The Diamond travels to Usbeckistan. Where is Willy?
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tbinto
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THAT IS BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!
And weird and convoluted and how come you don't write for a living?
I am serious, you know how i loved the other story and this one is so
danged clever.
*bites my nails and worries about the orphanage now*
Will the plan work?
Barbwa Walters was confident she could keep track of the Winston Stone and demanded an exclusive story from Mr. W when the mission was complete..
What was the mission? Why the secrets?
Okay, here's the scoop.
Mr. W used Barbwa to cut a deal with Willy. If Willy agreed to be melted down then reformed in the shape of the world's largest diamond just long enough to be shipped to a despot dictator by the name of Borat in Usbeckistan, Mr. W. promised to reward him with an enormous sum of money, plus fund the Orphanage for 20 years, AND give Wiley Wabbit a life time supply of fresh carwots. That was IF the stone arrived in perfect condition, Borat was fooled and he paid for the bogus stone.
And of course, Barbwa would have her exclusive story...
Once the silly despot, Borat, got his hands on the stone, he was to wire ten million Usbeckistan som's (local currency) to Winston's account at the National Bank of Greed in Switzerland.
Now Mr. W was being deceptive. He hated Borat. Borat had divorced Mr. W's step-sister, Olga, accusing her of having a moustache! Olga's heart was broken and she'd run away from the family and joined some cult. The family had not heard from her in three years. Occasionally, they saw her on TV proselytizing, but she refused to return home.
The despot Borat had no idea of the family connection and Mr. W wanted to get even with Borat in the worst way.
This was his plan.
Send a frozen Willy shaped like a diamond to Borat.
Borat is fooled and pays for the stone.
Wiley Wabbit tails Willy all the way to Usbeckistan.
No one notices a rabbit, so his cover is perfect.
At the right moment he lights a match and melts Willy into water, hopping out of the Borat Palace with a water bottle in his paw.
By the time they discover the stone is gone, the money will have been wired, and Wabbit and Willy catch the next flight home.
Willy returns to snowman form. He gets the money for the Orphanage to keep it open and everyone else gets what they want.
Sounded like a good plan at the time.....
Great globe!!Hehehe...I jes thought of a way Wabbit could get there but will wait and see what happens...I have faith in that wabbit. It is Willy I am lil bit more worried about!