Lozenge8

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Sketchfu-ing since 08/28/2010 (user #110359)

Australia

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About Lozenge8

That picture is of me and my bro and cat when we were little

Coca cola came to town
diet pepsi shot him down
dr pepper fixed him up
now were drinkin 7-Up
7-Up got the flu
now were drinkin mountain dew
mountain dew fell off the mountain
now were drinkin from the fountain
fountain broke had a stroke
now were drinkin cherry coke
cherry coke lost it's cherry
now were drinkin logan berry
logan berry, lost in sea
now were drinkin iced tea
ice tea died and chocked
now were back to drinkin COKE!

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( 0 * 0 ) – so, I got dis little pancak
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( X *O ) – but den I slapped face wid it.
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( O *O ) –den, I got soooo angreh I NEEDEH PANCAKEH BAC!
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( 0 30 ) – den, I eated it.
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12 things i know about you

1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling.
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
10) you are checking it now.
11) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!

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put this on
your page
if u r one of the
8% that think
animals should be
treated with the
same rights
as humans

Studies Show:
Intelligent girls are more depressed
Because they know
What the world is really like
Don't think for a beat it makes it better
When you sit her down and tell her
Everything's gonna be all right
She knows in Society she either is
A devil or an angel with no in between
She speaks in Third person
So she can forget that she's me.

best saying to sooky little sisters that want their own way
Oh waa waa waa! Cry me a river, build a bridge and GET OVER IT!
*smile and walk away&

~тнe rυleѕ oғ love~
ĸιѕѕ on тнe lιpѕ = ι love yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ear = yoυ are ѕpecιal
ĸιѕѕ on тнe noѕe = laυgнтer
ĸιѕѕ on тнe cнeeĸ = ғrιendѕ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ғorнead = coмғorт
ĸιѕѕ on тнe necĸ = ι wanт yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕнoυlder = yoυ're wonderғυl
ĸιѕѕ anywнere elѕe = careғυl
play aroυndѕ wιтн нaιr = can'т lιve wιтнoυт yoυ
нoldιng нandѕ = нappιneѕѕ
arмѕ aroυnd waιѕт = yoυ're мιne, ι need yoυ
a нυg= ι care
ѕмιlιng aт eacнoтнer = ι lιĸe yoυ
looĸιng aroυnd = нιdιng тrυe ғeelιngѕ
тender ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕιde oғ υr lιpѕ = yoυ're мιne
weттιng yoυr lιpѕ = waιтнιng ғor a ĸιѕѕ
тear drop = ι'м loѕιng yoυ
cryιng = ι loѕт yoυ

A Boyfriend's Guide:

When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]

When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared===[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]

When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]

When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says that she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]

When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read it ]

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█▀█ █▄█ █ Put this on your Profile if somebody told you that you were hot :P

1. Hold your breath ♥
2. Go to your profile and add this ♥
3. Still holding your breath ♥
4. If you made it, your a good kisser ♥

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will
----------///------I believe in the Lord God
---------///-------and I believe in Jesus
----////////////-----Christ as my savior
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heres 10 ways to drive ppl crazy in mall also copy and paste it ur profile
1:run into all the stores and scream SOMEONE HELP MY CAT IS SICK
2:jump on pplz backs and ask for a piggy back ride
3:say hi to everyone u see in the mall and hug them
4:take a long time ordering food at the burgerking in the mall
5:say u need go pee pee to everyone in the mall
6: hug pplz legs
7:hug the ppl who work at the stores and sing the nom nom song
8:stand still in a crowded place
9:say the to everyone that there weird
10:pretend ur playing hide and seek in one of stores till u get kicked

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--=Official Justin Bieber hater!!=--
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╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗If you love to laugh!
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