Sketchfu-ing since 08/25/2011 (user #258019)
15, female, single
<-------Admit it.. YOU HAVE TO HUG HIM!! <_<
WARNING: Soul Eater Fanatic, D.Gray-Man Fanatic
WARNING: DEATH THE KID FANGIRL, Lucky Fangirl
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Brown
LIST YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD:
1. Lavi Bookman (D.Gray-Man)
2. Dark Link (The Legend of Zelda)
3. Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
4. Eragon (The Inheritance Cycle)
5. Millenium Earl (D. Gray-Man)
6. Tyki Mikk (D.Gray-Man)
7. Death the Kid (Soul Eater)
8. Hollow Ichigo (Bleach)
9. Rin Okaruma (Ao No Exorcist)
10. Joker (Reality)
What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
A: He would have a dark red face, and mumble things like ‘Stupid Tyki’ or ‘What the hell is wrong with me?’
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
A: I’d ask him if he was taking number 1 or 2 :D
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
A: O_o –pokes- I’ll pass.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
A: Aww~ Did Ichi-kun beat you up? ;D
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
A: Ah! How rude –slaps- Your father would not be proud of you… well maybe your real father would, but not your foster father.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
A: AH! Why? I love you (even though you’re a girl).
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
A: He would kick their asses :D
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
A: Voldemort’s nose (he found it in the graveyard :D)
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
A: Runs in there and saves my ass!
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
A: Kill and turn anyone that laughed at into a Akuma Muahahah~!Thank You Millenie-chan :3
You're about to marry number 6. What's 1's reaction?
A: Homicide possible suicide, in the end I never married Tyki.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
A: -Pats back- They weren’t symmetrical anyway.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
A: Kills everyone else competing >:D Muahah! Kuh kuh Kuh!~
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
A: Laugh along except more sadistically.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
A: Why do you want to know? =/////=
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
A: -Pats back- Have fun trying to seduce him.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
A: Well we would if they were alive.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
A: NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO! NEVER!! That’s like putting a puppy in a shredder can’t be done.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
A: Pair him up with Lavi. Let’s see Tyki try to dump Lavi.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
A: Does he think it’s not symmetrical, because I’m sure I told the hair stylist to make it symmetrical.
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
A: Yah, you’re most likely not going to get one. Since, you know, you’re stuck in a psychopaths head.
Number 2 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
A: Okay, whatever.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
A: 0o0 –calls Tyki-
Tyki comes and pushes Joker off of Lavi then runs away with the cute little teen.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
A: Huh. Must have fallen asleep.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
A: Yes, no questions or examples needed.
coka cola came to town
diet pepsi shot him down
dr peper fixed him up
now were drinking 7-up
7-up got the flu
now were drinking moutaindew
moutaindew fell off the moutain
now were drinking from the foutain
foutain broke and had a stroke
now were drinking cherrycoke
cherry coke lost its cherry
now were drinking logan berry
logan berry lost at sea
now were drinking ice tea
ice tea died and choked
now were back to drinking random coke
Words to Song of Storms off of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
From the sky, to the ground
Rain is falling all around
Thunder rain and wind
A song of storms begins it's the rain it's a storm
falling all across the land
taking your dreams away
Play a song, A melody
Then everybody will see
The hero of time Has come ~
~340 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart~
1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to their cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in people’s carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your Darth Vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with yourself when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushy to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy fries. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the fries above their head like they’re getting married
116. Look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent (With holes preferably) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that you’re a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that you’re a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an aisle, and Sing "Surfing' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what you’re doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce like a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spit wads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!
334.Go to a clerk and say May I speak with your manager When you she takes you to the manager YELL There is no more pants in the storage apartment So i am taking yours!!!PANTS HIM AND RUN IN TO A LADYS DRESSING ROOM
335.Go to the video game section and play the sample video games. When someone walks by and watches you say, "Cmon mom just one more level!"
