Yes I am.

Your life.
The cake.

Its ALL a lie.
It was all. "Nope."
I was all. "Quit being Slender!"
Jeff was all. "Booty."
That's how it went down.
You know how well I know you?
I got 100 on your quiz. X3








Leik a stalker.
Do you watch king of the hill?
If you dont you wont get this:

Discord: *driving lawnmower, goes through Pinkie Pie's lawn to get lemonade, goes through Celestia's to get beer*
*drives through the alley

Discord: Big Mac.
Big Mac: Discord.
Discord: Sombre.
Sombre: Discord.
Discord: Spike.
Spike: Discord.

*discord drives off*
Sombre: POLYGAMIST!
*discord backs up*
*sombre flees*
oh my sweet jesus.
Norman from TWD♥ XD
BROHOOF!!!!!! X3
Your profile picture.
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE. e A e

SLENDY e A e

//runs away
D:
I'D BE YOUR BABY.
BUT.
MY MOM WOULD NEVER GIVE ME UP FOR ADOPTION.
That face.
It stares at me when I'm sleeping,
I can tell because of how your stare seems to burn through the computer screen.
So fuqqin scary.
Wait what O_o
xD
Nuh-uh, girl. Johnney be mine. U__U xD
We can share him. oUe *takes out scissors* XD