MistyStar

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Sketchfu-ing since 06/18/2010 (user #91028)

16, female, single

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About MistyStar

*** AWESOME HORSE QUOTES ***

There's nothing so good for the inside of a man as the outside of a horse. - Ronald Reagan

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A bad day riding is better than a good day fishing.

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A Dog looks up to a man, a cat looks down on a man, but a patient horse looks a man in the eye and sees him as an equal.

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A dog may be man's best friend, but the horse wrote history.

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A fly, sir, may sting a stately horse, and make him wince; but one is but an insect, and the other a horse still.
- Samuel Johnson

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A good rider can hear his horse speak to him, a great rider can hear his horse whisper, but a bad rider won't hear his horse even if it screams at him.

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A horse doesn't care how much you know until he knows how much you care.
- Pat Parelli

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A horse is an angel without wings.

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A horse is like a best friend. They`re always there to nuzzle you and make your life a better place.

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A horse is like a violin. First it must be tuned, and when tuned, it must be accurately played.

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A polo pony is like a motorbike with a mind of its own, weighing half a ton.

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A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.

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Arabians: A little bit of everything perfect.
- Amanda Ferber

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Bread may feed my body, but my horse feeds my soul.

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Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse.
- Danish Proverb

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Closeness, friendship, affection - keeping your own horse means all these things.
- Bertrand Leclair

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Feeling down? Saddle up, It is the only cure.

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Give a horse what he needs and he will give you his heart in return.

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Give me food and drink; and care for me. And when the day's work is done, shelter me. Give me a clean bed and leave me not too small a place in the stable. Talk to me, for your voice often takes the place of reins. Be good to me and I shall serve you more gladly and love you.

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He knows when you are happy. He knows when you are proud. He also knows when you have a carrot.

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has, which keeps it from betting on people.
- W. C. Fields

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Horse... if God made anything more beautiful, he kept it for himself.

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With flowing tail, and flying mane,
Wide nostrils never stretched by pain,
Mouths bloodless to the bit or rein,
And feet that iron never shod,
And flanks unscarred by spur or rod,
A thousand horse,the wild,the free,
Like waves that blow o'er the sea.

-Lord Byron
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Ah, steeds, steeds, what steeds! Has the whirlwind a home in your manes? Is there a sensitive ear, alert as a flame, in your every fiber? Hearing the familiar song from above, all in one accord you strain your bronze chests and, hooves barely touching the ground, turn into straight lines cleaving the air, and all inspired by God it rushes on! ~Nikolai V. Gogol

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My name is faith
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Faith
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me. Paste this if ur against child abuse

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Funny Warrior Comics!!!