336. Take a camera from the camera place and act like your a news reporter taking pictures for a news paper
337. Walk into the dressing room (opposite gender) go into a stall somebody is using and say, "I think that looks ugly" and keep doing that until you get kicked out
338. When somebody walks by drop something infront of them thats $30 or more. When they react go to an employee and say, "Somebody broke that!" and when they argue back (if they do) run out of the store.
339. (This one will get you banned from the store) Go to the sports section, take a baseball bat then go to the video game section and break open the glass to a Ps3, Xbox, or Wii. Then just run to another state.
340. Go on the intercom and say, "Gotta go poo-poo!"
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs, cpoy it itno yuor sgianture. (HAH! take that stupid rp shard on istaria!!!)
>Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A’s, I even got the gold!
>But Mommy, when I went to school … … … … that day,
>I … … … never said … good … …-bye,
>I’m sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don’t cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn’t just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I’ll be waiting for her now,
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
>Mommy, I’m not the first, I’m no better than the rest.
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won’t show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don’t let this pass.
>Mommy, why’d it have to be me? No one deserves this,
>Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
>I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I’m slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I’m in heaven with the rest.
>Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
>When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
>I guess I’m not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry but I had to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it’s true,
>And Mommy all I wanted to say is, “Mommy, I love you.”
*In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost*
>Please if you would,
>Pass this around,
>I’d be happy if you could,
>Don’t smash this on the ground.
>If you pass this on,
>Maybe people will cry,
>Just keep this in your heart,
>For the people who didn’t get to say “Good-bye”.
You say Edward, I say Ichigo
You say Bella, I say Rukia
You say Jacob, I say Chad
You say Washington, I say Karakura town
You say Vampires, i say shinigami
You say "How Romantic", I say,"ZANGETSU!!!!!!"
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I am Holly
I am a Labrador retriever puppy
This is my story:
I my mommy told me she loved me, then sold me away.
To a bad person, I do not know his name
He hit me and kicked me
I wish we would set me free
I whimper in pain and he kicks me once more
"Stupid mutt" he says as he walks out the door
I'm sorry I’m making this tragedy rhyme
But I wish I could hear "I love you" one more time
I'm locked in the bathroom, and i cry
I wish i could see that nice blue sky
I've been here I long time, my stomach grumbles
Then I hear a person's mumbles
Are they going to let me out? Will they set me free?
No, it's just my master, here to pee.
No! He's hiding from the police.
Maybe they’re here to make this torture cease
Yes! They find him and they let me out
They take me to the pound and I wander about
now I’m adopted, I live in a very nice place.
This is my story please copy and paste
If you hate animal abuse
If you don't I'll chew up your shoes
My name is syd
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But it’s now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is syd
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana.
Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.
When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.
There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.
After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted “She’s down in the sewer!”
All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving.
There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.
Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled “They Pushed Her” and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep.
Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face was missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom.
But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
Rosie Hall buys a self-assembly, flat-pack, cupboard from her local Homebase store. Reaching home Rosie reads the instructions carefully, counts the pieces then assembles the cupboard in the bedroom. It looks really great and she is delighted.
Now, Rosie lives near a railway line and as the train passes by the cupboard collapses. Undaunted by this misfortune she re-reads the instructions and reassembles the cupboard. Once more, another train passes and the whole cupboard collapses again.
Rosie now frustrated and thinking that she must have done something "wrong" re-re-reads the instructions and re-re-assembles the cupboard. Shortly, a train passes and the whole cupboard collapses yet again for the 3rd time.
Rosie is now fed up, cross and rather angry so she 'phones the customer service department. She is told that this is quite impossible and that they'll send along a fitter to take a look.
The fitter arrives and assembles the cupboard. Again, a train passes and the cupboard collapses. Completely baffled by this unexpected event, the fitter decides to reassemble the cupboard and sit inside it to see whether he can find out what causes the cupboard to collapse. At this point, Rosie's husband comes home, sees the cupboard and says, 'Oh, that's a splendid looking cupboard,' and he opens it to look inside.
