BlackAce969696

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Sketchfu-ing since 07/02/2009 (user #37820)

19, female, single

Buffy staked Edward, Selene killed Jacob. The End

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About BlackAce969696

My tablet doesn't work with my laptop so now
I only use a laptop touch pad.
Birthday- Feb 11th

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98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

96% of teens would die from a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff. So if you're one of the %4 who would go there and yell "JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!" then put this on your profile.

95% Percent of teens would die having a nervous breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 4% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn, and 1% would run up and push them off the building while video taping it!

92% of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8% that would be laughing your head off!

90% of all teenage girls would die if the Jonas brothers jumped off a 20 story building.If u are in the 10% who would get a chair and popcorn and say,"Do a flip!", pass this on!

A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism! >

Bron gay follow the rays, born straight refuse to hate.

Things to do in an elevator

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it..............

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Haha.....ironie...