Crowfeathers Problem

Feathertail: Oh Crowfeather! Crowfeather! Crowfeather Crowfeather Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: WHAT?!
Feathertail: I luffs joo!
Nightcloud: Nu-uh. You did NOT just say that. Crowfeather is MY mate!
Leafpool: He loves me more!
Breezepaw: Mama? What's going on?
Crowfeather: I like you all!
Nightcloud: Well I actually had kits with him! He loves me most!
Leafpool: Crowfeather, stop ignoring your responsibilities!
Crowfeather: What responsibilities?
*Jaypaw, Hollypaw, and Lionpaw walk in*
Leafpool: Them!
Crowfeather: ...o-o
Leafpool: Your KITS!
Breezepaw: What? You, ThunderClan apprentices, are you confused?
ThunderClan apps: Yeah.
Leafpool: Kits, be quiet!
Lionpaw: Hey! You aren't our mother! You can't tell us what to do!
Leafpool: I am.
Jaypaw: What? Squirrelflight is our mom!
Hollypaw: And Brambleclaw is our dad!
Crowfeather: I'm your father.
Leafpool: Remember how Squirrelflight's milk never came? She wasn't the mother.
Nightcloud: HEY! Don't forget me!
Feathertail: Or ME!
Crowfeather: You're dead, go away.
Feathertail: *gasp* o-o
Crowfeather: You heard me, SCRAM!
Feathertail: Fine, expect the worst of luck for YOU! *pewfs*
Nightcloud: How could you love that wretch of a medicine cat??! She's a medicine cat for StarClan's sake!
Crowfeather: She looked like Feathertail okay?!
Leafpool: You liked me because of my LOOKS?
Crowfeather: *shuffles paws* Maybe.
Leafpool: *scoff* Children, we're leaving!
Breezepaw: Does that include me?
Lionpaw: We don't wanna go!
Hollypaw: *eyes narrow* I can't believe our father is a WindClan cat!
Lionpaw: Get over it! You can't always follow the Warrior Code.
Hollypaw: Then I wouldn't be a warrior, would I?
Jaypaw: Many cats are warriors, though they break the code every once and a while.
Breezepaw: I guess you guys are my siblings now huh?
Hollypaw: Yeah.
Lionpaw: You're not such a bad cat.
Jaypaw: I agree with him.
Breezepaw: You guys aren't so bad either.
Leafpool: Nightcloud, he loves me MOST because we had THREE kits!
Nightcloud: But he is ALLOWED to be my mate! He is IN MY CLAN!
Leafpool: Does that really matter?
Nightcloud and Hollypaw: Yes!
Leafpool: Hollypaw, why are you taking her side?
Hollypaw: I want to always follow the Warrior Code, even if my flthy no-good parents who didn't want me and thrust me on their sister's shoulders didn't!
Leafpool and Crowfeather: O__O
Lionpaw: Hey Breezepaw, wanna join ThunderClan?
Breezepaw: I don't think I could live under all those trees. But you can come join WindClan.
Hollypaw: Or we could all join RiverClan!
Jaypaw: They have trees and moors.
Lionpaw: And fish!
Breezepaw: You like fish?
Lionpaw: Yup! ^__^
Breezepaw: *gasp* Me too! ^__^
Jaypaw: They don't taste gross?
Hollypaw: ShadowClan eats toads!
Breezepaw: Ewwww!
Crowfeather: That's IT! I hate mates! Goodbye Nightcloud, Goodbye Leafpool.
Leafpool and Nightcloud: O__O
Feathertail: I told you he was a filthy pile of fox dung!
Leafpool and Nightcloud: *nod nod*
Feathertail: I found myself a better mate!
*Tigerstar walks in*
Tigerstar: Hello my love.
Feathertail: Hello dear!
Tigerstar: Shall we leave this place and go to a private meadow of our own in the skies?
Feathertail: Sure!
*Tigerstar twines tail with Feathertail and they leave*
Leafpool: Wanna go claw Crowfeather's fur off?
Nightcloud: Yes!
Hollypaw: I want to!
Lionpaw: Me too!
Breezepaw: Me three!
Jaypaw: Ah why not, Me four!
*All stalk off to get Crowfeather*

The REAL reason Hollyleaf killed Ashfur
Ashfur:*walks up to Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw*
Squirrelflight:*sighs*What is it now,Ashfur?
Ashfur:I wanted to sing you a song.
Hollyleaf:*walks up to them*
Squirrelflight:Um....uh.....Okay......
Ashfur:All right,HAWKFROST!
Hawkfrost:Huh?OH!*pulls a piano into the clearing**starts playing the first notes to "Baby"by Justin Beieber*
Hollyleaf:Oh god,no!Not Justin Beiber!
Ashfur:I know you love me!
Hawkfrost:Oh!
Ashfur:I know you care!
Hawkfrost:Uh-huh!
Ashfur:Just shout whenever!----AND I'LL BE THERE!!You want my love!You want my heart!And we will never ever ever be apart!*starts singing the chourus*
Squirrelflight:Umm....Wtf?
Hollyleaf:AHHHH!!!
Hawkfrost:When I was thirteen,I had my first love.*starts singing the rest of that part*And then I said-
Brambleclaw:*attacks Hawkfrost and kills him*
Ashfur:Baby,baby baby!No-oo!
Hollyleaf:AHHHH!!!*kills Ashfur*

Tigerstar's REAL death!!!

Tigerstar: Hawkfrost! Brambleclaw!
HF & BC: *Pull out guitars*
Tigerstar: FIRESTAR, I DEDICATE THIS TO YOU I'M SORRY!
HF & BC: *Start playing multiple instruments*
Firestar:.Umm, Wtf..?
Tigerstar: *Takes deep breath*
BABY
BABY
BABY
OHHHH
BABY
BABY
BABY
NOOOOOO
Snowkit: OMG!!!! *Rolling on ground, turns deaf*
Longtail: *Turns blind*
Sorrelkit: *Eats death Berries to spare self from the song*
Brightpaw & Swiftpaw: *Throw self at dogs* SAVE US!
Scourge: *Turns freakishly evil and eats Tigerstar* Show's over, folks. See y. *Pads away*
Snowkit: *Gets carried away by a hawk*
Firestar: Damn.

