CrazyM

Sketchfu-ing since 07/04/2010 (user #95476)

17, female, single

ok plz stop randomly adding me just because your new and want a big friends list !! just PM and ask me first!!!!........... location: under your bed and when you wake up your sock will be gone!!! mwhahahahahah!

250 drawings

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74 funny

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About CrazyM

si vous pouvez comprendre cela, vous pouvez parler français. comme moi ........ Salut! mon vrai nom est Mariah et j'avais l'habitude de vivre en Floride mais a déménagé quand j'ai découvert Sketchfu

cococola came 2 town
diet pepsi shot him down
dr.pepper fixed him up
now were drinking 7up
7up got da flu
now were drinking mountain dew
mountain dew fell off a mountain
now were drinking from the fountain
the fountain broke and had a stroke
now were drinking cherry coke
cherry coke lost it's cherry
now were drinking logan berry
loganberry,lost in sea
now were drinking iced tea
iced tea yeah he choked
now were back to drinking coke

Rihanna: Ooh nana whats my name?

Person: Why are you asking your grandma your name?

Rihanna: Oh shut up and drive!

Person: But it's raining outside!

Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella ella ella

Person: Who do you think you are?

Rihanna: The only girl in the world

Person: Well you aint!

Rihanna: I love the way you lie

your not a real man until youv cried ;)

hey guys :D plz talk to me more cause Sketchfus gettin boring

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Jesus had no servants but everyone called him master<3
post this on your profile if you are a christan!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*HaCKeD~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Yeaa its MEEEE!!! Samantha!! i just want to say i miss u guys sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!! and yall we be forever my friends!(: and please try to tell mariah that ryans not useing me!:| anywayyy, i LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3Samantha<3 (or MIA321)

~!~!~!Girl Confessions~!~!~!

1. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Alone. ALONE.

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
dedending on wther ther fluffy or not

3. Do you sleep in your bra?
PFFFT no

4. Do you enjoy drama?
depends ....is it a chick fight were my twin gets beat up (I ENJOY) or were a girl find her boyfriend is cheetin on her :P(I DONT ENJOY)

5. Are you a girly-girl?
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
friend

7. Small or large purse?
I dont carry a purse. That is for coupon people.

8. Are you short?
on a scale of 1-100 (1 being REALLY short an 100 bein the TALLEST PERSON ALIVE !) I be a 40

9. Do you like somebody?
No... I don't know a single guy in my neighbor hood thats my age. :P

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I told you i'm not girly.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
No

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Eh. Maybe... Well, not exactly. ....

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
So far yes. ( ill be whatever holds a knife)

14. Are you double jointed?
Yes. I think that if i can bend my finger backwards really far then yes

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
underneeth a chair at a NFL football game

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
What the heck, YES (smacked NOT FOR PUNISHMENT SHEESH)

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
thers one thatI went out of school durin recess (not ecsactly true)

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
No, i can only remember everyone's first name.

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
All of them they can just look at the top and think this talks about "persinol" stuff

LEAVE MY SKYFIRE ALONE!!!!!!!!
AND DON'T TRY YOUR CUSSING AT ME, I HAVE BEEN TRAINED PHYSICALLY FOR THAT LANGUAGE- IT DOES NOT MOVE ME. AND BY TOMORROW YOU WILL BE BANNED ANY WAY, AND ME A SKY FIRE BOTH SHALL HAVE A GOOD LONG EVIL LAUGH.

.... DON'T MAKE ME USE THE FORCE ON YOU.

http://sketchfu.com/drawing/2611482-lol-watch-at-4-or-8-x-speed

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

96% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff. so if you're one of the 4% who would go there and push her of and laugh like crazy" then put this on your profile.

I like..........chocolate ! but only.....
( )DARK
(X)MILK
( )MILK(WITH NUTS)
( )DARK(WITH NUTS)

\_/)
( '_')
(> )>█ so I was going to give you
U..U this...hanshom...chocolate bar.

....(\_/)
....('_' )
█<( <) But then i was like...
....U..U

...(\_/)
.(O__O)
. (>█<) I LIKE HANSHOM CHOCO STUFF!!!
. U....U

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>█ Then i dought sharing is for nice pwepl....
U..U

.....(\_/)
.....('_' )
.█<( <) And Imma Nice bwuny...But then i was like...
....U..U

...(\_/)
.(O__O)
. (>█<) I Boht dis Fweekin choco!!!
. U....U

...V-V
.(-__-)
. (>█<) Den I weembered dat I boht dis fweekin choco
. U...U iz for u, cuz u in car asident...

.....(\_/)
.....(^V^ ) <3
.█<( <)Now Ima like U know wat, Imma eat the hanshom
..U...U chocolate!!!

Don't be Racist, be like a Panda. they're Black, White, and Asian.
Wait, there's no Mexico in there... not Mexican... hmmm...
be a panda with a TACO!

Everyone who gets this needs to listen up. Let's see if we can get into the newspaper or something for this. On february 22 let's have everyone wear a blue shirt. I don't care what shade of blue it is. If your a kid pass this along to all your friends. If you go into a chat room tell everyone there to tell thier friends. If your an adult pass this to all your friends. And tell everyone at work about it. I'm using the power of e-mail for this. Mark your calendars for feb. 22 blue shirt day. Let's go down in history for this. I don't care if you get this 20000 thimes just do it

trolls exist ......they steal your sock but only the left ones whats with that?
made by crazyM
post this on your profile if your an awesome retard :)

IVE ONLY GOT ONE THING TO SAY ......>:)

hi Im bob
☻/
/▌
/ )

Justin beiber :hi would you like my auto graph ?
ME:sorry who are you ?
Justin beiber:Im Justin beiber!
ME :oh Ive heard of you on the raidio!
Justin beiber: cool
ME: but I think the raidio was broken cause when the raidio said :lets hear a justin beiber song! all I heard was some girl singing a weird song called :that should be me
Justin beiber: :(
ME: what?

just so you know I DONT hate Justin beiber I just dont like his voice

☠☠☠
I want candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ this is the terminator. post it everywhere so he can kill justin beiber

If an animal was being beaten on the street, 90% of the people that saw it would either pretend they never saw it, ignore it and keep walking, or stand there and watch. Copy and paste if you are part of the 10% that would speak out and try to help the animal.

1.hold your breath
2.go to your profile or a picture and add this
3.hope your still holding your breath
4.if you made it your a good kisser

♤ Tomboyish dats me ♤

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If Edward Cullen said breathing was uncool, 90% of girls would die. If you are one of the 10% who still breathe put this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can siltl raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs, cpoy it itno yuor sgianture too!..*......................*

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put that on
your page
if u r the
8% that think
animals should be
treated with the
same rights as humans

I hate bein girly yet I LOVE bein sily (I know its wered but thats how I rule)

STOP YELLIN AT ME!
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candy candy candy candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will
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"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
*Paste this on your profile if you hate racist people.*

90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile

95% of people would die if Justin Beiber jumped off a bridge. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 5% yelling 'JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!

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