Crystal5046

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Sketchfu-ing since 09/22/2010 (user #116891)

16, female, single

Ashalnd, Kentucky

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About Crystal5046

║║╔║║╔╗ ║ WeLcOmE tO mY pRoFiLe!
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✟In the Beginning
God created the heavens
and the earth✟
✟ I believe in the lord
with all my heart ✟
Re-post if you believe that god created the earth and you accept Jesus Christ as your savior.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “Dang… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your crap so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of
that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out

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(¯`v´¯) Put this on your profile
.`.¸.´ If you love someone
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♥______♥_ On Your._♥______♥
/______♥__ Page If..__♥_____/
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/___♥____ Your Heart___♥___/
\_♥____ Broken into...____♥_\
♥______A thousand pieces_____♥

¡ǝןıɟoɹd ɹnoʎ uo sıɥʇ ʇnd uɐɥʇ uʍop ǝpısdn sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı

SAY
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(is that enough no's?? if not)
NO NO NO ON NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONO NO NO OH NO

[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
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[¬.¬] - Dude, you're an owl.
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[O.O] - GASP...my mother has lieded to me!
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[O.o] - have you seen my feather phone
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[¬.¬] - nope if i see it i'll give you a hoot
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[O.O] - ok thanks
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[¬.¬] - HOOT!!!HOOT!!!HOOT!!!
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[O.0]- YOU FOUND IT !!!!
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[ ^.^ ]-NOPE HE HE
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[O,O]-SIGH
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Have Hope <3
There is always a light at the end of the tunnel
Just pray it's not a train

1. YOUR REAL NAME
Y do ya need ta know??

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Julizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
Pink Dolphin

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
Grace Sherwood

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Cleju

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)
Blue Pespi

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's first name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Uegouhmn

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)
Jullain Wesley (spelling mistake)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Casey

You say Edward, I say Percy
You say Bella, I say Annabeth
You say Jacob, I say Luke
You say Washington, I say Camp Half-Blood
You say Vampires, I say Demigods
You say "How Romantic", I say, "Olympus!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE Percy Jackson WAY MORE THAN TWILIGHT!

☻/ This is bob, copy paste him on
/▌ every profile you see so he can
/ \ take over Sketchfu. You've been Bobbed.

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PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU EVER PUSHED A DOOR THAT SAID PULL.

PEPSI COLA WENT TO TOWN*
*DOCTER PEPPER KNOCKED HIM DOWN*
*PEPSI COLA GOT BACK UP*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN 7 UP*
*7 UP GOT DA FLU*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN MOUTIN DEW*
*MOUNTIN DEW FELL OFF DA MOUNTIN*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN FROM A FOUNTIN*
*FOUNTIN BROKE*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN PLAIN OLD COKE*

1. I have a secret, go to 6
2. You fell for it again! The secrets coming so go to 12
3. This isn’t ending soon so just go to 9
4. You really listen to me, go to 10
5. The bees will get you go to 11
6. I forgot it, go to 13
7. If you want peace go to 15
8. I just wanted to say Hi! That’s the secret
9. If you’ve got this far go to 14
10. If you’re NOT bored of this go to 7
11. You want to know the secret? Get it from 2
12. I promise this is the last one so go to 8
13. Tricked you! Just go to 4
14. Keep going, keep going, just go to 5
15. Fooled you, HAHA go to 3 if you want this to end

"Ok, if we get caught, pretend we don't speak english."
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-"What happened here?!?"
"No hablo ingles!"
-"Oh que paso?"
..."....RUUUUN!!"

Me: RED + Maybe Soft Pink + BLUE
Orange- Taken and happy.
Green - Taken and thinking about breaking up.
Lime Green- Taken and have kissed your b/g friend.
Black - Taken and cheating on someone.
Gold - Taken but you like someone else.
White - Married.
Sky Blue - Single & like someone.
RED-Single & LOVE SOMEONE TRULY!
Pink - Single and hating it.
Yellow - Single and loving it.
Gray - Jealous of someone because their dating ur crush
Purple- Heartbroken.
Soft Pink- Single but you like someone and they like you.
Silver- Single but you like many people.
Baby Blue- Confused.
Aqua - Sick.
BLUE - LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
Red Orange - Speaking another language than English now
Blue Green- just got dumped
What is your name: crystal5046
Spell it backwards: 6405latsyrc
Spell it with ur elbow: crystgalt50oper46 (wow.)
Spell it with ur eyes shut: crystal5946 (close!!)
Spell it with your forehead: fr6ty5trery6teio5046 (wow.)
Spell it with your nose: crystal5046 (GOT IT!!)