How to annoy FireStar

"Firestar, Firestar!" Graystripe ran into the leaders den forcing a sad look onto his smiling face.

"What is it Graystripe?" Firestar replied sleepily, lifting his head up from his nest. He jumped up to listen to what Graystripe had to say.

"Sandstorm was out hunting and she got hit on the Thunderpath!" He mewed. "Cinderpelt wasn't able to save her." He added as miserably as possible.

"W-What? Noooooooo!" Firestar collapsed on the floor wailing.

"Not really!"

"Huh? Graystripe? Where'd you go? Is Sandstorm ok? Graystripe!" A vicous growl rose from Firestar's throat. He was thoroughly annoyed.

"Firestar? How do I put this. . . Tigerstar found a way to enter Brambleclaw's body and control it!"

"What?"

"AAARGH! IT'S BRAMBLECLAW!" Firestar ran off screaming.

"What's he doing?" Brambleclaw asked.

"He thinks you're like your father."

"What? I thought we'd been through this! Grrrrrrrrr!"

Firestar and Brambleclaw stood facing eachother. Brambleclaw looked savage. Firestar looked terrified.

"Oh, uh, Firestar?" Graystripe whispered.

"What?" Firestar trembled.

"I forgot to say something to you."

"Again, what?"

"I was just kidding. But now Brambleclaw's gonna claw your ears off." Graystripe backed away. Brambleclaw advanced and, well, you get the picture.

"Graystripe. I am very, very annoyed with you." Firestar stared at Graystripe, his eyes like the metal on his cruches.

"YAY!" Graystripe jumped in the air and whacked Firestar on the head.

"Ow."

TigerStars Mates

Goldenflower.

Her name hisses against my lips.

Just thinking of all that smooth, choppy fur, a sandy apricot color, smelling warm and milky, like she had never quite washed away the foamy white ring around her muzzle from suckling as a kit...makes me shudder. Her amber eyes, widely almond-shaped with dilated pupils like she was still a small newborn in the nursery, just emanating innocence. Yes, she was my first mate, who produces mixed feelings in me...for various reasons.

For instance, she has always been squealy and flaky, which, before my dominating days, was rather cute and entertaining to watch. I watched other warriors take advantage of her being slow at catching on, tying grass blades to her tail in her sleep and wondering how long it would take before she realized there was some extra weight to the rear. And when she did notice, all she did was laugh...sometimes not even bothering to fix whatever had disturbed her.

Goldenflower...Goldenpaw then...was very small for her age, easily distracted by petty things such as butterflies flitting through the air, or a dandelion puff seed floating. She would often giggle at random things, sometimes at things that didn't even make sense, like the way Redpaw had no brown spots on one side but did on the other. She was a strange one, that Goldenpaw, optimistic and rarely made upset. Only in serious situations did her unaware cheeriness seem to lag back, her eyes stretching wide as fear welled up in her.

She was also a bit annoying. For two reasons...one: her un-warrior like personality, always talking about something else and sliding a conversation into something much less imporant. Patrolling the borders, if we catch a RiverClan scent on one of our trees, she starts babbling about flowers. Flowers! Seriously, she-cats can be irritatingly accustomed to she-catly things sometimes, but Goldenpaw...Goldenpaw was just plain horrific the way she changed the subject.

The second reason was because she had developed a kitty crush on me in our early moons. She would stare at me with those amber eyes of hers and follow me around like a sick puppy dog, gasping and beaming in delight whenever I turned to face her. I catch a mouse and carry it over to the prey pile, she shrieks and harps on how what a good hunter I am for the rest of the morning. Sometimes I would pray to StarClan to make it stop.

But one part of me liked this flakiness, this drowsy unawareness of what was going on around her, like she was trapped in a shell...a mystical world...that no cat else could enter. It mystified me. I wanted to find out more about her, stare past those amber eyes. She inspired me for my power. Even I, all-powerful dictator Tigerstar, have my soft days. There were times I could not bear the fact that I was betraying my Clan...and I would remind myself...it's all for Goldenflower.

