MAIxINTELECT

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Sketchfu-ing since 05/24/2009 (user #35864)

female, single

**WARNING** this person can be extremly stupid

694 drawings

12907 total views

658 funny

1199 cute

1190 impressive

About MAIxINTELECT

status: taco bell gives me gas....03o
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http://nyan.cat/
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(^.\) art is a bang,un!
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thank you for the cheers and comments :D
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It's not a comic book, it's "Manga".
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime".
It's not a faggotry, it's "Yaoi".
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri".
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi".
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon".
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai".
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service".
It's not costume, it's "Cosplay".
It's not a dating show, it's "Harem".
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe".
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere".
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi".
It's not a schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere".
It's not sexual aberration, it's "Eroguro".
It's not a sex game, it's "Eroge".

Most Important...

I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku".
if you are otaku too , post it in your wall :)
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ROFL
me my mom and my brother were watching E.T and its my brothers first time...when we arrived at the scene where the alien came to earth, he was like
bro: what is that?
me: you'll find out
bro: midgets?
me: i said you'll find out
bro: midget aliens?
me: close
bro: Yoda's brother?
friggin hilarious XD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRXHgzXQQjs
the funnest vid ive seen in a while XD
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-name: call me one of my charri's names or MAIxINTELECT or MxI thx :3
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-what am i like? I'm a dits so don't get upset if i do something stupid XD just laugh, I make the most stupid and embarrassing mistakes ever ^^'
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oh oh and i like CATS yes I'm a cat lover >:D don't judge me :(
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I'm usually a nice person but if you get on my nerves i will go bazerk and implode...yeah you read right...IMPLODE
http://hf-implode.com/king_dome_implosion.jpg
like this picture ^
and my brains will be covered all over the screen and the cat will start licking the screen without any thought in the world that her master is gone and she will likely die within the next few months (unless someone finds her) from starvation....
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any questions about me? PM me and i will most likely answer about 75% of those questions :D BAI!!!!
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https://voxli.com/MAIxINTELECT
^ my voxli if anyone gets bored XD
- there s no password, but sometimes ill have to in order to talk to my friends privately....plz understand....thank you :D the pass word is not on, if you want to, you can have a party :D
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MY 13 FACTS ^^
1: I'm an idiot
2:i hate this number...ONWARD :D
3: i like to use this sign--> :D
4: I'm still an idiot o3o
5: a lot of ppl think I'm silly, i don't know...
6: i cannot state ten facts about me within a minute because i don't know myself that well
7: i like the number 6, and 13
8: i have an OCD of locking doors so if i lock your door tonight, don't take it personally
9: I'm just kidding about half of number 8...
10: i want some tea...
11: GIMMIE YOUR TEA DIMMIT!
12:" thank you for the tea :3
13:MAI LUCKY NUMBER (not really i just like to think it is XD)
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if you want to know mai DA here it iz!!!x3
http://maixintelect.deviantart.com/
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1:DisneyFever ( http://sketchfu.com/drawing/3180151-5-music- )-----50% done
2:smile_again (DA link)-----75% done
3:number50(original request cool demon dude)-----0% done
-CLOSED AFTER I FINISH THESE PPLS REQUESTS!!!!-
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~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"