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Artemis713

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Sketchfu-ing since 06/15/2007 (user #898)

female, single

Los Angeles

25 drawings
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27 funny
127 cute
82 impressive

About Artemis713

Well, I'm a pretty crazy artsy girl. I LOVE painting, drawing, acting, writing, reading. I'm an anime, Harry Potter, and fantasy addict. I LOVE watermelon Jelly Belly jellybeans!!! Hm... And they call me FAIRY FREAK! Lol. Cus 've got an unhealthy obsession with faeries. :D Kewl huh?

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Woman - A Chemical Analysis

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal
fluctuations.

Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.

Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.
I KNOW that you have missed me Arty. lol. I JUST got back again...i know i keep leaving but im back!!! YAY! So whats up?
woop woop ur an amazing artist! friends? :)
U live in LA?! No way thats only a few hours from where I live! sweet I have a great artist person livin kinda close! yay!
Hey! I like your drawing^^ wanna be friends?
im so sorry...im traveling by ship to america and taking my Hybrid to Spain. Thought i feel your pain, I hate flight attendents and their fake smiles...supied cart-pushers-peanut-lovers.
we just added a way to delete pics - here are the instructions:
http://sketchfu.com/drawing/16720-new-feature-delete-your-drawings
The boring ppl on the plane that lack a sense of humor,the boring tasteless peanuts,and the obviously useless flight attendants. I understand what you mean dear. It all really does suck,but since i like right next to Spain in Portugal i just take my car there.Going to AMERICA always excites me...except for the FLIGHING part....that i could highly live without.lol
SO i have returned from my trip to Spain...visiting my parents. You live in the US...let me check..oh..i see...okay.SO how are you.I cannot use that question mark because it nolonger works in my keyboard.I need a new one. How have you been
Wow!
I love your drawings...
they are so cute!
You are really good!
:)

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