Even though I knew it wasn't true.

I knew in my heart that when I had gone against my Clan, I had gone against everybody...including my mate. Sometimes it burns to remember the desperate look on her face when it happened, when I had stood in front of my Clan smothered in bloody wounds, facing Bluestar's piercing words. Bluestar. The one I had been deputy to, the one I had served, digging the chill of exile into my being. Sometimes I seethe when I think about her ignorance, the refusal I endured from Darkstripe and Longtail and all the rest of ThunderClan...and sometimes Goldenflower, for sinking her claws in and sticking to her Clan instead of her mate that she loved.

I am also proud of the two kits Goldenflower and I had together...Bramblekit and Tawnykit. Bramblekit was a pure copy of me, missing only my scars. Tawnykit seemed too meager and affected to be a follower in my pawsteps, so I was determined to guide my son instead. My daughter, I thought, would be happier in a place she could always call home, and I didn't want to deprive her of that. But after a while, I began to realize that Bramblekit was a state softie, stuck to his Clan like a leech, like his mother had. It must be true that daughters inherit their genes from their fathers, because Tawnykit ended up being the one who joined ranks in ShadowClan with me. I could tell she was tired of cats basing her on my violent past, and I even felt a little sorry for her. That's when I thought up the brilliant idea of convincing her to join ShadowClan. No, she didn't just go off on her own, as I stated to the ThunderClan kitties who came sniffing at her trail...I planted the seed of her leaving, making her think she'd never be happy where she was. Could she have? Maybe, but that's not my problem. I think it was only fair that I got to keep one of our children, instead of Goldenflower confiscating them from me. Anyway, I relished the look on those ThunderClan cat's faces when they found out Tawnypaw had skipped off on her own...and not been catnapped.

But it stings a little to imagine the look on Goldenflower's face when she found out that Tawnypaw wasn't coming back.

The only spark of hope I saw in Bramblepaw was that he stood up strong instead of crumbling at the fact that his sister refused to return to her Clan, and that he managed to build up a pretty good flame of ambition in his belly once he became a warrior. Though Brambleclaw probably got his amber eyes from my side, when I look into them, I see the siftyness of Goldenflower's eyes, not mine, with the same almond shape. I also noticed that he has a tendency to flick his ears when he's sitting still in a restless sort of way, just like Goldenflower.

Goldenflower.

Flaky apprentice, cheery queen. My first mate and a cat I felt true love for. I might be the all-powerful Tigerstar, the one who craves nothing but ambition, but I have let you on a little secret...I have a weakness for dumb, clueless, apricot queens, and for wide-set amber eyes.

Funny ThunderClan moment

Brambleclaw sat down to eat his meal when a rocket flew in to camp and carried him away. It blew up five seconds later. A random cat walked in singing Frontline.

It's not like I'm walking alone into the valley of the shadow of death
Stand beside one another, 'cause it ain't over yet
I'd be willing to bet that if we don't back down
You and I will be the ones that are holding the Crown in the end
When it's over, we can say, "Well done"
But not yet, 'cause it's only begun
So, pick up, and follow me, we're the only ones
To fight this thing, until we've won
We drive on and don't look back
It doesn't mean we can't learn from our past
All the things that we mighta done wrong
We could've been doing this all along
Everybody, with your fists raised high
Let me hear your battle cry tonight
Stand beside, or step aside
We're on the frontline
And we'll be carrying on, until the day it doesn't matter anymore
Step aside, you forgot what this is for
We fight to live, we live to fight
And tonight, you'll hear my battle cry
We live our lives on the frontlines
We're not afraid of the fast times
These days have opened up my eyes
And now, I see where the threat lies
We've got to lead the way

Firestar looked at the random cat and slapped him on the face.

"Dustpelt, we are NOT in battle! Stop singing it" he growled. Dustpelt rolled his eyes. Then Foxpaw started to sing the song Riot…

Firestar growled, his claws digging in to the ground.
"Stop singing Foxpaw it's driving me mad!" he growled.

"Sorry, but it is in my iPod on replay," he whispered. Firestar just flicked his tail in annoyance. The clan had been acting strangely since they found out about the secret store,where Firestar stored his sugar. He remembered what he had found that day...

