EdwardElric

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Sketchfu-ing since 09/04/2010 (user #111966)

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I live in Amestris.

*colonel* hey, fullmetal, did you know I like dogs? *me* hey colonel did you know i like kicking your face?! - no sexy Ed for you, SOPA.

About EdwardElric

Envy, everyone's favorite Homunculus, was given a job from Father: To use his tranformative abilities to turn into everyday objects, and spy on the military. Envy didn't want to, but he agreed. Unfortunately for him, his troubles were just beginning.

1. Palm Tree

It seemed like a very good disguise, since he practically was one. However, it ended up in failure, since he didn't "match the scenery" of Central. Envy still has a fear of any type of saw.

2. Hairbrush

"Fifty-two, fifty-three, fifty-four," Major Armstrong counted as he used Envy to brush his single golden lock of hair, "Fif- oh, I lost count. One, two, three..."

3. Bush

Envy stayed still in the grass, quietly watching the soldiers walk in and out of HQ. Suddenly, Lt. Hawkeye walked over to him and set her dog down. Black Hayate raised his hind leg-

4. Mop

It wasn't as bad as you think. He only been used to mop up some water and clean a few floors. But as you might expect, it had to end badly.

"Mr. Brennan!" an officer yelled to the janitor carrying Envy, "There's been some bad meat served for lunch today, and everyone's vomiting. Clean it up!"

5. Brick

Most people would never think of turning into a brick, but this is Envy we're talking about. Gluttony had to eat through a two foot thick wall to get to the brick that was Envy.

6. Pencil

Envy had finally done something worthwhile. He had infiltrated Mustangs office. Of course, it was the day when Mustang finally got to his paperwork, and he couldn't find a pen. Turns out that if you turn into a pencil and get sharpened, you'll be bald when you're human again.

7. Carpet

It was a dark and stormy night... All the soldiers were returning from their training, their boots covered in mud. They walked into HQ and trampled over the new carpet, which had a palm tree design.

8. Cigarette

After Havoc finished smoking Envy, he brutally threw him on the sidewalk and extinguished him with his boot.

9. Cat

"Black Hayate!" Fuery yelled as he ran after the dog, "Riza wanted me to take care of you! Stop chasing that cat!"

10. Spoon

After discovering how bad the cafeteria food was, Envy never turned into silverware again...

11. Guitar

Envy decided to be a guitar the same day Edward decided to be a guitarist. Before he could even get played, Mustang called Edward short, and Envy was smashed against the ground.

12. Glasses

Kain Fuery was happily walking around outside, when he tripped of a rock, and his brand new glasses fell off. He crouched down and looked around for them, until he hear a -crack- come from under his shoe.

13. Dog

"A dog!" Breda screamed as he hid under a desk, "Get him out!"

Colonel Mustang picked up the puppy and grinned creepily, "Silence, Breda! Dongs are man's greatest companions! I'll keep you and name you Billy!"

The dog stared at Mustang in horror.

14. Camera

"Look, Edward! Look! Look at her!" Hughes said, shoving a photo of his daughter into Edward's face.

"Is that a camera in your hand?" Edward said, and Hughes showed him the camera he was holding.

"Yup, I found it this morning, and now I don't have to pay a photographer to take pictures of Elicia for me!"

"Can I hold that camera? I'll take a picture of you," Edward said.

"Sure!" Hughes said, and Edward took it with his automail hand. As Hughes smiled for the photo, Edward crushed the camera. If you listened carefully, you could hear a quiet scream as it broke.

15. Painting

"This one is very unimaginative," Hawkeye said.

"Who would buy this?" Mustang said.

"Not very good," Havoc said.

"Just say that it sucks and move on to the next one!" Edward exclaimed.

The group walked off to the next painting in the gallery, leaving the boy surrounded by palm trees in the painting glaring at them.

16. Papers

Envy thought this was an ingenious idea, until he realized what Mustang did with his paperwork.

When Hawkeye walked out of Mustang's office, he took his gloves out of his desk and grinned.



When mom closed her eyes
And let go of my hand,
From that point, I felt the bluebird in my life had flown away forever,
Never to return...

But...
When I grasped Al's warm hand again,
And saw his gentle smile once more,
I suddenly felt I was within the blue skies,
And saw a glimpse of the bluebird...

I have nothing more I can hope for...
I just wish... I just wish we can always be like this-
Wishing all this will never disappear...
I only wish that bluebird...

...won't be just another unattainable illusion.

In order to gain something, one must give something of the same value.
This is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange.

At that time, we believed that to be the world's one and only truth.

If one does not make a sacrifice, nothing can be accomplished....


Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equel value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equeivelent exchange. In those days we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth. But the world is an imperfect place, and there is nothing that can explain it's existence. Not even equevielent exchange. But we still belive that you cannot gain anything without paying a price for it. The pain we shared must have been the price we paid for something else. We also belive that paying the price of hard work, we can gain something. Equevielent exchange isnt a law for the world, it is a promise I made with my brother: that we will meet once again.

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Well, I see the colonel has a sketchfu.

Reallllyyyyyyyyyyyy bored right now....

I'm back at Risembool with Winry and Auntie Pinako. I'll go back searching for the philospher's stone when Winry says its okay. I don't like leaving her at Risembool, but I'd kill myself if she got hurt.
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You say Edward, i say Edward Elric
You say Bella, I say winry
You say Jacob, I say al
You say Washington, I say Ametrist
You say Vampires, I say Full metal
You say "How Romantic", I say, "KILL THE HOMUNCULI"
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AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I AM IN THE AGE GROUP OF 13-17, STILL A VIRGIN, HAVE NEVER GOTTEN DRUNK, AND IS NOT ADDICTED TO DRUGS! COPY/PASTE IF THIS APPLIES TO YOU!!!

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2010Xoxo wrote (14 days ago)

Thonk Ya XD

2010Xoxo wrote (16 days ago)

Lol ur profile pic! and i read the caption nxt to it lol XDDD

JustinBieber204 wrote (about 1 month ago)

do u have a 3ds

misschicks wrote (2 months ago)

14. Camera

"Look, Edward! Look! Look at her!" Hughes said, shoving a photo of his daughter into Edward's face.

"Is that a camera in your hand?" Edward said, and Hughes showed him the camera he was holding.

"Yup, I found it this morning, and now I don't have to pay a photographer to take pictures of Elicia for me!"

"Can I hold that camera? I'll take a picture of you," Edward said.

"Sure!" Hughes said, and Edward took it with his automail hand. As Hughes smiled for the photo, Edward crushed the camera. If you listened carefully, you could hear a quiet scream as it broke.

Lol are you sure the screm was envy? Hughe probably screamed a little now that he has to pay again to get picture of alicia (old joke)

misschicks wrote (2 months ago)

Please /o0n0o\

misschicks wrote (2 months ago)

D:< TALK TO ME (PM)

misschicks wrote (2 months ago)

er ed... Ed? ED!

Rainie_chan wrote (2 months ago)

You know they say that Ed's only about 4' 11".... That's legal dwarfism. Even applies for a scholarship. xD

misschicks wrote (2 months ago)

*hits w/ wrench again*

misschicks wrote (2 months ago)

EDWARD *Hits with wrench* TALK TO ME

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