Chris_McLean

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Sketchfu-ing since 08/23/2010 (user #108989)

34, male

An airplane hosting Total Drama Season 3

<------- I'm thinking, I need ideas to draw

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About Chris_McLean

║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

Name: Chris McLean
Age: 31
Born: 1978 in Newfoundland
Other: Every now and then I won't be able to get on for a while.

You say Edward, I say Master Chief
You say Bella, I say Cortana
You say Jacob, I say Arbiter
You say Rosalie, I say Dr. Halsey
You say Alice, I say Sirena
You say Emmett, I say Prophet of Regret
You say Jasper, I say Sargent Forge
You say Volturi, I say Orbital Drop Shock Trooper
Post this to your profile if you love Halo!!! By:SPLATSTER!!!

You say Edward, I say Cody
You say Bella, I say Sierra
You say Jacob, I say Chris McLean
You say Forks, I say Camp Wanakwa
You say Vampires, I say Campers
Copy and paste this to your profile if you like the Total Drama Series: CREATED BY Chris_McLean

Chris McLean vs Master Chief
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Chris glares at Master Chief.

"What are you lookin' at?"

"Not sure yet, can you tell me?"

"WHAT?! You callin' me an Elite?"

"Yeah, what if I am?"

"At least I have protective gear!"

"I don't need protective gear to survive aliens"

"Well, I know how to use a gun"

"I have my own show!"

"I am a Marine"

"That's cool, but who do you think you're fighting to protect?"

"Earth"

"I'm human, I live on Earth."

"The last thing I'd do is protect you"

"Funny you should mention that..."

"What? WHY?!"

"Nothing."

"Talk you WASHED UP ACTOR!!!"

"WHO YOU CALLING WASHED UP?!"

"At least my cooking show wasn't canceled"

"At least I don't need armour for good looks"

"At least I have good looks"

"You're going down!"

"Try me!"

"I will"

"Good!"

"Take off that armour"

"Fine! It's not like you could hurt me anyway."

"You couldn't touch me!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Look out, Brute Chieftain is behind you!"

"Suuuurrree he is"

Chieftain smashes Master Chief with a gravity hammer.

"I told you"
(THE END)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuWC8TTlzc
for some reason I like the song.