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Artluver16

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Sketchfu-ing since 12/25/2010 (user #149974)

Lala land :3

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About Artluver16

I love to draw all sorts of things such as manga and animals. My favorite Mangas are Fruits Basket, DN Angel, and Mamotte! Lollipop!
96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On
Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will
----------///------I believe in the Lord God
---------///-------and I believe in Jesus
----////////////-----Christ as my savior
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You say Edward I say Kyo
You say Bella I say Tohru
You say Jacob I say Yuki
You say Alice I say Kisa
You say Jasper I say Shigure
Paste to your profile if u like Fruits Basket!!

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line!

~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.



FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.



FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"



FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. 

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.



FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.



FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.



FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.

REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.




FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.



FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.



FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it



FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

12 true facts :)))
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

Things to do in an elevator...
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it

---------------Girls------- ------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
---------- brave enough to-----
-------------climb all---------
--------------the way--------
-------------to the top--------
------------of the tree.---------


100 drawing challenge:
1. Introduction *
2. Purpose *
3. Love *
4. Friendship *
5. Music *
6. Paper *
7. Flowers *
8. Sky *
9. Beautiful
10. Tears
11. Smile
12. Blood
13. Hand in Hand
14. Cute
15. Sorrow
16. Agony
17. Family
18. Light
19. Dark
20. Solitude
21. Suffer
22. Death
23. Pain
24. Forsaken
25. Sick
26. Bored
27. Wrath
28. Breathe
29. Awake
30. Asleep
31. Daybreak
32. Dusk
33. Oblivion
34. Embrace
35. Simplicity
36. Sea
37. Forest
38. Longing
39. Redemption
40. Rejection
41. Understanding
42. Misunderstanding
43. Food
44. Illusion
45. Sweet
46. Rain
47. Hot
48. Insanity
49. Tough Luck
50. Creation
51. Universe
52. Royal
53. Time
54. Dreams
55. Unreachable
56. Path
57. Memories
58. Chains
59. Numbers
60. School-life
61. Bittersweet
62. Happiness
63. Obsession
64. Will
65. Night
66. Sunset
67. Tropical
68. Words
69. Killing
70. Unrequited
71. Reunion
72. Red
73. Impossible
74. Laughter
75. Locked
76. Sacrifice
77. Hearts
78. Listen
79. Moon and Stars
80. Sun and Clouds
81. Imperfection
82. Personality
83. The Past and the Future
84. Decision
85. Hold
86. Unspoken
87. 666
88. Prayer
89. Life
90. Pride
91. Desire
92. Eyes
93. Wish
94. Freedom
95. Lies
96. Truths
97. Bonds
98. Soul
99. Lost
100. Thanks


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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
In the ~Wondeful world of disney~ App, From now on the comps and ques will last for a month or if i don't change it that means i'm very very BUSY!!!! SOOOORYYY :(
Pass it on the the people in ~the Wonderful Wold of Disney~ Please.....
wow everything on ur page is really funny i like totally laughed my head off
Its okay
thanks
Thanks!
Also thank you for adding me as one of your friends!!!!!!!Ty!ty!XD
i got a question do you like Oran High School Host Club by any chance? Cause if you do I'm gonna add you as a friend!( If that's OK with you.)XD
thank you so much
hey! you might wanna look at our contest list on kawaii world of contests... :3

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