/10 Fanfic.
Nah.
28. What might 10 scream at in a moment of great passion?
I dunno. I haven't thought much about Neptune's personality.
29. How emo is 7?
Not at all!
30. Have you ever read a 6/7 fanfic before?
No. :P
32. 4 is asked to go on a date with 3. What's 4's reaction?
What?
33. 9 & 1 fight. Who wins?
Moriarty, duh!
34. 1 & 8 team up to do both of their dreams? What are their dreams?
I have no idea.
35. Would 2 trust 5?
Definitely!
36. 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
That wouldn't even happen!
37. 5 & 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study
will they pick?
Geography.
38. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
???
39. 7 & 9 apply for a job. What job?
That just wouldn't happen.
40. 8 gives 5 a haricut. Is that okay?
Yes.
41. 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
No.
42. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Moriarty doesn't blush.
43. 1 accidentally kicked 10?
Myfi: Sorry.
Neptune: It was an accident. Meh.
44. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Poor 2...
45. 5 and 6 did a workout together?
That could happen. NOT A QUESTION!
46. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?
I wouldn't not invite him!
47. 7 won the lottery.
And...?
48. 8 has a big secret?
Nope.
49. 9 became a singer?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50. 10 got a daughter?
Possibly...
51. How would 3 greet 4?
With a nod and a handshake, probably.
52. What would 4 envy about 5?
Fire.
53. What dream would 5 have about 6?
They were working together with everyone else...?
54. What do 6 & 7 have in common?
They're pretty similar, actually.
55. What would make 7 angry at 8?
Nothing.
56. Where would 8 meet 9?
At the camp.
57. What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Nothing.
58. What would make 10 scared of 1?
Nothing.
59. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
...?
60. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
They have dinner. Stupid question...
61. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Marcus wins hands down. And if he doesn't, Neptune will be sorry...
62. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? Why did they gang up on him?
Because they want to kick him out of the camp and run it themselves. Aw! :(
63. 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
She would laugh. But that would never happen anyway!
64. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Yup! :P
65. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Well... they have water!
66. While they're camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?
Barney isn't real.
67. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale/ how does it go?
Dunno. It could be anything.
68. 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue him/her. What happens?
Wilma wouldn't get trapped in a cave and, if she did, Neptune wouldn't be the one rescuing her.
69. 3 starts a day care centre. What happens?
He doesn't have time to start a day care centre!
70. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?
She decided not to.
71. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Larissa would only be jealous if it was Everett. And Denny would never fall in love with Canton!
72. 7 Kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release? What is it?
That wouldn't happen! Marcus or Moriarty aren't even involved!
73. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Wilma would only go because it's Moriarty. He could make anyone start yoga.
74. 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at 9?
2's best friend is Myfi! She can't get him back, because she's scared of him, but she's be pretty mad. Denny would get him back.
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.........║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
.........║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
.........║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
.........║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
.........║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
.........║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
.........║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
.........║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα
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Pick the month your birthday is:
>> January-------I kicked
>> February------I loved
>> March--------I karate chopped
>> April----------I licked
>> May----------I jumped on
>> June----------I smelled
>> July-----------I did the Macarena With
>> August--------I had lunch with
>> September----I danced with
>> October-------I sang to
>> November-----I yelled at
>> December-----I ran over
>>
>> Pick the day (number) your birthday is:
>> 1-- -----a birdbath
>> 2-------a monster
>> 3-------a phone
>> 4-------a fork
>> 5-------a snowman
>> 6-------a gangster
>> 7-------my mobile phone
>> 8-------my dog
>> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>> 10-------my neighbor
>> 11-------my science teacher
>> 12-------a banana
>> 13 -------a fireman
>> 14-------a stuffed animal
>> 15-------a goat
>> 16-------a pickle
>> 17-------your mom
>> 18-------a spoon
>> 19-------a smurf
>> 20-------a baseball bat
>> 21-------a ninja
>> 22-------Chuck Norris
>> 23-------a noodle
>> 24-------a squirrel
>> 25-------a football player
>> 26-------my sister
>> 27-------my brother
>> 28-------an ipod
>> 29-------a surfer
>> 30-------a llama
>> 31-------A homeless guy
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>> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>> White---------because I'm cool like that.
>> Black---------because that's how I roll.
>> Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
>> Red-----------because the voices told me to.
>> Blue-----------because I'm cool and I do what I want.
>> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
>> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
>> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
>> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>> Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
>> Brown---------because I can.
>> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
>> None----------because I can't control myself
Me: I smelled my neighbour because I'm crazy.
Jim: I loved a surfer because I think I need some serious help.
George: I danced with a goat because I'm cool and I do what I want.
Bill: I loved a baseball bat because I'm cool like that.
Amber: I licked a phone because I'm AWESOME!
Dan: I did the Macarena with Chuck Norris because that's how I roll.
Matt: I karate chopped my neighbour because the voiced told me to.
David: I sang to a fork because I'm AWESOME!
Jane: I did the Macarena with a baseball bat because I'm crazy
Connor: I sang to an ipod because I'm cool like that.
Clem: I sang to your mum because I'm cool like that.
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