Ayame_Kage

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Sketchfu-ing since 07/02/2011 (user #233944)

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2P!IGGY >:D

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About Ayame_Kage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNrkm18rMWc&feature=channel&list=UL
(i love these guys they're funny xD)
PINK POLICE!!!!
.....
I like anime...
.....That's about all I can think of
oh and all my drawings i dont use a tablet to draw them >_> yeah thats why they suck okkie well thats it i guess
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
I <3 Hetalia!!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The
murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant,
you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother
you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
Girl 1: Team Edward!
Girl 2: Team Jacob!
Girl 1: Team Edward!
Girl 2: Team Jacob!
Me: Team- SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I SMACK YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH MY PLUSHIE COLLECTION!!!!!!!!
Put this on you'r profile if you HATE Twilight and LOVE anime~ :D
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My name is Mona
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Mona
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to your profile if you are against child abuse
(ノಠ ヮಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (ノ° Д°)ノ TABLE THROW BISHIES!!!!
( = ヮ = )৩ Veeeeeeeeeeee~
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(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ COFFEE TABLE FLIP!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
(here's a America x Reader story for you kiddies =w=)
America x Reader
by ~ILOVEKIDDO-KUN4EVA

War. That's what you called it.

"ARE YOU READY?!" you heard Prussia yell into the microphone. The crowd responded with a loud 'yes' and the stamping of feet.

"THEN LET THE SING OFF BEGIN!!" he yelled and immediately you were bring pushed up onto the makeshift stage. You were greeted with loud cheering and whistles. Turning to your left you saw your competitor, Alfred Jones, walking up on stage, blowing kisses to the audience.

You felt butterflies start up in your stomach as he winked at you, but that was only because you were nervous about the contest, right? Yea, there was no other explanation for it.

You shook Alfred's hand and forced the butterflies away. You'd been training for this ever since that fateful day last week were you'd bet Alfred you were a better singer.

He'd argued with you and Francis had suggested a sing off to determine who was better. So here you were, standing in front of a crowd of over 500 people, some friends, some bystanders from the street.

Whatever the case, there were a lot of people to sing in front of. Your thoughts brought a strange feeling to your stomach and you began to feel sick.

The music started up and as Alfred passed you to grab the microphones, he whispered, "Deep breaths…you can do this!" Or at least, you think he did.

You recognised the song almost immediately and you knew that you'd been working the chorus and Alfred would be singing the verses. You took a deep breath and lifted the microphone to your mouth.

"Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go!! "

You sung loudly and purposefully, completely forgetting about the crowd. You loved this song, even if you only knew the chorus. Beside you Alfred started moving around the stage singing the verse.

"I'm betting you like bebop
And i'm betting you love creep mode
And i'm betting you like girls that give love to girls
And stroke your little ego
I bet i'm guilty your honor
But that's how we live in my genre
When in hell I pay rottweiler
There's only one flo, and one rida
I'm a damn shame
Order more champagne, pull it down hellstream
Tryna put it on ya
Bet your lips spin back around corner
Slow it down baby take a little longer! "

You smiled, you were beginning to enjoy yourself. The crowd had widened and you figured that, due to all the cheering happening, you and Alfred weren't bad and maybe, just maybe, you were both good. You were going to change that though. You were gonna beat Al, no matter what.

"Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go "

You and Alfred sang the next bit together. You both would sing 'whistle' and the crowd would sing 'baby' in response.

"Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby! "

Quickly though, Alfred had to start singing the verse again and you danced around the stage smiling and giggling. You were having the time of your life.

"It's like everywhere I go
My whistle ready to blow
Shorty don't leave a note
She can get any by the low
Permission not approved
It's okay, it's under control
Show me soprano, cause girl you can handle
Baby we start snagging, you come in part clothes
Girl i'm losing wing, my bucatti the same road
Show me your perfect pitch,
You got it my banjo
Talented with your lips, like you blew out candles
So amusing, now you can make a whistle with the music
Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it
Give me the perfect picture, never lose it! "

Alfred spun you around and you laughed before singing,

"Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go! "

Again, you and Alfred sang 'whistle' and the crowd yelled 'baby'.

"Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby! "

Al ran to the front of the stage while you tapped a beat in the background.
"Go girl you can work it
Let me see your whistle while you work it
I'mma lay it back, don't stop it
Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it, on me
Now, shorty let that whistle blow
Yeah, baby let that whistle blow!! "

The song was coming to an end and you grinned and jumped up the front. You sang the last chorus and turned towards Alfred.

"Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go! "

The crowd went silent as the last 8 words were sung.

"Whistle baby…" Alfred sang as he moved towards you.

"Whistle baby…" You walked towards him and looked up into his blue orbs.

"Whistle baby…whistle baby…" you both sang as the song ended. The crowd cheered and yelled but you heard none of it. You were too busy focussing on an attractive blonde haired boy who was currently kissing you.

You slowly wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed him back.

When you broke apart Alfred smiled at you and said, "I won!"

"WHAT?! NO WAY!!" you yelled and proceeded to chase him around the stage, laughing like maniacs.
(I just love this story :D)