The fitter, who had been wondering how to explain his position in Rosie's bedroom cupboard, blurts out, 'You probably won't believe me, but I'm standing here waiting for a train.'
Soul Eater Oath
I promise to remember Kid
Whenever I see something a-symmetrical
And I promise to remember Liz
Whenever I am scared out of my wits
I promise to remember Patty
Whenever I act crazy
And I promise to remember Black*Star
Whenever I feel like the best
I promise to remember Tsubaki
Whenever I help out a friend
And I promise to remember Maka
Whenever I get teased for being a bookworm
I promise to remember Soul
Whenever someone acts cool
And I promise to remember Lord Death
When I see someone not taking anything seriously
I promise to remember Spirit
When I pass a drinking bar
I promise to remember Stein
Whenever I am dissecting something
And I promise to remember Ashura
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Soul Eater!!!!!!!!
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Soul Eater fans know
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
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EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile
Manga: my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how can you possibly afford drugs?
Yaoi: my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to yaoi, how can you even think about anything else, let alone drugs?
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Come to the dark side (we have cookies.
And now for your pleasure, a You Know You're Obsessed With Anime When...
-You have vowed never to date or marry because a guy/girl would take up too much anime time.
-You have vowed to move to Japan because you are tired of waiting for you favorite anime to come out in the U.S.
-You constantly run around in anime like clothes (short skirts and such) with your friends just because.
-You and you're friends go to Toys R Us and play with the lightsabers but use attacks such as "Windscar!"
-You see on the news that a girl has been reported missing and there are no signs of her whereabouts and you automatically say "Damn her."
-You don't realize what you really said till about an hour later.
-Still you curse her.
-Everytime someone gets cut, bruised, hit by a car, stuck with a sword, etc. You look at them confused and ask "Why are you so hurt."
-If you actually know what I am talking about in the last line.
-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class and your teacher mentions aliens, the first thing you do is turn to your friend and mouth 'kissu'! !
-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class watching a movie on Buddhism when a monk wraps prayer beads around his wrist and you turn to your friend who turns to you and at the same time mouth "Miroku"
-You go to jewelry stores looking for a) a tear drop shaped pink jewel (escaflowne) or b) a large circular pink jewel (inuyasha)
-You and your friends fight random battles while using attacks from your favorite shows.
-You go on youtube and watch countless anime amvs and videos made by other anime lovers.
-You manage to corrupt other people around you to watch anime shows, read and write fanfiction, and read the mangas
-You can't go without thinking about anime for more then five minutes at a time.
-No matter what non-anime show or movie you watch you are always comparing it to an anime show or movie.
-You constantly pretend to be characters from your favorite animes.
-You try to convince your friends/family to go as characters from the anime with you on Halloween.
-Whenever your dad grabs your mom's ass, you shake your head and automatically think "Miroku"
-you name your dog 'inuyasha', your cat 'kirara' or your pet fox 'shippo'
-when your history teacher asks about olden day weapons, you answer " swords made from demons teeth"
-When your none-anime-obsessed friends ask you who you are, you answer your oc you made.
-If your favorite character falls from the sky you put them on a chain and declare they are your sex slave.
-At school instead of listening you draw a anime character or one of your ocs.
-When you take a picture of yourself and see it, ask in a confused and disgusted voice "Who's that?"
-You really don't except reality and often drift off into your own world where you can find your favorite characters anywhere you want them.
-Say sit when someone is behaving bad.
-Like to climb up in trees and sit like a dog.
-Obsessively drink milk so that Train Heartnet will fall in love with you.
-Style yourself to be perfectly symmetrical XD
-Actually Maka Chop your friends hard with a hard covered book
-Be disgusted by things that aren't symmetrical
-Run around pretending you’re a baka usagi.
-Challenge people who wear top hats to duels.