*Flashback*

Firestar was walking to his secret cave when he heard several high pitched strolled into his secret storage cave. Firestar found Brairkit,Blossumkit and Bumblekit all bouncing off the walls. But it wasn't just the kits that was bouncing off the walls. The Warriors and Apprentices was running around, screaming about seeing Tigerstar and Darkstripe. Firestar then saw that the whole clan was having a sugar rush.

*End of Flashback*

Firestar looked at his sugar high clan."Hey,has anyone seen Brambleclaw?" he asked. Then another random cat yowled back to Firestar:
"I saw him by the purple rock,eating when a flying tree took him somewhere. Probably he's at that River place again."Firestar glared at the cat.
"But why would he go to Riverclan? He's the deputy of Thunderclan"asked Firestar."Firestar,I'm here"wailed a ragged Brambleclaw. The clan looked at the ragged deputy."How did you survive the flying tree thingy?" asked another random cat.

20 ways to freak out Firestar

1 – Tell him his Teddy bear's on fire

2 – Actually set light to his teddy bear

3 – Dress up as Tigerstar and run through the forest chasing him

4 – Tell him that it's against the warrior code to have kittypets in his clan

5 – Repeat step 3, but dress up as Scourge

6 – Feed Squirrelflight to a bunch of foxes

7 – Feed Leafpool to a bunch of foxes

8 – Convince a load of twolegs to storm into the Thunder clan camp and destroy everything

9 – Resurrect Tigerstar, Scourge, Darkstripe, Brokenstar and Hawkfrost

10 – Show everyone at a gathering Firestar's pink fairy tutu

11 – Make him watch Sandstorm make-out with Dustpelt

12 – Throw his teddy bear into the lake

13 – Tear up the Robert Pattison posters in his den

14 – Tear up the Kristen Stewart posters in his den

15 – Make Tigerstar say to him 'Firestar I am your father'

16 – Post the videos of Firestar playing with his My little ponies on Youtube

17 – Convince him that his diarrhoea is a sign from Star clan

18 – Convince him to locate and rebuild the forgotten clan – Gullible Clan

19 - Force him to listen to Justin Beiber's 'baby' over and over again

20 – Set him on fire and scream "BURN KITTY BURN"

Cinderheart's SMS

Cinderheart charged her pawphone and realised she had 4 messages.1 from Lionblaze,

1 from Firestar, 1 from Sorreltail and 1 from Leafpool.

She opened the 1 from Lionblaze and it said: Hi dear. Can we go hunting after my dawn patrol?

She replied: Sure thing. If you are not too tired or need to go apperentice training.

She opened Firestar's message and sighed: Do you know where is Sandstorm?

Use your nose!

P.S She is in ThunderClan as far as I know.

She clicked send.

She banged her head on a tree as she read Sorreltail's message: How are you and Lionblaze? I would like to be a grandmother soon!

You will have to wait for that!

Love ya.

-Cinderheart

She grumbled and sent it.

Leafpool's message: Are we still friends?

Reply: If you don't do your gas in front of me when I eat.

Cinderheart smiled having a phone is convenient but you receive many junks too. She left her pawphone to charge as she went to get some fresh-kills.

FireStars typing issues

"Hmm…" Firestar said, annoyed. "I wonder how this thing works…"

Very recently, all leaders and medicine cats received a sign from StarClan, telling them that they must have laptops to communicate with each other instead of having to go every full moon to the Gathering, so instead, they could go to the Gathering every two moons from then on. Firestar, being a goody goody and all, thought of it as a stupid and mad idea, but then, Twolegs suddenly came in and dumped a whole load of laptops in between ThunderClan and ShadowClan territory, and Firestar soon had to accept that they were going to use laptops for practically, the rest of their lives. Every cat in all the Clans (except the kits, of course) got a laptop, so… there it was.

Firestar was still learning how to use the computer. The rest of the Clan had learnt quickly how to use it and type really fast, but Firestar was still stuck on how to even turn the damn thing on. "This thing is god damn useless!" he spat to himself. "How in the world of StarClan am I suppose to use this junk when I don't even know how to turn it on?"

…

"I've logged on to Cat Communications!" Squirrelflight cheered. "I recommend that you all have it!"

"Nah…" Ashfur replied. "I'm going on Facebook."

