MAIxINTELECT

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Sketchfu-ing since 05/24/2009 (user #35864)

female, single

my mom and i were hunting edible mushrooms :P

780 drawings

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827 funny

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About MAIxINTELECT

status: OH dear!! Have I been off THAT LONG???? damn...ohwell. c:
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http://www.twitch.tv/maixintelect
contest is done, what else should i do? :P
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im willing to talk on PM but dont ask weird questions like
where do you live
can we skype
how old are you,
im sorry but thats all personal unless i know you IRL
kk baiiiii :3
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(^.\) art is a bang,un!
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thank you for the cheers and comments :D
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ROFL
me my mom and my brother were watching E.T and its my brothers first time...when we arrived at the scene where the alien came to earth, he was like
bro: what is that?
me: you'll find out
bro: midgets?
me: i said you'll find out
bro: midget aliens?
me: close
bro: Yoda's brother?
friggin hilarious XD
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if you want to know mai DA here it iz!!!x3
http://maixintelect.deviantart.com/
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~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"