Copy and paste this to your profile... after that, add 2 things that made you know you're obsessed with anime
The Percy Jackson Pledge-
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
That I brought you roses To tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect Not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my bodies not ripped enough To satisfy your wants
That I open your car door And pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough to be your guy
That I am actually nice Not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account To buy you expensive things
That I am always the one you need to talk to But never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car But when we went, you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4 AM when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere But not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a doormat only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours Instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
That you don't realize I've been the one all along
If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all...
For not being Sorry anymore
That you can't accept me For who I am
I can never do anything right and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it I thought that was what friends were for
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you Instead of spending time with my family
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish You could have done something different
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you’re complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head 'Why won't you give me a chance?' because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this, copy and paste this in your profile as 'I'm sorry' If you're one of the few girls with enough balls to copy and paste this in your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste this in your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
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U..U this chocolate bar
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Favorite D.Gray-Man Characters and Pairing:
1: Lavi XD
2: Tyki ;P
3: Millennium-kun >:D
6: Neah (not Allen)
2. Lavi+Sheryl (I never find any of this pairing)
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends /colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?
Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.
By the way, that student was EINSTEN
Usual Profile Questions..
Nicknames: Eyepatch-kun, Usagi-kun, Ding, Jazzy, Jazzy-kun
Where do you live: IN THE US ….HELL YAH~!! (No I suck :’I)
Hair color: Dark brown
Eye color: Brown (LAME!)
Shoe size: It varies. I can wear size 8 and I can wear size 9 (in women's)
Date of Birth: Like I would tell you
Number of Siblings: 2
Number of Pets: 2 Dogs
Obsessions: Anime, Writing Fanfics, Manga, D.GRAY-MAN!
Bad Habits: Not Sleeping, Getting Distracted, Interrupting People, Not Completing Fanfics, Not Doing Homework
Phobias: Spiders, People, PEDO BEARS
What Makes You Happy: Anime, A good story, my friends, killing something annoying, beating a video game
Who is Your Best Friend: Nikki Tuning, Katelyn Wright, Keelie Wright, Ryane Wright, Jenna Locke
What Really Irritates You: People who don’t show respect to their elders, Bitches, People who talks about people when they don’t even know them
What Makes You Sad: When someone you don’t even know talks about you, when someone you love leaves, Death of someone you love, suicidal thoughts
What Makes You Angry: Being woke up, my voice, Bitches, not waking up at my designated time
What Scares You: I already told you that stupid.
Ever Broken a Bone: Nope. I’ve fractured my wrist, and might have popped my tailbone out though.
Last Time/Thing You..
The Last CD You Bought: Who buys CDs anymore
Last Book Read: The Iris Messenger
Last Person Spoke To: My Dad
Last Thing You Ate: I don’t know, I just freakin’ woke up :P
Last Thing You Drank: Tea
Questions to Get to Know You..
Future Goals: To make it through high school and go to Pittsburgh Arts Institution, become a Manga Artist
Describe Your Bedroom: White walls with drawings all over them, tiled floors, a brown dresser, and a bed.
Most Embarrassing Moment: Bumping really hard into your math teacher and knocking him over.
Favorite Thing to do on a Hot Summer Day: Stay inside and put on the AC
Favorite Thing to do on a Cold Winter Day: Stay inside and put on the Heater
If You Could be Granted Three Wishes, What Would They Be: 1.) Be able to control people 2) To be a super ninja 3) Have the world look like a anime(and be like one)
What's The First Thing You Think When You Wake Up In The Morning: Do I really want to go to school? Do I have unfinished math homework? Yah, best go back to bed then.
Where Were You On 9/11/01: Sitting in a highchair while my mom shoved airplanes filled with Asian food in my mouth.
Have You Ever Been In Love: Yes, with Tyki Mikk
Do You Believe in an Afterlife: Who knows, but I do ever so slightly believe in incarnation, since I have memories that aren’t mine.
Where Do You See Yourself In 10 Years: Writing and Drawing Manga.