"You're all stupid!" Brambleclaw snapped. "Go on MSN!"

"I've got all three!" Sandstorm declared proudly, showing proof to her three arguing Clanmates.

While they were arguing and talking about what they were talking about, Toadstep had called Rosepetal over and meowed, "Go on Youtube! It's so cool! We can watch videos of stupid Twolegs and funny things that look like creatures with black outlines on them and have big funny eyes (cartoons)!" Rosepetal smiled and started going on Youtube, typing it up on Google search in just one second.

…

Meanwhile, Firestar had finally found the button to turn the 'god damn useless piece of junk' and was waiting to log on and start doing what the rest of the Clan was doing.

…

Sandstorm checked her Facebook profile. Ashfur had posted on her wall, saying: Has Firestar got on, yet? He's been real quiet…

The ginger she-cat looked at her mate. He was glaring at the laptop, and Sandstorm guessed that he was frustrated at the loading to log in. Sandstorm herself had felt like that when she was waiting for the laptop to load her 'personal settings', but her whole laptop was personal, anyways. She commented on Ashfur's post, saying: Nope. Looks like he's still learning patience and how to use it. We normal Clanmates seem to know more than him. That's just weird.

She got a private message soon after. It was from Mistyfoot. 'Add me, please!' it read, and Sandstorm realised that she got a friend request from her. Angry that she did not notice it before, she accepted the RiverClan deputy's friend request and looked through her friend list. After a while, Sandstorm added many other cats like; Toadstep, Brambleclaw, Squirrelflight, Leopardstar, Dustpelt, Onestar, Ferncloud, Poppyfrost, Blackstar, Berrynose, Tawnypelt and Heathertail (both Toadfoot and Breezepelt denied her friend request)

Sandstorm also liked things like; 'I've got a goody mate', 'COOKIES!', 'Like if you dare', 'Breezepelt won't add me' (Sandstorm soon realised that Berrynose created that like himself), 'ThunderClan is better than all the other Clans!' (Berrynose made that too), 'Eat my dust!', 'Ima cookie lover' and 'SANDSTORM!' (Sandstorm herself added that one).

The pale ginger she-cat smiled. At least she was enjoying her time on the laptop, unlike her mate.

…

After what seemed like centuries, Firestar finally got on and managed, somehow, to make a Cat Communications account. He named himself Firestar Can Use A Laptop because he felt like it and that he didn't want to look like as if he was an idiot because he didn't know how to use a laptop. He soon realised that Squirrelflight (she called herself Squirrelclaw Love) was trying to add him, and he accepted her request. Then his mate Sandstorm (called Ruling Sand Storm) and Ashfoot (called WindClan's Best Deputy Ever) were also trying to add him. He, too, accepted their request and realised that he needed more contacts. He typed to Ashfoot really slowly: 'Hpow many freinds you have on youre contacct list?.?,/'

Ashfoot replied immediately, in an amused way: Many. I can see that you have an issue in spelling. Oh… do you want me to ask some of my contacts to add you?

'I woould aoppreciatte it if youi doo.'

'Okay. Just hold on a moment.'

Very soon, Firestar had many contacts. He was pretty happy and content and then… suddenly, realised that some cat with an email of firestar_sucks_like_ was trying to add him. Angrily, he accepted the friend request and demanded immediately through chat: 'Whop thee helll are you?.!;/.;

'…huh?'

'I psaid who thhe heel arre yoo u?'

'Umm… I don't really get what you are saying…'

'WOHU THEEP HZEPLR UAR!SF YAOUN' Firestar exploded.

'Still don't get it, but anyways. This is your enemy Blackstar speaking.'

'Fspinallley11111'

'CAN YOU MAKE SOME SENSE, YOU STUPID FURBALL?'

Before Firestar even noticed it, Blackstar added Sandstorm and Onestar to the conversation. Blackstar wrote: 'Please give this guy some sense, please!'

'What do you mean?' Sandstorm asked.

'I mean that he won't type properly!'

'…oh. Okay.'

Then Onestar typed: 'I don't get why I'm part of it, though! Just let Sandstorm do all the work herself! Plus, I'm busy enough as it is sending out hunting and border patrols as well as trying to tell the apprentices to stop blackmailing all the warriors.'