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(> )># So, i got you this lil waffle.
U..U

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.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

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.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U

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U...U
You know what, ima eat da waffle

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs, cpoy it itno yuor plfiore too!

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is 40 cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word in each sentence

Justin Beiber: HI! Would you like an auto graph?
Me: What?
Justin: An Auto Graph. Would you like one?
Me:...Who are you again?
Justin: Are you kidding me? It's me, Justin!
Me: I don't think I know a Justin...
Justin Beiber: JUSTIN! JUSTIN BEIBER!!
Me: Oh. I think I heard that name before...
Justin: yeah...?
Me: Yeah, When my dad was listening to the radio.
You have a really good singing voice.
Justin: Thanks.
Me: Yeah.. So are your a tomboy or something?
Justin: ... What...? A TOMBOY?
Me: Yeah, your wearing boy's clothes.
Justin: . . . O_O

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too"Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.The guy eventually calms down and says:"Make 'em all ugly again."NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . . Be Happy!!!!!

So there is a police officer and he says "everthing u say is being recorded and will be presented to a judge and used agenst you" and the criminal started to cry and sounds in pain and yells "PLEASE OFFICER DON'T HIT ME AGAIN!!!!"

This famous Hair Stylist was doing a guy's hair. He got the least expesive style you could you get. The Stylist gave him the best hair cut in the world! He paid for it with a thousand dollar bill. The Hair Stylist looked at him and said "Are you forgetting something? What you forgot starts with a T and ends in an IP." "Oh yeah!' said the guy. "You want a tip here's one. DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!" The man walked away laughing. The Hair Stylist started crying, and an old lady came up and wacked him with her purse. "I'M NEXT," she said! Her hair was full of grease and slime. The Hair Stylist did an even better job on her hair cut. She looked stunning. She got the least exspensive hair cut too. She paid with a million dollar bill. "Here's your tip sonny," she said, and she handed him one peice of peppermint candy. She started walking away when the stylist called out "I'M ALLERGIC TO PEPPERMINT!" The stylist gave the candy to his friend who didn't like them. The friend gave it to the stylist's mom. That night the stylist went to his mom's and ate the candy by accident. That night he died of his seviere allergic reaction. THE END

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96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On
Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will
----------///------I believe in the Lord God
---------///-------and I believe in Jesus
----////////////-----Christ as my savior
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Once upon a time, A man named Helen saw a squirrel. A squirrel covered in peanut butter. Immediately, the squirrel got out a bazooka, aimed, and shot. It shouted something in Norwegian. Studies have shown that the ancient aztecs taught the evil squirrels how to speak Norwegian. The translation to the squirrel's strange... language: "Where are my buttercup gorilla pants?" which could also mean "World Domination" in Mexican.

You know what?
I'm gonna attempt to bore you now.
It is raining outside..
I don't think it'll stop..
Hmm.
I'm hungry.
But what should I eat?
Poptarts?
No, too dry.
Granola Bar???
No, too common.
An Apple?
No, too nutritious.
Oh, well.
I'm sleepy.
But I don't wanna sleep.
There is also a hobo sleeping in my bed.
He stole it from me.
And now he is eating everything in my house.
Thats not good.
I must do something about this.
Will you help?
No?
I'm too annoying?
Pfft, you can't leave.
You can't stop reading no matter how hard you try.
I'm so addicting to read.
I'm irresistable.
And oh-so annoying.
And you can't deny it.
Either help me slay the hobo..
Or have me type this until the end of forever.
..You help me slay the hobo?
Great, we have an understanding.
Thank you.
I love you.
Come back tomorrow with a waffle and a bar of soap.
Good Day.

You say Edward, I say Chocolate Chip
You say Bella, I say White Chocolate
You say Jacob, I say Cookie Dough
You say Washington, I say The Kitchen
You say Vampires, I say Cookies
You say "How Romantic", I say, "OMNOMNOM!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE COOKIES MORE THAN TWILIGHT!

R - Rinos eating nachos!
A - Apple! Hey hey apple!
N - NARNIA!
D - Dun, dun dun! I burnt your waffles! :O
O - OH NO! Fred is BACK!
M - Mice Meesse moose mooses ARE EATING ME!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
~Post this onto your profile if you are R@/\/D0/\/\!~

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Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt! ♥♥♥
Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα! xD

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GIRL AND BOY POEM~(Which is so romantic!)
GIRL: do i ever cross ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: do u like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u cry if i left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u live 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u do anything 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: choos-my or your life
BOY: my life
the girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
the reason u never cross my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i love u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life!!!