If You Could Pick You Own Death, How Would You Go: I dunno. When I go, I go. That's kinda how death works, ya'know? But if I could I would make it extremely gruesome but it wouldn’t be painful >:)
Would You Consider Plastic Surgery: Hell no! For one, don't need to be beautiful. Second, I'd rather not have people slicing me up and injecting me with shit to change my appearance thank you very much! But if someone else considers it, that's their choice, I'm not against it.
Funniest Joke Ever Told: Ahh, there's too many.
Do You Have Any Regret In Life: Who doesn't?
What Advice Would You Give To a 10 Year Old: Try to live life to its fullest.
Hidden Talents: Writing, insulting, hitting stuff
Last Job: I’M 13
Current Job: Unemployed for the time being.
Dream Job: Manga Artist
Who's Your Hero: Tyki Mikk :D and his hot smexiness
Describe Yourself In Three Words: Loner, Mischievous, Anime
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Number: 666
Favorite Animal: Dog
Favorite Sport (to play): Tennis, now laugh, because you probably think I’m quirr.
Favorite Sport (to watch): I don't watch sports.
Favorite Soap: I don’t know!
Favorite T.V Show (not anime): Aww, not anime. Oh well. Let's see.., The Walking Dead, Law and Order, Flapjack, Ren and Snoopy, Invader Zim
Favorite T.V Show (anime): Hell yeah, now we're talking! Okay, D. Gray-Man, Bleach, Soul Eater, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, Full Metal Alchemist, Rosario Vampire, Blood, and I forget the rest.
Favorite Movies: IDK, I don’t really watch movies that much
Favorite Bands: VOCALIOD, Panic! At the Disco, My Chemical Romance, A Fine Frenzy, and I forget the rest.
Favorite Songs: Dark Woods Circus by Vocaliod, Trick or Treat by Vocaliod, Mama by MCR, There’s a Good Reason these Tables are Numbered Honey.. by P!ATD, Almost Lovers by A Fine Frenzy…. and many more~
Favorite Room of Your House: My bedroom.
Favorite Football Team: I don't really watch football
Favorite Football Player: Didn't I just say I don't watch football?
Favorite Celebrity: Sean Patrick Flanery
Favorite Video Games: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Super Smash Bros, Harvest Moon, Zelda SkyWard Sword, The whole entire Zelda series, Bioshock and it’s series, Fable and it’s series, and many, many more.
Favorite Food: POKEY
Favorite Fast Food: McDonalds, no just kiddin’ me like Subway eat fresh :D
Favorite Drink: Arizona Ginseng Iced Tea
Favorite Magazine: Game Informer and Shonen Jump
Favorite Place: My school actually even though I don’t like to wake up and stuff for it.
Favorite Cartoon Character (not anime): … GIR~ Cus he’s just so random :D XD
Favorite Anime Character: Oh crap, that's a hard decision. I'd have to say Lavi, I might love Tyki from the deepest most darkest parts of my heart. Bur well Lavi’s just so UKEY. He is a pwner of all life existent things XD.,
Favorite Commercial: That one computer commercial where the idiot employee screws up and makes the entire country lose power and then a few days later a guy drinks some rotten milk and becomes a zombie who soon infects the whole country. Best. Commercial. Ever.
Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday
Favorite Day of the Year: Easter
Favorite Season: Winter
Favorite Car: ….I’m 13 why would I be interested in cars?
Favorite Shop: Hot Topic, Spencers, Barnes and Nobles
Favorite Holiday: Easter
Favorite Girl Name: Lavil
Favorite Boy Name: Tyki :D Yes I will name my child that
Favorite Country: I've only ever been in America, but I'd love to go to the Philippines or Japan.
Favorite Smell: Freshly cooked Filipino food
Favorite Sound: That monochrome sound tick, tick, tick, tick… It’s just so~ catchy!
Favorite Accent: British or German
What Would You Rather..
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Pen or Pencil: Pencil
Day or Night: Night
Cat or Dog: Dog
Summer or Winter: Winter (sheesh, I feel like I keep giving the same answers..)