'JUST HELP!' Blackstar somehow screeched through the laptop.

'Okay! Okay! So… Firestar, what's with your spelling these days? Should I get a spelling tutor?'

'Myy paw iiss toooooo bbig too puress teh keyy!111!'

'Ohh… so that's the reason? Interesting… I always thought that Blackstar's paw was bigger than yours, but it seems that you've got quite a FAT paw…'

'HOW CAN YOU READ THAT?' Blackstar demanded.

'You must have eye problems,' Sandstorm replied. 'Perhaps I should recommend a good optometrist for you?'

Blackstar ignored her cruel and mean words and asked, 'Then what in the world does it say?'

'It says: My paw is too big to press the key,' Onestar replied. 'At least he's being honest.'

Sandstorm asked after a while: 'Uhh… Firestar? Are you there?'

There was a moment's pause and then Firestar answered, with correct spelling and grammar as well as a perfect capital letter in the beginning: 'Here.'

'Great StarClan, you spelt it correctly!' Sandstorm typed. 'Hooray! Now I can introduce you to Facebook and MSN! Oh! And even Youtube, seeing that Toadstep and Rosepetal advised us to go and have a look at it, so we can look at it together. It would be very fun!'

Silence.

'Umm… is he there?' Onestar asked.

'Well, he's not replying, so… no, I guess,' Blackstar replied.

'And just when he could type, too… sigh…' typed Sandstorm. 'Now that he's gone… To both you two, have you guys added each other on your friend's list in Facebook?'

'Oh yes!' Blackstar wrote in immediately. 'I've got Onestar… wait, no, actually… still pending friend request.'

'Sorry about that,' apologized Onestar. 'I don't really notice the top of the page… I'll add you soon.'

'Okay, that's a good thing…' Blackstar replied.

'It takes a lot of time to type correctly, so please be patient with me while I am doing this,' suddenly typed Firestar.

'But you're too slow!' Sandstorm protested, even though she was pretty proud for her mate to get all the capital letters, grammar, punctuation and spelling correct. 'Blackstar, Onestar and I are just going to have to teach you how to type correctly really quickly, then.' Both Blackstar and Onestar were silent for a moment, but after Sandstorm persuading them and adding that they would get to eat cookies, they finally agreed to help and soon, like, after two whole days non-stop of teaching the great and goody leader of ThunderClan, Firestar managed to learn how to type correctly, and now he's the pro at typing in the whole wide world!

HOW SKYWATCHER GOT HIS WARRIOR NAME

FuNnY fAnFiC aBoUt SkYwAtChEr

Enjoy and hope you laugh your heads off! :P

Sky padded to a rock and sat down."StarClan, StarClan, are you there?"

*Nothing Happens*

Suddenly a Voice said"Hey!"

Sky leaped to his paws, excited."StarClan! Is that you?"

The Voice sounded confused as it said"Umm…no. I'm The Sky, the one you're looking at now."

Sky was confused himself "Huh? The Sky? What a name!"

The Sky said,"Never mind about my name. Just turn around and don't look at me!"

Sky tilted his head and asked"Uhh…why?"

The Sky sighed irritably and replied"Because I'm getting changed and you're watching me!"

Sky looked up at The Sky."Well, I haven't seen anything different of the sky."

*The Sky Slaps Sky On The Face*

Sky leaped backwards onto the ground and exclaimed"Ouch! Can you just stop it and let me talk with my ancestors?"

*SLAP!*

The Sky hissed."Can't you just turn around until I finish changing?"

Sky growled,"I need to talk to Cloudstar! Get changed somewhere else!"

The Sky tutted and said"You're more stupid than I thought."

Sky was confused as he did not understand what The Sky was blabbering on about."What do you mean?"

The Sky answered "I can't get changed somewhere else, stupid furball. I'm the sky; I can't move!"

Sky narrowed his eyes."What the hell?"

The Sky sighed angrily and replied, "You're such an idiot. Have you ever gone to school before?"

Sky didn't understand."School?"

The Sky hissed angrily as though he could not believe that Sky was being so idiotic."Stop playing with me! Yes, I meant school."

Sky asked,"What's a school?"

The Sky looked shocked."Do you even know your English at all? This is the basicsyou know."

Sky growled,"You're so bitchy."

