Ilana_lani

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Sketchfu-ing since 10/05/2010 (user #120795)

female

Now i oficallly use tablet October 26 2010

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9 funny

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About Ilana_lani

Name: Ilana or Lani
Age: 11
Birthday: 25th of August
Fave colour: Turquoise
Siblings: 2 younger brothers (HELP ME!!!!)

My DA - http://laniz-iz-kool.deviantart.com/

Requests - At other account Laniz

Collabs - At other account Laniz

DE DANCING CHIBI WOLF BOY!!! http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss352/wizard3521/Anime/dancingwolf.gif

MOST ANNOYING AND WEIRD GAME EVER http://www.gamefudge.com/BIG-Red-Button

I'm 11 and my name is Ilana

Nicknames (call me any of these)-
Lani ( my nickname at school since grade 2)
Laniz (i like the letter Z)
Frank (hee hee random-ness)
That weird girl (im sure this is used alot)
Oh great and powerful master of awesomness (one of my faves)

DO NOT CALL ME-
Liana (a certain art teacher has been calling me this since forever >:|)
Alana/Alannah (i have nothing against this name BUT this is NOT how you spell MY name)

(ANY IDEAS FOR NICKNAMES FOR ME WILL BE PUT UP IF I LIKE THEM) (and if i dont like them they will be on the bottom list)

-Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
-Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
-I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
-You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
-When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
-You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'
-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Girl Confessions

1. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
alone...

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
sometimes in winter and 1 always comes off

3. Do you sleep in your bra?
sometimes

4. Do you enjoy drama?
yes it is fun to watch idk why but it is

5. Are you a girly-girl?
hell no

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
idk

7. Small or large purse?
Large money money money

8. Are you short?
uh no?

9. Do you like somebody?
mayyyybe

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
i haz no facebook but if i did it wouldn't

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Your supposed to wash them? jk jk kinda

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
idk wat tht means

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
meh

14. Are you double jointed?
nope and that is fine by me

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
my cats bed....-.-

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
no, phew

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
probably

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
isn't that what dudes no... no i dont

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
oh god i can already think of heaps

20. check of those that apply:

[x] I do wear make up. (sometimes)
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[ ] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[x]I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing.
[ ] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

FAQS-

Q- Do you draw with a tablet?
A- yes but i am still de epic failure

Q- How long have I been on sketchfu?
A- It says on my Profile!

Q- Are you a girl?
A- nah cause the fact that i only draw girls, my profile pic is a girl and it says on my profile somehow point to me being a guy

Q- Are you on moshi monsters?
A- NO my account was abandoned when they just kept bringing out new stuff (to complicated for my small pathetic mind)

Q- Can i have your moshimonsters account?
A- no

Q- Can we be friends?
A- if you want to add me add me on Laniz im not a nice person

Q - You seem to put yourself down a lot (eg. answer to are you on moshimonsters question)
A- LIVE WITH IT!!!!

Q- Who are Alison and Aly?
A- Completely epic random chibi ocs

Q- What country do you live in?
A- Australia