T.V or Radio: Um, Radio if Alternative Rock or Metal is available, T.V if anime is available.
Brains or Beauty: Brains conquers, you will get nothing out of Beauty but Lust from men.
Cup or Mug: What, no shot glass? Just kidding. Mug
Tea or Coffee: Tea all the time!!
Gold or Silver: Gold
Brush or Comb: Brush
City or Country: City
Half Full or Half Empty: Half Empty. Yes, I'm a bit of a pessimist.
Love or Money: Love
Hugs or Kisses: Hugs
What Are You Wearing: A towel on my head and some pajamas
What is the Latest News: I dunno, I don’t have cable
What's the Weather Like: Bright Sky for a change
How Do You Feel: Hungry
When Was The Last Time You..
Cried: Like last week, I poked my eye Heheheeh!~
Laughed: Just a couple seconds ago
Swore: Last time I was in school
Lied: I dunno
Got Drunk: ???????????????? I’M FUCKING 13
Read a Newspaper: Earlier this week in English
Read Your Horoscope: I dunno a while back
Had a Bath/Shower: Like 15 minutes ago. (shower)
Had a Cold: Few weeks ago
Smiled at Someone: Today
Gave Someone a Cuddle: Define "cuddle"
Said "I Love You": Like Last Night (lolol)
The Opposite Sex..
What's a Turn On: ….I don’t know.
What's a Turn Off: Well!~ Over innocent people, I mean come on there is no innocent people in the world so stop acting like one you bitch little ARFGHGHG!~
What Physical Features are you Attracted to Most: Tallness, hair, eyes
Best Pick Up Line: …..
The Most Irritating Thing About Them: I don’t really see problems with men they’re humans too.
Could You Live Without Them: Hell no! I need my guy pals!
The Same Sex.. (For those who are gay or bi)
What's a Turn On: …..
What's a Turn Off: …..
What Physical Features are you Attracted To Most: ……..
Best Pick Up Line: ……….
The Most Irritating Thing About Them: How they fuss over their hair 24/7
Could You Live Without Them: WELL~
When I'm writing a story I have to: Be very comfortable, Have no one peeking over my shoulder, Have kids asking if they can ‘go on’ HELL NO!!, a drink, Inspiration, Motivation, Humor, Angst
D.Gray-Man Test: Uke or Seme.(Boys)
Allen Walker- I really see Allen as a Seme, except for when he's with Kanda. (Yes I even see him as a seme for Tyki)
Kanda Yuu- SEME absolutely!
Lavi Bookman- UKE WITH EVERYONE!! :D XD
Alistair Krory- I personally don't know, I guess a seme since he's a vampire
Cross Marian- Seme, but a definite uke for Allen
Komui Lee- Seme for his insanity >:D
Link- I don't know, I don't pair that guy with anyone.
Malcolm C. Rouvelier- A seme if he had to be one.
Reever Wemham- A seme for Komui :D
Bak Chan- I don't see him as the gay type.
Suman Dark- Seme definitely
Timothy Hearst- HE'S A LITTLE KID!! I AM NOT PUTTING HIM AS ANYTHING!!
Froi Tiedoll- I see him as a Santa Claus with super powers, so he's a seme.
Alma Karma- Uke for Kanda
Apocryphos- Seme for Tyki, and Tyki only :D
Noise Marie- I am not answering that one
Tyki Mikk- I can see him as a seme for Lavi, but he's a uke for everyone else.
Sheryl Kamelot- TYKI'S SEME :D Hahah~ Incest Seme
Nea- I cute little seme :D just like Allen
Millennium Earl- O_0...um... ah.. I'm not going to answer that
Skinn Bolic- SEME, but I don't pair him with anyone
Jasdero- I kind of see him as a seme
Davido- A absolute punk, awesome sauce, seme
Wisely- I don't know what to label him, I mean he's kind of cute, but I just don't know. I'll label him seme for now.
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