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(> )># So, i got you this lil waffle.
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.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
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You know what, ima eat da waffle. >:]



~~~~~~~~~45 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of *tampons* and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of lemonade juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the medicine aisle is.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming "jingle bells" in the middle of summer.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "HEY! WHERES THE TOILET PAPER!? Oh, I'll just use this sleeve!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!

18. Hold Barbie for ransom

19. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham

20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor

21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

22. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."

23. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool... with no water in it

24. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song

25. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"

26. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them

27. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out

28. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts

29. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

30. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"

31. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"

32. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you

33. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.

34. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.

35. Go up to a random old man and randomly say, "I love u mommy!"

36. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit

37. Go in the women section, find a nice size 2 dress, then go up to fat man and sort of put it next to their ody and say, "Tisk, tisk. This wont fit. Lets try size 36 with you!"

38. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"

39. (OIF UR A BOY) Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."

40. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"

41. If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.

42. Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."

43. Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

44. Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"

45. Have a friend push you around in a cart as fast as you can down the aisle screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"


~~~~~~~~5 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
#5:Have a friend push you around in a cart as fast as you can down the aisle screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"


My fave Justin Bieber quotes XD (Copy and paste the following if you think Justin Bieber sucks)

"Oh that Justina Bieber, She's the finest fox out there ^-^"

"Oh wait.. thats a dude?"

"Alvin the chipmunk has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber."

"Awww! She has such a pretty voice! Oh wait.. thats Justin Bieber."

"If thats Justin Bieber in dude form, whats he like in girl form?!"

"Justin Bieber~ 'I'ma tell you one more time' Then he says it 20 more times."

5 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous:

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

3. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

4. Ask him if they have pizza.

5. Change your accent every 5 seconds.




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Things to do in an elevator

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it
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