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Hoot

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Sketchfu-ing since 01/08/2010 (user #54893)

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About Hoot

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{o,o} <----Its an owl!!!!!!!!!
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Hoot.
I <3 owls (as u can tell). I love drawing but i don't do so well on the mouse pad on my computer. Nature is awesome!!



Hi (i know im random, so u can stop looking at me wierdly now!!)

All of us cant sit down and stay still all day, so stop makin' fun of kids with ADHD!!!

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/)__) <---- It's a Owl!!!! ^^
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/)__) <----Sleepy Owl!!!! ^^
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[O.O]
/)__) <---- It's a Owl!!!! :D
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CHECK THIS OUT!
read each step at a time.

12 things i know about you

1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling. ☺
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
10) you are checking it now.
11) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!
12)now u are counting them, which makes eleven

im scary.... VERY scary..... so BEWARE!!!

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ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
cats,im a kitty cat an i meow meow meow an i meow meow.


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l..........l Put this on
l..........l your page if
l........O.l you ever pushed
l..........l a door that said
l..........l pull.


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SPIDER PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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b e c a u s e i t t a k e s r e a l s k i l l
»to run into parked cars
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Things to do in an elevator

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"


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40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

Don't blame me if you really do try this!

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Woah! Let's do that again!"

A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!"

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?)

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.

A word to the wise ain't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice.

When life gives you lemons, squirt tham in your enemys eyes


Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids.

Today while I was on the bus, two seven year old girls loudly argued which one of them would push the stop button. After a while they compromised they would both push it together on the count of three. Just before they said three, an old lady pushed the button. It made my day.

Today, I was on a subway and someone's watch was ticking quite loudly. I said
"Hmm, what is that mysterious ticking noise..." with a fake british accent.
Someone began singing the, "snape, snape, severus snape" tune.
I yelled "Dumbledore!". We exchanged smiles.
I think I've found my soulmate.

muffins are just ugly cupcakes,
[but we love 'em anyway ♥]

He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke.

OMG!! The rain is wet!!!

Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?

Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.

Stop being so stupid. It’s my turn.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film








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alarooy wrote (over 2 years ago)
funny pic
Andre_silveray wrote (over 2 years ago)
thanks :D
Kiyoko_loco97 wrote (over 2 years ago)
SAVANNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. IT'S DEJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
animefan121 wrote (over 2 years ago)
No Prob^^
Kiyoko_loco97 wrote (over 2 years ago)
hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!6
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Mewmew wrote (over 2 years ago)
ty!
kalacazam wrote (over 2 years ago)
SO TRUE!!!!! if it isn't convers it isn't a shoe!
kalacazam wrote (over 2 years ago)
love the profile pic i have a similar one! :p
Kiyoko_loco97 wrote (over 2 years ago)
SHORTEN YOUR PROFILE IT'S VERY INCONVENIENT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!1 UGHHH
Hoot wrote (over 2 years ago)
kewl

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