The Sky nodded."I know, right? I get that a lot."

Sky was dumbfounded. The Sky was meant to get angry! "That was meant as an offense."

The Sky shook its head and yelled,"I don't care anymore; just get out of my sight!"

Sky let out a MRROW of laughter."Now who's the stupid one?"

This time The Sky was confused."Now what do YOU mean?"

Sky laughed as he answered,"I can't get out of your sight because you can see everywhere!"

The Sky looked blank for a moment, then said,"Oh."

Sky cracked up, rolling on the floor laughing (rofling) this time as he exclaimed,"Pwned by the Awesomest!"

The Sky was mad and demanded,"Just look down and look down until I finish changing!"

Sky stopped laughing and asked,"Changing into what? The Sky can't change!"

The Sky sighed irritably and explained impatiently, "They can change into a thunderstorm, rainclouds, hail, etc."

Sky nodded as though sense had come into him, then he added,"Then what are you changing into?"

To Sky's disappointment, The Sky replied,"That's for me to know, and for YOU to find out. Now turn around!"

Sky hissed angrily and yowled, "Cloudstar! Do you hear me? Tell this loser to stop bugging me!"

*Nothing*

The Sky laughed cockily and teased,"Now who got pwned this time?"

Sky growled,"Shut up!"

The Sky laughed again and said,"R-O-F-L."

Sky tilted his head, confused. "What's R-O-F-L?"

The Sky laughed AGAIN and asked, "You don't know what it spells?"

Sky didn't understand. "Spell…?"

Suddenly a Voice interrupted them."Now what's going on here?"

Sky turned around, relieved to see a familiar face. "Firestar! I'm trying to talk to Cloudstar, but 'The Sky' won't let me."

The Sky quickly argued,"I'm getting changed, but 'Sky' won't let me."

Sky was confused…again."How do you know my name?"

Firestar replied: "I told The Sky your name."

Sky looked shocked. So Firestar was in touch with The Sky!"I thought you were on my side!"

The Sky laughed…AGAIN. (Geez, what's with laughing and confusement?)"Egg on the face!"

Firestar didn't say anything else except: "Actually, I'm on neither of your sides."

Sky threw The Sky a haha-you-got-pwned look."Egg on YOUR face!"

The Sky ignored him and explained to Firestar: "I'm trying to get changed, but Sky keeps staring at me!"

Firestar glanced at Sky and announced quietly,"You'll have to be punished."

Sky was shocked…again."WTF?"

Firestar looked thoughtful for a moment then declared,"I name you Skywatcher. May StarClan grant that you do NOT look at The Sky when it is changing in the future."

The newly named Skywatcher couldn't believe his ears."WTF?"

The Sky laughed…AGAIN! (SERIOUSLY, STOP LAUGHING!) "Ha!"

Firestar looked at Skywatcher and told him: "Let's get back to camp and tell them of your stupid behaviour."

Skywatcher was dumbfounded."I can't believe it…"

The Sky looked at Firestar and then said quietly,"Before you go, I would like to say that YOU Firestar, is also watching me change."

Skywatcher laughed and said,"Pwned."

Firestar meowed,"Then I'm to be punished."

Skywatcher thought for a moment and then announced: "I name you Skywatcher."

The newly named Skywatcher protested: "You can't do that! There can't be two Skywatchers!"

The Sky agreed."Yea!"

Skywatcher (Sky) nodded as though understanding and declared,"Then you are Skywatcher Number Two."

Skywatcher Number Two was surprised and argued"I don't want to be Skywatcher Number Two. YOU be Skywatcher Number Two, and I be Skywatcher."

The newly named Skywatcher Number Two argued back:"I don't want to be Skywatcher Number Two. YOUUUUU be Skywatcher Number Two, and I be SKYWATCHER. I was named Skywatcher first!"

The NOW newly named Skywatcher Number Two sighed, defeated. "Fine. But I'll change it when I get back to ThunderClan."

Skywatcher protested"You can't, because you are punished."

Skywatcher Number Two argued: "Erin Hunter won't allow it."

The Sky interrupted the two arguing cats: "Just get lost and let me get changed."

*Skywatcher and Skywatcher Number Two leave The Sky in peace*

In the end, Skywatcher was still called Skywatcher but Skywatcher Number Two was called Firestar again.

THE END

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